Villagers dirty little secrets?

Replica · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:55 pm

reyreypyon wrote:His Perfectly...mastered...potion....thing? :D?

Yes.
Which just so happens to be stored in his penor. o:

dino-rawr75 · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:56 pm

Thomas birthed all the sprites.

ninidunut · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:57 pm

And Vesta is married to Celia, but the vicar who thought it was a good idea looked like you, thats why marlin hates you, but the cutscenes where actually Vesta in disguise but she/he began to hate celia and it the last one they divorced. And also, theres a cut scene of the divorce.

[quote="Teh Site Said" [/quote]

» Year 56, Summer 12. 2:00am
» You are married to Daryl.
» You have to have purcharased the island and cottage as the cutscene takes place there.
» Inside the bed in the cottage.

[/size][/quote]

man that event was fun...

Fall Louver · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:58 pm

Gustafa is

!!! When I fainted he stole

more than Murrey

Retasu · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:00 pm

Replica wrote:Vesta is really a. . . man.
homg fah serious?! Who would've thunk it!

Grant is really a prostitute. No wonder he's one of my favorite random characters ever.

Hugh's dad (forgot his name) is always high because he always has those stars in his eyeballs. o3o

ITS WALLY. WALLY!

But yeah, who didn't know Vesta was a man >__>. Poor guy D:.

/doesn't feel bad at all xD

Celia is secretly a stri- /shot

Sigura · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:05 pm

Retasu wrote:
Replica wrote:Vesta is really a. . . man.
homg fah serious?! Who would've thunk it!

Grant is really a prostitute. No wonder he's one of my favorite random characters ever.

Hugh's dad (forgot his name) is always high because he always has those stars in his eyeballs. o3o
ITS WALLY. WALLY!

But yeah, who didn't know Vesta was a man >__>. Poor guy D:.

/doesn't feel bad at all xD

Celia is secretly a stri- /shot

Wrong. Griffin is secretly a stripper. *brick'd*

ImFishMermaidy · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:10 pm

Skya has been a star in Kingdom Hearts.

*brick'd*

harunosakura · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:10 pm

No, we all know that celia puts patrolium on the plants. That's why many angry customers come back with diseases. *shot*

Topics like this are phun.

ImFishMermaidy · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:21 pm

harunosakura wrote:
Topics like this are phun.

Agreed...

Muffy is a MAN!!!

Sigura · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:26 pm

ImFishMermaidy wrote:
harunosakura wrote:
Topics like this are phun.
Agreed...

Muffy is a MAN!!!

*SHOOTS*

ImFishMermaidy · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:27 pm

Claire shoots people at midnight. O_O

Jill secretly has a freaky obsession with not eating meat.

Sigura · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:28 pm

ImFishMermaidy wrote:Claire shoots people at midnight. O_O

Jill secretly has a freaky obsession with not eating meat.

Leia grew her tail by falling in toxic waste.

Replica · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:33 pm

Sigura wrote:Leia grew her tail by falling in toxic waste.

I read that and for about a minute I thought you said 'by falling in exotic waste.'

LOL

Marlin climbs onto the big wind turbines and contemplates throwing himself off every other week. Specifically Tuesdays.

The little monkeys near the excavation site are really Carter and Flora. D:

dino-rawr75 · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:37 pm

Sigura wrote:
ImFishMermaidy wrote:Claire shoots people at midnight. O_O

Jill secretly has a freaky obsession with not eating meat.
Leia grew her tail by falling in toxic waste.

No, Leia grew her tail from eating Celia's veggies.
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There's a reason that the main character carries an axe everywhere she goes.

ImFishMermaidy · Post Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:40 pm

Theres also a reason Skye has the *cough*Maiden-Rape-Beam*cough*

Erm, maidenchickbeam...