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Da-chan is pedobear and Kate is his evil minion *nodnodshot*
SakuraMota wrote:
(w8ing 4 activation >_<) wrote:I weirdly laughed my head off at the Da-Chan bit, i was drinking cola and it went everywhere >_< XDDDD
Hmm... ¬_¬ I think Daryl's family experimenting on things isn't just about cloning cows and your basic innocent thi- *BOOM!*
...I always wondered about poor Leia in Daryl's baseme- ...nvm.
Actually I think thats what it is, the Witch princess is one of Da-Chan pedobear's victims O_o
Yep, I munna stop there.
So THAT'S why the Witch has that bear obsession in Island of Happiness. It all makes sense. :0
:0!
It all makes sense!
And when you have your child the pedobears will steal your baby away in the night *shotshot*
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Nami doesn't know she has red hair. There are no mirrors in the inner inn, and she doesn't like Muffy. Rock slipped a strawberry jelly on her head.

Nobody told her :)
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RazzloTheFarmer wrote:Nami doesn't know she has red hair. There are no mirrors in the inner inn, and she doesn't like Muffy. Rock slipped a strawberry jelly on her head.

Nobody told her :)
rofl.
That reminds me of an old episode of Rugrats when they substitute honey for Stu's shampoo. XDDD Oh sweet memories.
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RazzloTheFarmer wrote:Nami doesn't know she has red hair. There are no mirrors in the inner inn, and she doesn't like Muffy. Rock slipped a strawberry jelly on her head.

Nobody told her :)
xD

Rock isn't a natural blonde, he just dyed it that color to match his brain capacity ;D *shot by blondes* xD
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xD

That was the first thing I could think up with.

Here are a few more of what my incredibly imaginative brain has to say about ALL the peoples ^.^

Barney is a pedophile

Chris is a drugdealer

Cody is gay, and that is why he is not a bachelor on HMDS Cute

Daryll is into mermaid porn

Galen is in love with Celia, who is, very much out of his league, but may be interested...

Gotz is one of Muffy's clients *See below*

Grant murdered his wife

Dr. Hardy was born with his electronic eye naturally, however the incident was too horrific for his parents to tell him the truth, so fed him the lie about him being genetically modified by "bad guys"

Hugh stalks Muffy at the Goddess Pond

Kai watched Ruby when she sleeps

Kassey eats his gunpowder

Kate loves Hugh (aw) :heart:

Mimi wants to have an affair with Wally

Mukumuku is the Harvest Goddess in disguise

Murrey is the Witch Princess in disguise

Nina slept with Dr. Hardy, and that is why Galen murdered her

Patrick is one of Muffy's clients (see below)

Romana has a little thing for Sebastian

Ruby has a little thing for Kai

Sebastian has a little thing for the wild dog that comes to his working place during spring

Tak is a pedophile

Thomas helps Tak kidnap children

Van has a "Fun fun truck" For little children to play in, where the never ever return.

Vestas a MAN

Wally gets a 3% cut on his drugs for being married to the dealer. Originally 4%



BACHELORETTES

Celia thinks she has a secret world under her bed

Flora thinks Carter is her dad O_o

Lumina is into « Chicken Hugging » with whips and costumes O_o

Muffys a prostitute

Nami likes to play in the mud


Goddess is a little bit of a bada$$

Leia is into evil scientist porn

Witch Princess experiments on the wild dogs found outside her house in spring

Keria likes it rough!!!


BACHELORS


Carter licks fossils =3

Griffin is one of Muffy's clients

Gustafa is one of Chris's clients

Marlin watches Celia sleep when she's naked

Rock dies his hair from brunette to blonde because he is gay :)





It almost KILLED me but I did it!!!


And now I need to pee!! *BRB*



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*Deletes all text originally written*

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I wrote this in the wrong topic, sorry!!!!!!!!! O_o
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Wow. Just, wow xD.

They are quite beliveable actullay.
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HMgirlSkyy wrote:Da-chan is pedobear and Kate is his evil minion *nodnodshot*
SakuraMota wrote:
(w8ing 4 activation >_<) wrote:I weirdly laughed my head off at the Da-Chan bit, i was drinking cola and it went everywhere >_< XDDDD
Hmm... ¬_¬ I think Daryl's family experimenting on things isn't just about cloning cows and your basic innocent thi- *BOOM!*
...I always wondered about poor Leia in Daryl's baseme- ...nvm.
Actually I think thats what it is, the Witch princess is one of Da-Chan pedobear's victims O_o
Yep, I munna stop there.
So THAT'S why the Witch has that bear obsession in Island of Happiness. It all makes sense. :0
:0!
It all makes sense!
And when you have your child the pedobears will steal your baby away in the night *shotshot*
*Knod...* ¬_¬ activation went weird. Wow, That SO explains that poor kid in AWL... that lil bear is SCARY. And wow... the creation theory is creepy, too... =0
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HMgirlSkyy wrote:
RazzloTheFarmer wrote:Nami doesn't know she has red hair. There are no mirrors in the inner inn, and she doesn't like Muffy. Rock slipped a strawberry jelly on her head.

Nobody told her :)
xD

Rock isn't a natural blonde, he just dyed it that color to match his brain capacity ;D *shot by blondes* xD
Oh no you didn't!
*shots*

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Lukina is into « Chicken Hugging » with whips and costumes O_o


If anyone wants me to verify this, I'm all for it.

& Keria does probably like it rough. Considering that she'd probably just sleep through it if it wasn't.
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Heh heh heh glad you like them :)

looking back they are actually pretty believable, aren't they :lol:


Kassey eats his gunpowder


I like that one :lol:

EDIT: OMG forgot to do my small and orange text. Again!!!
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Sebastian and Romana like BDSM. Especially when they're together. Didn't you know? :lala:
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Miss Kanako wrote:
HMgirlSkyy wrote:Da-chan is pedobear and Kate is his evil minion *nodnodshot*
SakuraMota wrote:
So THAT'S why the Witch has that bear obsession in Island of Happiness. It all makes sense. :0
:0!
It all makes sense!
And when you have your child the pedobears will steal your baby away in the night *shotshot*
*Knod...* ¬_¬ activation went weird. Wow, That SO explains that poor kid in AWL... that lil bear is SCARY. And wow... the creation theory is creepy, too... =0
*nodnod*
Poor kid :<
I wonder what would happen if your child went over to Kate's house at night and pedobear... o_o

Gustafa says, "Don't do drugs kids! 8D ... *sneaks away*"
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*nodnod*
Poor kid :<
I wonder what would happen if your child went over to Kate's house at night and pedobear... o_o

Gustafa says, "Don't do drugs kids! 8D ... *sneaks away to Chris' "services"*"
thought i'd add that X3
Did this send the first time? I munna kill this comp...
The child would never return, i'm sure, but the rest I dun munna THINK about...
The Muffy's "services" thing is believable -_o
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Muffy's services is believable but I can tell you this, if she hired Skye to be number one whore then she switched herself to be brothel pimp leader, she'd rake in the dough by the TON.

Because Skye is ten times sexier than she is. Obviously.
For one he has no bewbies. And two, he has penor. 8D
Everyone in the valley wants to get with that sexy thannggg. Muffy should hire him so she could get a lot of money and leave the valley forever 'cause she's so annoying with her omgnomanwantstamarrymeee talk.
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