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A fishing RPG that's older than Harvest Moon. Current games include River King 1 (GB/3DS VC), River King 2 (GBC/3DS VC), River King Advanced (GBA), A Wonderful Journey (Ps2), and Mystic Valley (DS)
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Q:Why don't the Goddess go fish herself? <p><center>~ Sound of a shaver through the lush coat of a sheep...buzzz...hummm...Baaa...What a day!!! :b ~ <br><a href="http://www.spacefem.com/blobs.shtml"><img src="http://www.maethos.info/~spacefem/smblobltblue.gif" width="90" height="98" border="0" alt="Adopt your own useless blob!"></a><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~LovelyBlossom"><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fdguild/images/blink7.gif" border="0" alt="Adopted from Baby Mania!"></a> <br>*Woolless The Blob* &*SeaHope the Baby Aisha*<br><br>Anyone heard of Doreamon? <br><a href="http://www.doramail.com/scripts/common/tos.cgi?referrer=doremikitty@doramail.com&lang=us" target="_new"><img src="http://images.partner.outblaze.com/doramail.com/icon_join.gif" border="0"></a><br></center></p><i></i>
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A:shes a goddess Why should she!<br>Q: How come Square soft are obsessed with goddess'ess (sssessessess,) <p><center>"you hurt my Friends now you must pay.You'll never see the light of day.I'll take you down Deep deeper.Swinging on The Life’s creeper.If I have to die. The time will fly Eternity Is round the corner..."<br><br>Madison's war cry. Madison is a Role playing person of mine.</center></p><i></i>
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A:Because they already have strainge enough mind to make the games to start with.<br><br>Q1:Why the gods(or whatever) stole the jews?<br><br>Q2:Why they become fish? <p><center>~ Sound of a shaver through the lush coat of a sheep...buzzz...hummm...Baaa...What a day!!! :b ~ <br><a href="http://www.spacefem.com/blobs.shtml"><img src="http://www.maethos.info/~spacefem/smblobltblue.gif" width="90" height="98" border="0" alt="Adopt your own useless blob!"></a><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~LovelyBlossom"><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fdguild/images/blink7.gif" border="0" alt="Adopted from Baby Mania!"></a> <br>*Woolless The Blob* &*SeaHope the Baby Aisha*<br><br>Anyone heard of Doreamon? <br><a href="http://www.doramail.com/scripts/common/tos.cgi?referrer=doremikitty@doramail.com&lang=us" target="_new"><img src="http://images.partner.outblaze.com/doramail.com/icon_join.gif" border="0"></a><br></center></p><i></i>
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A<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ecause they like seafood<br>q:i heard you use a comb as a weapon in this game.is it true? <p>« Harvest Goddess »,why do you love the humans more than me?because you made them in your image?« Harvest Goddess »!my love for you is true!is that also a sin?« Harvest Goddess »....my thirst shall never be quenched....it's too late now.~shaher the fallen angel/sacred demon</p><i></i>
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A:No. But it would be cool!<br>Q:Why can't you use net for fishing? <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br>~ Sound of a shaver through the lush coat of a sheep...buzzz...hummm...Baaa...What a day!!! :b ~<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.spacefem.com/blobs.shtml"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.maethos.info/~spacefem/smblobltblue.gif" style="border:0;height:98;width:90;"alt="Adopt your <br><br>own useless blob!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~LovelyBlossom"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fdguild/images/blink7.gif" style="border:0;"alt="Adopted from Baby <br><br>Mania!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>*Woolless The Blob* & *SeaHope the Baby Aisha*<br><br>Anyone heard of Doreamon?<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.doramail.com/scripts/common/tos.cgi?referrer=doremikitty@doramail.com&lang=<br><br>us" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://images.partner.outblaze.com/doramail.com/icon_join.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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A:the fish are to big (duh!)<br>Q: how come you dont see any dolphins ect? <p>"you hurt my Friends now you must pay.<br>You'll never see the light of day.<br>I'll take you down Deep deeper.<br>Swinging on The Life’s creeper.<br>If I have to die. The time will fly Eternity Is round the corner..."<br>The death song...</p><i></i>
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A:Because of the Wild Life Preserve. You are not to catch Dolphins, so you are not to see them either.<br><br>Q:What do the lady do with the bugs you sold her? <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br>~ Sound of a shaver through the lush coat of a sheep...buzzz...hummm...Baaa...What a day!!! :b ~<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.spacefem.com/blobs.shtml"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.maethos.info/~spacefem/smblobltblue.gif" style="border:0;height:98;width:90;"alt="Adopt your <br><br>own useless blob!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~LovelyBlossom"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fdguild/images/blink7.gif" style="border:0;"alt="Adopted from Baby <br><br>Mania!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>*Woolless The Blob* & *SeaHope the Baby Aisha*<br><br>Anyone heard of Doreamon?<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.doramail.com/scripts/common/tos.cgi?referrer=doremikitty@doramail.com&lang=<br><br>us" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://images.partner.outblaze.com/doramail.com/icon_join.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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A: eats them! mexican food mmmmmMMMM<br>Q: What happend to your sister (see RK1)? <p>"you hurt my Friends now you must pay.<br>You'll never see the light of day.<br>I'll take you down Deep deeper.<br>Swinging on The Life’s creeper.<br>If I have to die. The time will fly Eternity Is round the corner..."<br>The death song...</p><i></i>
