If Harvest Moon weren't rated E 8D

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o__o I have most people up to max FP. 'Unno why, it just happened. Shouldn't have been randomly giving out gifts. *tuts self*
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I have everyone at over 100 FP o____o
*plans to make Phillip hate me, I mean Hardy*
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I'd do that if my DS wasn't being hogged at the moment. *prods sister*
I dont' have the MT people at max, though. I never usually keep FoMT in for long enough. xP
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I never take it out since I lost the little plastic thing that goes in there xP
I have all the MT people at least 50+ FP
Oh, but Van and Gourmet don't like me xD

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!
Van should actually convert into a Van with Luke (from ToT) driving it 8D *shot becasue she's no vannie*
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ORLYNAO?

Van being driven by Luke, and Gill is in the passenger's seat (who may or may not be having a miniture feminine *shot* heart attack.) Chase is in the back making ice cream.
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xD

And don't forget the trunk/« Mr.Gourmet's hat »
*nodnod*

There's always room :D
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Durr xD I wonder who in the world is in there! *ducktape'd*
Urf. xX
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I BET ITS- *is lemon pledged and voice is ripped out* DDDDD8

*sign language*
I bet its Gourmet and- *hands are taken*

D8
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:O QUICK, WRITE IT DOWN! *tosses a pencil and piece of paper*
Oh wait. They took your hands... USE YOUR MOUTH! xD
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If Harvest Moon weren't rated E, I'd be able to grow dildos on my farm, invite all the men over for a slumber party, giant strip poker game, feeding into what Repurikabby said--hot man orgy buttsex scene commences, all men get pregnant, smoke marijuana through a penis, Van bringing children over for a peodparty, water the blooming dildos, have « Chicken Hugging » with my cat, murder Muffy for having such large breasts, go back to man orgy and then call it a night.

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*is by now inside of a pillow case thrashing around and cannot do anything*
Dx

OmaigawdBADishere xDDDD

Don't forget Kate and pedobear ;D
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ButxAxDream wrote:If Harvest Moon weren't rated E, I'd be able to grow dildos on my farm, invite all the men over for a slumber party, giant strip poker game, feeding into what Repurikabby said--hot man orgy buttsex scene commences, all men get pregnant, smoke marijuana through a penis, Van bringing children over for a peodparty, water the blooming dildos, have « Chicken Hugging » with my cat, murder Muffy for having such large breasts, go back to man orgy and then call it a night.

& this is why we need a RATED M FER Mature version of HM asap.
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Hey Skyy. x3
Yush. Pedobear gets all horny and has major « Mr.Gourmet's hat » erection. And yes, literally an « Mr.Gourmet's hat » erection and Van is all like, "GET IN ME" and he bends over the table and pedobear triest o fit his bottom in Van's. o3o


@repurika;
>3 Srsly. We need a rated G HM. G fer gay. We need a gay HM so I can be uber queer plz.
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xD
We need a few new random events.
One, walking in on that and your character getting a few options, though that would be disturbing
Flora murders Carter event
Patrick and Kasey blowing up something or somebody
Barney looking though your window watching you change clothes.

that reminds me of AnWL or whatever where Daryll is spying on your kids xD
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Daryll is my best friend. <3
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