If Harvest Moon weren't rated E 8D

[Replica]

o3o Daryl spies on your animals too in AWL.

That's when I fell in love with him.
He can spy on me all he wants. Especially in AWL since you play as a male. x3
It's like my dream come true. It's a pity nothing blossoms into true love though.

But if HM wasn't rated E. . . it would blossom into heated bathsexytime.

[ButxAxDream]

o3o Daryl spies on your animals too in AWL.

That's when I fell in love with him.
He can spy on me all he wants. Especially in AWL since you play as a male. x3
It's like my dream come true. It's a pity nothing blossoms into true love though.

But if HM wasn't rated E. . . it would blossom into heated bathsexytime.

o__________o BBY. For once, you srsly scare me.
>3 Daryll's peenie is like, probably all wrinkly. I want to get a taste of Lukina's peenie.

[Replica]

He's not old. D< It wouldn't be wrinkly.

I can't believe his big, bulgy eyeballs don't turn you on.
I love me some mad scientist weirdoman.

[HMgirlSkyy]

He spies on your children and animals o3o
Probably your character too xD

Daryll's probably like in his early 30s
o3o

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

...
o__o
Luls. Lots and lots of luls. *nods*

[HMgirlSkyy]

^-- What else did you expect xD?

*shotat*

:3

We need smilies in the game. Or for there to be a sims version of HM for the comp so we could type in smilies and shizz for them to say and understand |D /knows that will never happen

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

We should be able to respond in our own way. It wouldn't be rated E, because you could swear at the villagers xD Or, wait... What? o_o;

[Replica]

A Sims HM game would be so fun.
Especially when the bladder explodes in a puddle underneath you or you delete the stairs from the hot springs so the character drowns.

[Radish Queen]

XDD o_o Dr. Phillip--er, Hardy, does check on the old ones a lot o_o; I knew Dr. Phillip liked menz, but old womenz? ;o; *pauses* |D tsk tsk tsk, Radishy has something planned for Dr. Phillip 8D Skyy, you shall help OuO

. . . BAD, you have made HM much more epic ;o; it's sad those things aren't in the game D8 men getting preggers...XDD

We need smilies in the game. Or for there to be a sims version of HM for the comp so we could type in smilies and shizz for them to say and understand |D /knows that will never happen

8D *imagines the possibilities* <3

[A Sims HM game would be so fun.
Especially when the bladder explodes in a puddle underneath you or you delete the stairs from the hot springs so the character drowns.

I'd pay to do that XD


hm, what if you could randomly attack people? :3 *always wanted to do this*
Character: O< You didn't invite me to the starry night festival!
Random hobo[murry]: lolwut? 8D
Character: Diiiiiiiiiie *starts beating the pulp out of so named, 'random hobo'* >> << >> <333 I feel like a new person~ *skips off*
*is shot*

[gopherchucks101]

He's not old. D< It wouldn't be wrinkly.

I can't believe his big, bulgy eyeballs don't turn you on.
I love me some mad scientist weirdoman.

Definitely turns me on. Every time I go to give Leia stuff I'm all autogasm.

I'm all for buttsex babies and stuff. And you get to play whoever you want so you can choose your buttsex babies 8D *CliffxGray ftw*

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

He's not old. D< It wouldn't be wrinkly.

I can't believe his big, bulgy eyeballs don't turn you on.
I love me some mad scientist weirdoman.

Definitely turns me on. Every time I go to give Leia stuff I'm all autogasm.

I'm all for buttsex babies and stuff. And you get to play whoever you want so you can choose your buttsex babies 8D *CliffxGray ftw*

My day has just been made. *nods*

[Replica]

Butt babies.
Gotta love 'em.

If more Sims-esque stuff were to be incorporated into HM, I'm all for the aliens. First off there could be crop circles and whatnot. So they'd be screwing up your crops all around town.
Next if you encounter one you might get anally probed and all that jazz.

I always wanted my Kei!sim to get abducted so he could get preggers. ;-;
It was his life's dream.

[Radish Queen]

. . .
*mutters something about Kai bear f**cking* *is shot*
couldn't resist taking an old joke and adjusting it to Kai |D /murdered by Kai fans

[HMgirlSkyy]

XDD o_o Dr. Phillip--er, Hardy, does check on the old ones a lot o_o; I knew Dr. Phillip liked menz, but old womenz? ;o; *pauses* |D tsk tsk tsk, Radishy has something planned for Dr. Phillip 8D Skyy, you shall help OuO

. . . BAD, you have made HM much more epic ;o; it's sad those things aren't in the game D8 men getting preggers...XDD

We need smilies in the game. Or for there to be a sims version of HM for the comp so we could type in smilies and shizz for them to say and understand |D /knows that will never happen

8D *imagines the possibilities* <3

[A Sims HM game would be so fun.
Especially when the bladder explodes in a puddle underneath you or you delete the stairs from the hot springs so the character drowns.

I'd pay to do that XD


hm, what if you could randomly attack people? :3 *always wanted to do this*
Character: O< You didn't invite me to the starry night festival!
Random hobo[murry]: lolwut? 8D
Character: Diiiiiiiiiie *starts beating the pulp out of so named, 'random hobo'* >> << >> <333 I feel like a new person~ *skips off*
*is shot*

Lord what have I done? xDDDDD
Okay then Rad OuO

Omfg let's drown people by doing that |DDDDDD

Attacking people would pwn xDDDD

Oh, we need to be able to bash bottles of wine over people's heads randomly 8D

[ImFishMermaidy]

Agreed...It'd be like.

Character 1: I feel pretty todae.
Character 2: OH NOEZ U DUN! *bottleheads ch1*