If Harvest Moon weren't rated E 8D

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^Yessssssss.

Marvelous should work some cradle-robbing into it all..
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We should be able to beat up people even if we're sober in the game. Be a farmer by day and murderer by night. XD
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Distorted_Rainbow wrote:We should be able to beat up people even if we're sober in the game. Be a farmer by day and murderer by night. XD
And instead of killing 50 animals to marry the witch you have to kill 5 people...
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I'm laughing my « Mr.Gourmet's hat » off at these pages xD

BAR FIGHTS, AFFAIRS, GAY/LES, HAREMS, DRUNKEN AND SOBER RAGE?
*shotdown*

8D

Oh, there should be a computer in your farmhouse so you could acess ushi *nodnodshot*

xD;

We can only dream, even though the game would be 100000000000000000000000x better the way we're all going 83
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Hey well, look at it this way. THERE IS ALWAYS THE AFTERLIFE. We can all meet up there and farm with oodles of debauchery. ^^

And definitely agreed on the computer field. How else would we know exactly what hour to step into an area for our sweetie's heart event (rivals too, mmm, ClairexMuffy X3)? Stumble upon it? Pfft yeah right. D=
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HMM wrote:
Distorted_Rainbow wrote:We should be able to beat up people even if we're sober in the game. Be a farmer by day and murderer by night. XD
And instead of killing 50 animals to marry the witch you have to kill 5 people...
Yes! I already have a list...*shifty eyes* Ahem, it would be cool to find skeletons in the excavation site since Carter's always going on about his ancestors. One of the mines should be a burial site. That would be cool!
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I don't know if someone posted these or not, so here goes.

You would be able to see the birthing scene.

Thomas would do other stuff to you when he breaks into your house.

There would be blood if you hit your animals.

^^You could see the animals carcass.

Your child wouldn't be let outside with all the rapists(Thomas that means you.)
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More alchohal. Much more detailed conversation. And maybe killing the animals for meat. *shot*
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Sigura wrote:I don't know if someone posted these or not, so here goes.

You would be able to see the birthing scene.

Thomas would do other stuff to you when he breaks into your house.

There would be blood if you hit your animals.

^^You could see the animals carcass.

Your child wouldn't be let outside with all the rapists(Thomas that means you.)
Dear Sigura, we said not rated E, but we didn't say if it was rated adult. ~_~
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cequia wrote:
Sigura wrote:I don't know if someone posted these or not, so here goes.

You would be able to see the birthing scene.

Thomas would do other stuff to you when he breaks into your house.

There would be blood if you hit your animals.

^^You could see the animals carcass.

Your child wouldn't be let outside with all the rapists(Thomas that means you.)
Dear Sigura, we said not rated E, but we didn't say if it was rated adult. ~_~
I always get carried away with these things. Sorry for you younger viewers

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S'okay. At least the Thomas watch committee will be headed by our Master Sandy and her BWK followers. Our child will be safe from his dog's balls. ;-;
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No more spamming about Thomas in this topic, unless it is related to the topic of not being rated E. Thank you.

If Thomas watched you undress and your door fell down while you were undressing xD Sort of like that one episode of Fresh Prince of Belair.
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cequia wrote:
Dear Sigura, we said not rated E, but we didn't say if it was rated adult. ~_~

Never said it wasn't ;>

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cequia wrote:Hey well, look at it this way. THERE IS ALWAYS THE AFTERLIFE. We can all meet up there and farm with oodles of debauchery. ^^
Lol. xD
Coversations with your partner would be more.. in-depth. x3
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HMgirlSkyy wrote: Bar fights with old men smashing chairs over eachother's heads and shizz would pwn to the max xD
*imagines patrick and Kasey beating eachother with stools and is shot*
Ahem.
That, right there, is epic win, lolz :lol:
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