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A: Kidnap by the river/sea-king.<br>Q: What trouble did your dad cause that made your ma so mad that he had to get her a gift? <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br>~ Sound of a shaver through the lush coat of a sheep...buzzz...hummm...Baaa...What a day!!! :b ~<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.spacefem.com/blobs.shtml"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.maethos.info/~spacefem/smblobltblue.gif" style="border:0;height:98;width:90;"alt="Adopt your <br><br>own useless blob!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~LovelyBlossom"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fdguild/images/blink7.gif" style="border:0;"alt="Adopted from Baby <br><br>Mania!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>*Woolless The Blob* & *SeaHope the Baby Aisha*<br><br>Anyone heard of Doreamon?<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.doramail.com/scripts/common/tos.cgi?referrer=doremikitty@doramail.com&lang=<br><br>us" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://images.partner.outblaze.com/doramail.com/icon_join.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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A: Killed your littler brother. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :evil --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/devil.gif ALT=":evil"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>Q: how do you transport to the hotel everytime you "die"? <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;">The snow, it falls in search of a place, but when it falls it leaves no trace, the place it lands turns white and cold, no two are alike, they are all unique. </span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br>Yeah it's all fun And games untill a rampaging robot destroys half your city....</p><i></i>
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A: The Goddess watches over you all the time, because she really want those fish no matter what.<br><br>Q: What's with the fairy that live in the pond that gave you the ax? <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br>~ Sound of a shaver through the lush coat of a sheep...buzzz...hummm...Baaa...What a day!!! :b ~<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.spacefem.com/blobs.shtml"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.maethos.info/~spacefem/smblobltblue.gif" style="border:0;height:98;width:90;"alt="Adopt your <br><br>own useless blob!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~LovelyBlossom"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fdguild/images/blink7.gif" style="border:0;"alt="Adopted from Baby <br><br>Mania!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>*Woolless The Blob* & *SeaHope the Baby Aisha*<br><br>Anyone heard of Doreamon?<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.doramail.com/scripts/common/tos.cgi?referrer=doremikitty@doramail.com&lang=<br><br>us" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://images.partner.outblaze.com/doramail.com/icon_join.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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A: *havent got to that bit but hey* She's read to much Fairy Storys.<br>Q: why Do the animals attack you and if a Spider attacks why not squish it?<br>How come we're the only ones posting? <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;">The snow, it falls in search of a place, but when it falls it leaves no trace, the place it lands turns white and cold, no two are alike, they are all unique. </span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br>Yeah it's all fun And games untill a rampaging robot destroys half your city....</p><i></i>
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A: All the animals are huge, even the spider, because they are obstical created by the Fishy gods. That's how you get any training done on your strengh.<br><br>Q: Why the river king only come out when it rain?<br><br><br>I guess no one else know this is going on here... <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br>~ Sound of a shaver through the lush coat of a sheep...buzzz...hummm...Baaa...What a day!!! :b ~<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.spacefem.com/blobs.shtml"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.maethos.info/~spacefem/smblobltblue.gif" style="border:0;height:98;width:90;"alt="Adopt your <br><br>own useless blob!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~LovelyBlossom"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fdguild/images/blink7.gif" style="border:0;"alt="Adopted from Baby <br><br>Mania!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>*Woolless The Blob* & *SeaHope the Baby Aisha*<br><br>Anyone heard of Doreamon?<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.doramail.com/scripts/common/tos.cgi?referrer=doremikitty@doramail.com&lang=<br><br>us" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://images.partner.outblaze.com/doramail.com/icon_join.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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A: He doesn't want to get sun burnt!<br>Q: how did that imp thing LOSE the Gem in the first place? <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0YQDeAhMgbVNVJjjbtXELQzSpoT9ZE6uAR2NLIvPJKSBkfrneQWnjKwhIqBrXE42AA7AkfEaJhY7pItydheqdRziVIIVbI63w2HNbYhKt1TWXg9zDAf3TKC6aD8bzGcrAjcg3EP2KoeQw9Chgo9V5xw/Title-Madgirl.bmp" style="height:250;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></p><i></i>
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A: She wants to see how high she can throw it.<br><br>Q: How come the construction guy lose his ax? <p><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br>~ Sound of a shaver through the lush coat of a sheep...buzzz...hummm...Baaa...What a day!!! :b ~<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.spacefem.com/blobs.shtml"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.maethos.info/~spacefem/smblobltblue.gif" style="border:0;height:98;width:90;"alt="Adopt your <br><br>own useless blob!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.neopets.com/~LovelyBlossom"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://publish.hometown.aol.com/fdguild/images/blink7.gif" style="border:0;"alt="Adopted from Baby <br><br>Mania!"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>*Woolless The Blob* & *SeaHope the Baby Aisha*<br><br>My Site: <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.geocities.com/midnightkittykat/">Kitty Print -- World Of Paint </a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> <br><br>Anyone heard of Doreamon?<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.doramail.com/scripts/common/tos.cgi?referrer=doremikitty@doramail.com&lang=<br><br>us" target="top"><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://images.partner.outblaze.com/doramail.com/icon_join.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--></a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>
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