Villagers dirty little secrets?

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

That's because Dr. Hardy is Dr. Phillip and no one trusts him after his plasics sugery job on gustafa to make his nose smaller, but it just made it bigger e_e

xDDD QFT.
Dr. Hardy works for free, though, and pedoplastic surgeon makes you pay with... other ways than money.

[Replica]

Psh. Yo trippin'. He was born with that honker.

Honestly, I always wondered what happened to Hardy's pants.
Like. Did he lose them after a trip to Romana's mansion?
Maybe he and Sebastian had a little tryst. ~___~

[HMgirlSkyy]

That's because Dr. Hardy is Dr. Phillip and no one trusts him after his plasics sugery job on gustafa to make his nose smaller, but it just made it bigger e_e

xDDD QFT.
Dr. Hardy works for free, though, and pedoplastic surgeon makes you pay with... other ways than money.

QFT as scary as the truth is e_o *eye twitch*

Hardy lost his pants after Muffy stole them during a late night run and never gave them back ;O

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

What pants? Hardy doesn't own pants. Only those shorts/boxers/whatever they are.

[HMgirlSkyy]

True, he probably has never owned any pairs of pants xD
They're boxers by the look of them in AWL and AnWL e_o

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

In the DS version, on the website, it says that they are bermuda shorts or something like that >_>

[HMgirlSkyy]

BERMEUDA TRIANGLE!
THAT'S WHERE HE LOST HIS PANTS ~O~
*shotshotshot*

They look like boxers still ._.;

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

;OOOOOO
*le gasp*
THAT WAS WHERE THEY WENT!

But yes, they do look like boxors.

[HMgirlSkyy]

:OOOOOO!!!
WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE HARDY!

Hardy: Meh, I like being a flasher instead now ;D
Your Character: e_o *eye twitch*

*shot*

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

Well, at least we can see that he has something on.
If it was just a really long 'doctor's' coat, I'd run for the hills.

[Replica]

I think when I first played AWL I was dumbfounded as to how a character can walk around not only being some weirdo cyborg, but on top of that, how he can walk around in boxers.
Especially in the winter season.

I wish the game would elaborate more on Hardy and his weirdness.
I'd die a slow and painful death if Hardy was some sort of father/related to my ickle Daryl though. D:

UUUF. I smell the premise of a new Maury show.
Or perhaps Jerry Springer.

[HMgirlSkyy]

Yeah, Hardy s freaking weird o_o

If he didn't have boxers on and had Trent's long coat on, I would flee D:

...

[Replica]

I wouldn't flee.
It's not like the characters actually do any kind of actions. . . ever.

Aside from Carter thinking he's « Mayor Thomas » in the morning, but that's not even in DS so it doesn't count. o____0'

[HMgirlSkyy]

Yes, but its still creepy o-o
This theory belongs in the Non-E rated HM thread then xD
Hardy would flash at people.

*nodnod*

Yeah, he just stands there unlike in AWL and AnWL where he does the position =_=

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

Yeah, he just stands there unlike in AWL and AnWL where he does the position =_=

Lul. I remember seeing that first, and I was like: JUMP IN THE WATER >D
Ah... Good times. Good tim-*brick'd*