Villagers dirty little secrets?

[Moeru]

I think it's much more likely that Muffy is a drag queen.
She's just TOO MUCH WOMAN for that little country town, if ya know what I mean.

[Miss Kanako]

^ AGREED.

Chris has got to be hiding something behind her sweet smile. I think she's part of the FBI...

Dr. Hardy's a cyborg.

Lumina's really a man. [/everyone knows this by now]

And we all know Muffy wears a wig...

Even I read the "Lukina" thing
the crystal flowers scare me, too.
The goddess pond area is actually a haunted forest XD
Murry is a...
"Murrey's bed is in this forest, only Murry can get in."
*Passes Out.* X_X
The blue bar isn't really locked at night... Muffy is in there PDing *ish shortened so that you don't know what it means*
O_o

[ButxAxDream]

Patrick and Kasey are harmless. At the sheep festival they say they want to make a firework that explodes to look like wool.
. . .
what on earth? How the hell would that look? XD They totally raided Rock's room for the drugs when he wasn't looking.

Don't be upset badkins.
Ilu moar than lyf itselffz. <3333333345666

So does Ciel/Skye and his huge penor covered in woman clothes in the hopes of turning on the beloved Sebastian.

:3
you make me hard, bby.

>.< yeah, that wool thing was trippy.

Gray is gay with Cliff. n.n

[horsesrmylyfe]

Aw man I thought of a really good one, but i forget xP

[Replica]

Gray is gay with Cliff. n.n

I can confirm this with my handy-dandy videocamera. 0:

It was almost as good as the Seb x Grell x Ciel session. :3
Oh sweet bliss.

PDing?
Pedoing? Prostitute-Dialing? « What The Eggplant »?

[HMgirlSkyy]

^-- Pole Dancing xD

Muffy pole dances all the time, and she's a str-*shotshotshot*

[Kuri-Chan]

Boo I wanted to post but Replica, BAD and others already pwned all the epic out of this topic. :c

In slightly disturbing ways. xD

Still some pretty funny shtuff here! 8D I've officially scared my parents & brother by randomly bursting out laughing at this thread. So if I get sent to the funny farm it's all your fault, mmkay UNOT?

edit: Nami in the DS version is actually a guy.
s/he acts like a girl because s/he wants attention. *shot*
But Nami in AWL is fiiine. <3 Nami was boy-ified in the DS, face it...

[HMgirlSkyy]

xD

We need the crack master here.
*pauses*
*goes to retrieve master*

*shot*

Carter and Griffen are pedos *shot by fans*

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

o_o Griffen looks way to old for Muffy. Unless Muffy has had plastic surgery. That is possible.

[Kuri-Chan]

o_o Griffen looks way to old for Muffy. Unless Muffy has had plastic surgery. That is likely.

fixe -- *shotshot*

I think Barney provided the towns females with steroids. d: How else did Kate go from five years old to almost marriable (by HM standards... which are... rather twisted...) in a matter of years?

[HMgirlSkyy]

xD
True, it's likely Muffy had plasic surgery, since she probably is half plastic o-o;;

[Replica]

Pole dancing isn't even sexy unless it's a man doing it.
Uh.
& Let's hold out on theories of Muffy being male. If you got big jugs like that, there better not be a penor under the skirt or I'll just die.

What's with the major epidemic of scary noses in this game?
Gustafa has a satan nose.
Griffen is like a birdddddd.
The twins . . . ufufuu. :C

Nami reminds me of my gay friend 'cause she was butch too. rofl.

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

Barney is actually a plastic surgeon. Dr Hardy is too, but no one trusts him after his last... Client *pokes Murrey*

Lul.

[Kuri-Chan]

Barney is actually a plastic surgeon. Dr Hardy is too, but no one trusts him after his last... Client *pokes Murrey*

Lul.

So now we have a pedoplastic surgeon, bird men, shemales and more.

This game is getting more amazing with each new post.

[HMgirlSkyy]

That's because Dr. Hardy is Dr. Phillip and no one trusts him after his plasics sugery job on gustafa to make his nose smaller, but it just made it bigger e_e