If Harvest Moon weren't rated E 8D

[Distorted_Rainbow]

I like bar fights and divorce. I also would like to see the characters acting very drunk. I'm sure the twins are more intoxicated then the game lets on. lol

[Laina Inverse]

It's maybe a little silly, but it'd be nice to see the female character/your wife LOOK pregnant. And have to deal with it

[Moeru]

That's an excellent point. If you're playing as the female character, your stamina should go down faster.

[SakuraMota]

Pregnant female character should get hungry more often, too. XD And have morning sickness (which is not contained to just the morning, btw).

I always thought it would be funny in the guy versions to have your pregnant wife have food cravings. Like it could be like that one MFoMT event where all the girls come to your house and demand food, except it could be with your wife. She'd ask for some random food and you have to cook it for her or else her LP will go down.

Oh G0d, food cravings with Ann as your wife. XD She's already a glutton as is.

How awkward would it be in the valley to talk to your first spouse (if you really could divorce) after getting remarried? If you divorce and marry everyone in the Valley, would you get the Farm Degree title, "Village Bicycle?" XD

[Animeshen]

inappropriate sexual advances. Our bachelors need MORE PICK-UP LINES. Dirty ones.
And bachelorettes. If my main girl had the option to choose her dialogue, it'd all be skeevy. Guys would be like "whoa-oh here she comes".

[Pretty_Chicken]

I'm liking the bar fights and alcohol ideas.

You should be able to cheat on your spouse :D So if people had trouble choosing who to marry, they can just marry anyone and have affairs with everyone else xD

And they need meat food products in the game. And the ability to send your animals off to slaughter. Then you can have burgers, lamb chops, roast chicken, etc.

And you should be able to have a car or a van, to get around the valley easier and transport crops. And then you can run people over 8D *chases Rock*

And taking your chickens off the farm. Then you can show them to Murrey and he'll steal them and run away... then you find him spitroasting your chicken on a fire xD

[ShinigamiTina]

Uhm...put the Miracle Potion far far far far away (o-o) and let the cows/sheep get pregnant like in real life T^T
*imagines a child which is trying to get a cow pregnant with some glitter powder* *shot*
(I mean, seriously, in AWL there WERE male cows o-o" And male chicken >.>)

And they need meat food products in the game. And the ability to send your animals off to slaughter. Then you can have burgers, lamb chops, roast chicken, etc.

Yeah, I noticed it a few days ago, there is no meat food (except fish o-o) o_O

[bloodsucker]

« lame turnip » marriage with buttbabies as an option to be had.

PMSL.
Yes, this. It needs this <3
Not sure about the buttbabies though..

[Fang]

you should be able to make children by accident

[LovelySt4r]

BAR FIGHTS! BAR FIGHTS! BAR FIGHTS! Yes, we need bar fights! And people getting drunk would be awesome.
I can imagine Patrick and Kassey smashing bottles everywhere and setting fireworks in the bar being drunk. And then Murrey goes and steals all the wine selling them to Van. What a great world xD.

[Moeru]

Affairs would be excellent and appropriate. You may be married, but what about all those chicks who had a red heart for you? Living a double life, having a few mistresses... it's not so strange I think.

Of course you'd have to give them expensive gifts, cuz that's what you do with mistresses.

[TheAcrobat7]

GHEY MARRIAGE

I'll be a happy camper (farmer?) with just that. 8D

And maybe moar extreme age differences. Like, you can wait a year or two before they have an LP bar. I'm sorry, but I wanted Cammy in RF2 as Kyle. *shot for being a pedo*

[ConfusedBlonde]

Bar fights? Gay marriage? More interesting events? Isn't this all pointing to the fact that if HM were rated anything above E, the game would automatically be like 300 times better? 8D *shot for only asking questions*

[cequia]

A sterile room to give birth in? Something tells me the farmhouse is not so clean.

And ah yes acrobat, that would be quite the addition. >w<
Oh, and African American / other race farmers.

Oh Sakura, there is nothing to do but agree with you about Ann. How she keeps her girlish figure is beyond me. High metabolism?

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

Bar fights? Gay marriage? More interesting events? Isn't this all pointing to the fact that if HM were rated anything above E, the game would automatically be like 300 times better? 8D *shot for only asking questions*

Yes, yes it would. But we can only dream, which is a pity, really. ;~;