Villagers dirty little secrets?

[harunosakura]

Theres also a reason Skye has the *cough*Maiden-Rape-Beam*cough*

Erm, maidenchickbeam...

Because skye is an alien.

[ImFishMermaidy]

Theres also a reason Skye has the *cough*Maiden-Rape-Beam*cough*

Erm, maidenchickbeam...

Because skye is an alien.

He wants to spread his alien seed around and make small, wailing minions!

[harunosakura]

Theres also a reason Skye has the *cough*Maiden-Rape-Beam*cough*

Erm, maidenchickbeam...

Because skye is an alien.

He wants to spread his alien seed around and make small, wailing minions!

XD, that just made me laugh spontaniously. When it said wailing minions.

[Pretty_Chicken]

Murrey... is Thomas in disguise. He likes to dress as a homeless person and steal your money when you faint. And that's why he magically appears at Romana's mansion!! :O

Barney at the circus is a pedo! Seriously, he looks like one: "I saw your daughter naked!"


And Da-chan is pedo-bear

[one99five]

BAD is wanted here D:

[HMgirlSkyy]

Vesta is really a. . . man.
homg fah serious?! Who would've thunk it!

Grant is really a prostitute. No wonder he's one of my favorite random characters ever.

Hugh's dad (forgot his name) is always high because he always has those stars in his eyeballs. o3o

ITS WALLY. WALLY!

But yeah, who didn't know Vesta was a man >__>. Poor guy D:.

/doesn't feel bad at all xD

Celia is secretly a stri- /shot

Wrong. Griffin is secretly a stripper. *brick'd*

Wrong again!

Gustafa is *shotdown*

We all know he does drugs >O! *shakefist*

Barney is secretly Barney the purple dino in disguise as a pedo *shot*

[Replica]

Gustafa would make one of the poorest strippers ever.

Who would throw money at him straddling a pole? With that big nose and that hideous hat. . . *shudder* I DEMAND JUSTICE. D8

In that picture, Barney looks like the one who does the drugs. rofl.

But I do know that Gotz is really a hermit crab in disguise.
He is in cahoots with Daryl and Murrey because all three of them have some form of dark, spiky hair.

[HMgirlSkyy]

Yeah, he would blind someone Dx
Or worse, GALEN.
*dies*

Pedobear and Kate plan to get Hugh *shot*

Barney is a pedoooo D;

Gotz is secretly British and kills people. that's why he's in the forest, the most unpopulated place in MT o:

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

Murrey... is Thomas in disguise. He likes to dress as a homeless person and steal your money when you faint. And that's why he magically appears at Romana's mansion!! :O
Barney at the circus is a pedo! Seriously, he looks like one: "I saw your daughter naked!"
And Da-chan is pedo-bear

Lol. xD

[HMgirlSkyy]

Chris takes happy pills so she doesn't try to kill Wally again *shot*

[RazzloTheFarmer]

lol all of these are hilarious!!

We all knew Vesta was a man.

Galen killed Nina because she slept with Dr. Hardy

A love the thing from BAD where Flora is trying to kill Carter so she can have the excavation site to herself.

When Celia goes to the Goddess Pond and just stands there doing nothing for countless hours on end she is really peeing

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

Romana's mansion is actually an old jail house. Sometimes, at night, you can hear the prisioner spirits screaming. ;D

[Sigura]

Romana's mansion is actually an old jail house. Sometimes, at night, you can hear the prisioner spirits screaming because Romana's torturing them with her evil ugliness.

Fixed. xD

[RazzloTheFarmer]

Grant wishes he was Muffy, who wishes she was Carter, who wishes he was the Harvest Goddess, who wishes she was Gotz, who wishes he was Hugh, who wishes he was his mom, who wishes she was Lumina, who wishes she were Sebastian, who wishes he was Murrey, who wishes he had a razor. And clothes.

Now THATS random!!

[ChocolateCoatedPinky]

Romana's mansion is actually an old jail house. Sometimes, at night, you can hear the prisioner spirits screaming because Romana's torturing them with her evil ugliness.

Fixed. xD

*facepalm* xD Lawl.