If Harvest Moon weren't rated E 8D

[chichi1]

Muffy: Let's go on a date! *clapclapclap*
Griffin: *throws he across the room* NEVER. SAY. THAT. TO. ME. YOU. « Silly Duckie »!

lul that wasn't a very good one at all........
Oh welllll. ;3

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

Well, they already allow pedofilia in the game
*coughMuffyandGriffincough*
I should get that checked... *brick'd*

[Replica]

Technically that isn't pedophilia.
Unless you're actually going to stand by the reasoning of Muffy being a child.

The only pedophilia going 'round in this game is Wally x your kid.
But I think that's in AWL/AnWL.
Still, it justifies my claim that the Forget-me-not Valley cast are a bunch of nutters.

[Denny_Wife]

BAR FIGHTS FOR THE WIN

And yes, dates with interesting events ;D
*shot*

Better heart events. Srsly, the Skye ones pwn becasue they're in two parts and there's actually some drama in it.

...

*psst* RAD, DR. PHILLIP SHOULD BE TRENT'S APPRENTICE 8D *shot*

Moar Drama and events o 3o

I got my wine bottle ready for ceila

[HarvestHelper]

Speaking of pedophilia

you could have like a random old man [galen] randomly walk around your farm, watches you change...and your children "have you checked the children recently?"

Haha, witch princess is obviously a witch.
If any of you watched the happening, her or nina could be like

hehlo or something, trees blow, everyone starts killng themselves!

[Kirby =D]

You could get drunk and:
Participate in a bar fight.
Take someone(anyone in the bar who has been drinking) home and do it with em'.

[gopherchucks101]

He's not old. D< It wouldn't be wrinkly.

I can't believe his big, bulgy eyeballs don't turn you on.
I love me some mad scientist weirdoman.

Definitely turns me on. Every time I go to give Leia stuff I'm all autogasm.

I'm all for buttsex babies and stuff. And you get to play whoever you want so you can choose your buttsex babies 8D *CliffxGray ftw*

My day has just been made. *nods*

*nods* Quite.

[Replica]

^-- Obviously. Anyone's day could be made by buttbaby talk alone. c;
It's the many wonders of the world. The HM world should adopt this so it could make the game THAT much more fun.

I say.
Skye x Lukina buttbabies would be the hottest, by far. :'<

[ImFishMermaidy]

Skye x Lukina buttbabies would be the hottest, by far. :'<

Unless they got all the faults from both their parents, ie

Bad sense of fashion
limp, pale brown hair
pale, pale skin
stumbly mouth
Red eyes (for no reason)
lanky, useless proportions




I'd prefer the best of both worlds.

INCREDIMAZING sense of fashion
inceredibly sexy, thick brown hairs
Healthy-looking skin.
Skye's mouth.
And his eyes.
Sweet, sexy proportions.

[Replica]

Pale complexion is much hotter.

The buttbaby needs to wear tight pants though.
And not be afraid to show his penor to everyone. Lukina has to hide his. ;-;

Oh dear oh dear.
Consummating their love for each other would be videotape worthy. We'd need Sebastian to set up outside of their loveshack before the buttbabies are even born. c:
'cause you know Sebastian totally is a master film maker. That's what a good butler would be anyway.

[Retasu]

Pale complexion is much hotter.

The buttbaby needs to wear tight pants though.
And not be afraid to show his penor to everyone. Lukina has to hide his. ;-;

Oh dear oh dear.
Consummating their love for each other would be videotape worthy. We'd need Sebastian to set up outside of their loveshack before the buttbabies are even born. c:
'cause you know Sebastian totally is a master film maker. That's what a good butler would be anyway.

You say that wayy too much, dear x3

[Replica]

^-- They make the world go 'round.

Anyway. Let's see what other crackpot theories I can think up.
OH. Well I do know that Rick probably tried out for Romeo (or Juliet) in high school. No doubts.



That image just stinks of horrible acting.
OH SANITY. WHERE ART THOU BBY?
Do to emotional turmoil and a huge hate for Kai, he lost the part. I think HM needs a psychiatrist or something. o:

Who get paid handsomely.

[Retasu]

^-- They make the world go 'round.

Anyway. Let's see what other crackpot theories I can think up.
OH. Well I do know that Rick probably tried out for Romeo (or Juliet) in high school. No doubts.



That image just stinks of horrible acting.
OH SANITY. WHERE ART THOU BBY?
Do to emotional turmoil and a huge hate for Kai, he lost the part. I think HM needs a psychiatrist or something. o:

Who get paid handsomely.

R U KIDDIN'?

Rick loves Kai and you know it >___>;;
He was so intense he lost the part D:

[Guest]

long thread, dunno if someone came up with this:
"harvest poon"

also chances to walk in on rival married coupples in compromiseing situations.

[Crezelda]

also give your kid $5 to go to the circus for the afternoon while you spend time with the mr/mrs
and you know a seduction scene with cliff would be evily cute, him being all shy and all



oh.....
touch screen mini game with your spouse. ohhh yeah.