Villagers dirty little secrets?

[ButxAxDream]

U GUYS.

Rock = drug dealer. Don't even argue with this. You know I'm right. Born from Chihuahuas.
Kate = Satanist
Van = child molester (duh) & black market eBayist
Roller = Strip Club owner & Van's ex-partner
Lumina = Man
Thomans = Not the HG.
Kasey & Partick = Suicide bombers
Cliff = Gay
Vesta = Avid Nascar fan + man with a giant peenie
Marlin = Serial killer
Witch & Goddess = Lesbian lovers
Carter = fossil licker
Zack = steroid consumer
Rick = mentally ill; obsession with Kai, chickens and eggs, but what's new?
Leia = porn addict
Romania = S&M
Sebastien = One hell of a butler

The list goes on. .u.

[Replica]

Sebastian = One hell of a butler

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
That made my night.

But who is the Grell to his Sebastian? :<
LUKINA?!

[ButxAxDream]

Sebastian = One hell of a butler

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
That made my night.

But who is the Grell to his Sebastian? :<
LUKINA?!

xD I was hoping it would.
YUSH. LukinaLukina. I'd like to see HIM in a nurse outfit. Rawr.

[Replica]

'kay so, Lukina gets the nurse outfit by having Dr. Trent steal it from Elli.

And like.
Trent is totally William. Will? « What The Eggplant » was his name?
'cause he's weird like Trent. Trent is weird mainly because of his scary face and odd beam-me-up-scotty headgear plastered onto his forehead forever.

Now. Who is really Ciel in disguise?
SKYE. 8D

[HMgirlSkyy]

^-- To uphold his street cred, of course.

Oh Carter. Carter thinking he's a flying « Harvest Goddess » incarnate and Flora drugging curries.
What else is odd in this game?

Those crystal flowers near the Goddess Pond.
« What The Eggplant » ARE THEY? They're like crystals or something. XD I remember being so confused as to what they were in AWL too.

Perhaps that is where Murrey gets his magical hairball powers from.

They're ice of course ;D

*Shotshotshot*

I would like to see Carter jump off of a ten story building screaming "I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYY!!!"

._.

[ButxAxDream]

'kay so, Lukina gets the nurse outfit by having Dr. Trent steal it from Elli.

And like.
Trent is totally William. Will? « What The Eggplant » was his name?
'cause he's weird like Trent. Trent is weird mainly because of his scary face and odd beam-me-up-scotty headgear plastered onto his forehead forever.

Now. Who is really Ciel in disguise?
SKYE. 8D

LOL. I'm marrying Trent in Cute. He's sexy. William is sexy too. I love it when Grell is all, gay and all like, "Wiiruu!" It's cute.
Trent can beam me up.

Skye makes the perfect Ciel. He likes wearing woman clothes, like Ciel does. :3

I'd like to see Carter's peenie explode. D<

[HMgirlSkyy]

^-- That would be fun to watch o 3o
Perferably caused by the suicidal bombers

Or Flora murdering him since we all know she wants to o3o

[Replica]

Suicidal bombers bombing a guy who thinks he's Bejesuseusurs?
Way to start a whole new friggin' holy war and shiz.

Grell is all gay . .. all the time. :3 JUST HEARING HIS NAME IS WONDROUS.
Lukina in a nurse cap makes Sebastian do stuff.

You know. Because he's always outside of the mansion walking back and forth near the trees.
He's totally doing stuff to himself because he can't come to terms with his lust for Lukina. So he has this fake persona where he is into S&M with Romana. It isn't real. Because he doesn't like womens at all.

And to go back to those crystal flowers...
They need to die.
Maybe they're the sprites homes. o: The ones who are worked senseless because labor laws don't exist in the game.

[ButxAxDream]

Suicidal bombers bombing a guy who thinks he's Bejesuseusurs?
Way to start a whole new friggin' holy war and shiz.

Grell is all gay . .. all the time. :3 JUST HEARING HIS NAME IS WONDROUS.
Lukina in a nurse cap makes Sebastian do stuff.

You know. Because he's always outside of the mansion walking back and forth near the trees.
He's totally doing stuff to himself because he can't come to terms with his lust for Lukina. So he has this fake persona where he is into S&M with Romana. It isn't real. Because he doesn't like womens at all.

And to go back to those crystal flowers...
They need to die.
Maybe they're the sprites homes. o: The ones who are worked senseless because labor laws don't exist in the game.

ilu. More than words can describe. D:

The crystal flowers are the Sprite's cumbuckets. .3.

*is upset that everything I think about is about « Chicken Hugging »* >.<

[HMgirlSkyy]

And to go back to those crystal flowers...
They need to die.
Maybe they're the sprites homes. o: The ones who are worked senseless because labor laws don't exist in the game.

o:
We need to kill those flowers. And I'm an example of how overworked the harvest sprites are xD;

We know Patrick and Kasey want to bomb people's homes and people themselves ;o

[Replica]

Patrick and Kasey are harmless. At the sheep festival they say they want to make a firework that explodes to look like wool.
. . .
what on earth? How the hell would that look? XD They totally raided Rock's room for the drugs when he wasn't looking.

Don't be upset badkins.
Ilu moar than lyf itselffz. <3333333345666

So does Ciel/Skye and his huge penor covered in woman clothes in the hopes of turning on the beloved Sebastian.

[harvest_moon_rocks]

Chris has got to be hiding something behind her sweet smile. I think she's part of the FBI...

Dr. Hardy's a cyborg.

Lumina's really a man. [/everyone knows this by now]

And we all know Muffy wears a wig...

[HMgirlSkyy]

xD
Yeah, they probably did raid Rock's drugs, but how did they get away with it? :0
/shot for twisted referance

[Pretty_Chicken]

Tak watches you while you sleep... and he saw you have sexy time with your spouse 0.o And his real name is Taco-man, coz I can't pronounce his name properly.

[RazzloTheFarmer]

Lol



these are really funny!!