Lol, you wrote all that in alphabetical order *is stupid for noticing*RazzloTheFarmer wrote:xD
That was the first thing I could think up with.
Here are a few more of what my incredibly imaginative brain has to say about ALL the peoples ^.^
Barney is a pedophile
Chris is a drugdealer
Cody is gay, and that is why he is not a bachelor on HMDS Cute
Daryll is into mermaid porn
Galen is in love with Celia, who is, very much out of his league, but may be interested...
Gotz is one of Muffy's clients *See below*
Grant murdered his wife
Dr. Hardy was born with his electronic eye naturally, however the incident was too horrific for his parents to tell him the truth, so fed him the lie about him being genetically modified by "bad guys"
Hugh stalks Muffy at the Goddess Pond
Kai watched Ruby when she sleeps
Kassey eats his gunpowder
Kate loves Hugh (aw)![]()
Mimi wants to have an affair with Wally
Mukumuku is the Harvest Goddess in disguise
Murrey is the Witch Princess in disguise
Nina slept with Dr. Hardy, and that is why Galen murdered her
Patrick is one of Muffy's clients (see below)
Romana has a little thing for Sebastian
Ruby has a little thing for Kai
Sebastian has a little thing for the wild dog that comes to his working place during spring
Tak is a pedophile
Thomas helps Tak kidnap children
Van has a "Fun fun truck" For little children to play in, where the never ever return.
Vestas a MAN
Wally gets a 3% cut on his drugs for being married to the dealer. Originally 4%
BACHELORETTES
Celia thinks she has a secret world under her bed
Flora thinks Carter is her dad O_o
Lumina is into « Chicken Hugging » with whips and costumes O_o
Muffys a prostitute
Nami likes to play in the mud
Goddess is a little bit of a bada$$
Leia is into evil scientist porn
Witch Princess experiments on the wild dogs found outside her house in spring
Keria likes it rough!!!
BACHELORS
Carter licks fossils =3
Griffin is one of Muffy's clients
Gustafa is one of Chris's clients
Marlin watches Celia sleep when she's naked
Rock dies his hair from brunette to blonde because he is gay
Villagers dirty little secrets?
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Of course it is, just look at the woman's butt jiggle/bewb jiggle when she walks O-eMiss Kanako wrote:thought i'd add that X3*nodnod*
Poor kid :<
I wonder what would happen if your child went over to Kate's house at night and pedobear... o_o
Gustafa says, "Don't do drugs kids! 8D ... *sneaks away to Chris' "services"*"
Did this send the first time? I munna kill this comp...
The child would never return, i'm sure, but the rest I dun munna THINK about...
The Muffy's "services" thing is believable -_o
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Wally does sterioids
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XDHMgirlSkyy wrote:Of course it is, just look at the woman's butt jiggle/bewb jiggle when she walks O-eMiss Kanako wrote:thought i'd add that X3*nodnod*
Poor kid :<
I wonder what would happen if your child went over to Kate's house at night and pedobear... o_o
Gustafa says, "Don't do drugs kids! 8D ... *sneaks away to Chris' "services"*"
Did this send the first time? I munna kill this comp...
The child would never return, i'm sure, but the rest I dun munna THINK about...
The Muffy's "services" thing is believable -_o
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Wally does sterioids
And course he does, how else are you meant to get medals and trophies like him? Hmm? Play fair? What's that mean?
yep, in the boy version she says you two should go on a date sometime AT A PURPLE HEART O_.Replica wrote:Muffy's services is believable but I can tell you this, if she hired Skye to be number one whore then she switched herself to be brothel pimp leader, she'd rake in the dough by the TON.
Because Skye is ten times sexier than she is. Obviously.
For one he has no bewbies. And two, he has penor. 8D
Everyone in the valley wants to get with that sexy thannggg. Muffy should hire him so she could get a lot of money and leave the valley forever 'cause she's so annoying with her omgnomanwantstamarrymeee talk.
And I read on the proposal script she says she always wanted a blue feather, and something along the lines of: ESPECIALLY FROM SOMEBODY SHE LIKES. O_o her secret is: she would marry somebody she hated... O_o *Disturbed*
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^ O_o
Wow... always wondered how people could get red hair... they told me that they dyed it but they just dun want me to know they like strawberries that much.
how do you all get the freaking imagination for all this??? *Looks around room*
Hmm... Mukumuku is an overgrown big furry doggyyyyyyyyyyy
Vesta had surgery to get her mouth so close to her eyes...? O_o
the Witch Princess gets frustrated because nobody takes her eebilness seriously.
Ok byebye.
Wow... always wondered how people could get red hair... they told me that they dyed it but they just dun want me to know they like strawberries that much.
how do you all get the freaking imagination for all this??? *Looks around room*
Hmm... Mukumuku is an overgrown big furry doggyyyyyyyyyyy
Vesta had surgery to get her mouth so close to her eyes...? O_o
the Witch Princess gets frustrated because nobody takes her eebilness seriously.
Ok byebye.
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Your reactions made me die of laughter xDDDDDDDChocolateCoatedPinky wrote:o_________________________________oHMgirlSkyy wrote:DR. HARDY IS SECRETLY DR. PHILLIP/DR.PHIL!!!
*shotdead for inside jokes*
No wonder Nina died. ;D;
Barney is secretly Barney (from the kids show) in disguise as a pedo :0
Incedentally, he picked a bad disguise xD
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