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Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:41 pm
by harunosakura
ImFishMermaidy wrote:Theres also a reason Skye has the *cough*Maiden-Rape-Beam*cough*
Erm, maidenchickbeam...
Because skye is an alien.
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:50 pm
by ImFishMermaidy
harunosakura wrote:ImFishMermaidy wrote:Theres also a reason Skye has the *cough*Maiden-Rape-Beam*cough*
Erm, maidenchickbeam...
Because skye is an alien.
He wants to spread his alien seed around and make small, wailing minions!
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 1:56 pm
by harunosakura
ImFishMermaidy wrote:harunosakura wrote:ImFishMermaidy wrote:Theres also a reason Skye has the *cough*Maiden-Rape-Beam*cough*
Erm, maidenchickbeam...
Because skye is an alien.
He wants to spread his alien seed around and make small, wailing minions!
XD, that just made me laugh spontaniously. When it said wailing minions.
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 2:08 pm
by Pretty_Chicken
Murrey... is Thomas in disguise. He likes to dress as a homeless person and steal your money when you faint. And that's why he magically appears at Romana's mansion!! :O
Barney at the circus is a pedo! Seriously, he looks like one:

"I saw your daughter naked!"
And Da-chan is pedo-bear
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 6:04 pm
by one99five
BAD is wanted here D:
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 6:22 pm
by HMgirlSkyy
Sigura wrote:Retasu wrote:Replica wrote:Vesta is really a. . . man.
homg fah serious?! Who would've thunk it!
Grant is really a prostitute. No wonder he's one of my favorite random characters ever.
Hugh's dad (forgot his name) is always high because he always has those stars in his eyeballs. o3o
ITS WALLY. WALLY!
But yeah, who didn't know Vesta was a man >__>. Poor guy D:.
/doesn't feel bad at all xD
Celia is secretly a stri- /shot
Wrong. Griffin is secretly a stripper. *brick'd*
Wrong again!
Gustafa is *shotdown*
We all know he does drugs >O! *shakefist*
Barney is secretly Barney the purple dino in disguise as a pedo *shot*
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 6:23 pm
by Replica
Gustafa would make one of the poorest strippers ever.
Who would throw money at him straddling a pole? With that big nose and that hideous hat. . . *shudder* I DEMAND JUSTICE. D8
In that picture, Barney looks like the one who does the drugs. rofl.
But I do know that Gotz is really a hermit crab in disguise.
He is in cahoots with Daryl and Murrey because all three of them have some form of dark, spiky hair.
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 6:44 pm
by HMgirlSkyy
Yeah, he would blind someone Dx
Or worse, GALEN.
*dies*
Pedobear and Kate plan to get Hugh *shot*
Barney is a pedoooo D;
Gotz is secretly British and kills people. that's why he's in the forest, the most unpopulated place in MT o:
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 6:54 pm
by ChocolateCoatedPinky
Pretty_Chicken wrote:Murrey... is Thomas in disguise. He likes to dress as a homeless person and steal your money when you faint. And that's why he magically appears at Romana's mansion!! :O
Barney at the circus is a pedo! Seriously, he looks like one:

"I saw your daughter naked!"
And Da-chan is pedo-bear
Lol. xD
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 08, 2009 3:00 am
by HMgirlSkyy
Chris takes happy pills so she doesn't try to kill Wally again *shot*
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 08, 2009 5:56 am
by RazzloTheFarmer
lol all of these are hilarious!!
We all knew Vesta was a man.
Galen killed Nina because she slept with Dr. Hardy
A love the thing from BAD where Flora is trying to kill Carter so she can have the excavation site to herself.
When Celia goes to the Goddess Pond and just stands there doing nothing for countless hours on end she is really peeing

Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 08, 2009 7:50 am
by ChocolateCoatedPinky
Romana's mansion is actually an old jail house. Sometimes, at night, you can hear the prisioner spirits screaming. ;D
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 08, 2009 10:12 am
by Sigura
ChocolateCoatedPinky wrote:Romana's mansion is actually an old jail house. Sometimes, at night, you can hear the prisioner spirits screaming because Romana's torturing them with her evil ugliness.
Fixed. xD
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 08, 2009 1:16 pm
by RazzloTheFarmer
Grant wishes he was Muffy, who wishes she was Carter, who wishes he was the Harvest Goddess, who wishes she was Gotz, who wishes he was Hugh, who wishes he was his mom, who wishes she was Lumina, who wishes she were Sebastian, who wishes he was Murrey, who wishes he had a razor. And clothes.
Now THATS random!!
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 08, 2009 1:26 pm
by ChocolateCoatedPinky
Sigura wrote:ChocolateCoatedPinky wrote:Romana's mansion is actually an old jail house. Sometimes, at night, you can hear the prisioner spirits screaming because Romana's torturing them with her evil ugliness.
Fixed. xD
*facepalm* xD Lawl.