Villagers dirty little secrets?

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RazzloTheFarmer wrote:Grant wishes he was Muffy, who wishes she was Carter, who wishes he was the Harvest Goddess, who wishes she was Gotz, who wishes he was Hugh, who wishes he was his mom, who wishes she was Lumina, who wishes she were Sebastian, who wishes he was Murrey, who wishes he had a razor. And clothes.

Now THATS random!!
XD!

Uhm...
Griffin has a closet full of poison bottles for his drinks o_o
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Muffy is secretly...


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Not that thats bad, she probably doesn't want you to know that she uses a highlighter to color in her roots.
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:O BRUNETTE!

The Witch Princess is actually the assistant of Daryll. /lame
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The Harvest Goddess is lesbian and is in love with the Witch Princess.
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:o

Grant is a cannibal and ate Samantha and Tim.
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Lol, these are awesome. Lessee...

Rick wants Kai's man meat. He fantasizes about frying eggs on Kai's rock-hard abs. Oh wait, that's not a secret, it's a commonly known fact...*shot*

Kai wants the male farmer, Pete/Jack. He proved this back in BtN, and that relationship has carried over.

Popuri is really a lesbian. :3 She discovered this when she realized Kai would never love her because he's too obsessed with Pete/Jack. She's now trying to seduce Karen, who was abandoned since Rick won't give her the time of day since he's so focused on Kai. (Karen doesn't want Popuri, though.) This is why she's traveling with her in IoH. :3

Skye and the Harvest Goddess are related, hence his magical powers (Rape Beam [TM]).

Rock isn't Tim's child, which is why he left Ruby, under the guise that he was going on a "trip." He either killed himself over the grief that Ruby would cheat on him or else is in Hawaii shacking up random hula girls.

*fail*
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don't say bad things about Muffy D:<

WARNING! THIS POST MAY CONTAIN CONTENT WHICH IS NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS UNDER… UHM… 13 YEARS?

but thomas' secret is that he is the harvest king

lumina is actually a boy named lukina

kaj is gay with rick, or atleast likes him

vesta is actually a man

van has a van in which he lures kids. these kids never return

gourmet uses lipstick (which is no real secret anymore)

witch princess sleeps with a teddy bear

rick is scared of sheep and cows

your kid steals candy from his own house :0

and daryll likes fantasy/mermaid pr0n


and I have a big imagination
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I've always thought that the mayor was teh Harvest King. and that the cows were EVIL :evil: and that kate should be able to be married. lol
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HMlover22134 wrote:I've always thought that the mayor was teh Harvest King. and that the cows were EVIL :evil: and that kate should be able to be married. lol
Thomas is the mayor o_o;

And cows are evil. Every night, while you sleep, they plan to take over the farm and get rid of the pesky chickens and sheep and humans. Oh my!
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ChocolateCoatedPinky wrote:
HMlover22134 wrote:I've always thought that the mayor was teh Harvest King. and that the cows were EVIL :evil: and that kate should be able to be married. lol
Thomas is the mayor o_o;

And cows are evil. Every night, while you sleep, they plan to take over the farm and get rid of the pesky chickens and sheep and humans. Oh my!
That means it's time to stop being a vegetarian. o3o
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ChocolateCoatedPinky wrote:
HMlover22134 wrote:I've always thought that the mayor was teh Harvest King. and that the cows were EVIL :evil: and that kate should be able to be married. lol
Thomas is the mayor o_o;

And cows are evil. Every night, while you sleep, they plan to take over the farm and get rid of the pesky chickens and sheep and humans. Oh my!
Have you not heard of the BWK? That's like their firm belief, lol. It makes sense, in some ways.

My cows aren't evil...:< They have sparkly eyes. :3
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Pretty_Chicken wrote:Murrey... is Thomas in disguise. He likes to dress as a homeless person and steal your money when you faint. And that's why he magically appears at Romana's mansion!! :O

Barney at the circus is a pedo! Seriously, he looks like one: Image "I saw your daughter naked!"


And Da-chan is pedo-bear
I weirdly laughed my head off at the Da-Chan bit, i was drinking cola and it went everywhere >_< XDDDD
Hmm... ¬_¬ I think Daryl's family experimenting on things isn't just about cloning cows and your basic innocent thi- *BOOM!*
...I always wondered about poor Leia in Daryl's baseme- ...nvm.
Actually I think thats what it is, the Witch princess is one of Da-Chan pedobear's victims O_o
Yep, I munna stop there.
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No, the Witch CREATED Da-chan. *nods and shot*
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(w8ing 4 activation >_<) wrote:I weirdly laughed my head off at the Da-Chan bit, i was drinking cola and it went everywhere >_< XDDDD
Hmm... ¬_¬ I think Daryl's family experimenting on things isn't just about cloning cows and your basic innocent thi- *BOOM!*
...I always wondered about poor Leia in Daryl's baseme- ...nvm.
Actually I think thats what it is, the Witch princess is one of Da-Chan pedobear's victims O_o
Yep, I munna stop there.
So THAT'S why the Witch has that bear obsession in Island of Happiness. It all makes sense. :0
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ChocolateCoatedPinky wrote:No, the Witch CREATED Da-chan. *nods and shot*
That's why in IoH she has all those bears in her house.
She makes the come alive!

EDIT: Beat on the bear thing ;P
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