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RazzloTheFarmer wrote:xD

That was the first thing I could think up with.

Here are a few more of what my incredibly imaginative brain has to say about ALL the peoples ^.^

Barney is a pedophile

Chris is a drugdealer

Cody is gay, and that is why he is not a bachelor on HMDS Cute

Daryll is into mermaid porn

Galen is in love with Celia, who is, very much out of his league, but may be interested...

Gotz is one of Muffy's clients *See below*

Grant murdered his wife

Dr. Hardy was born with his electronic eye naturally, however the incident was too horrific for his parents to tell him the truth, so fed him the lie about him being genetically modified by "bad guys"

Hugh stalks Muffy at the Goddess Pond

Kai watched Ruby when she sleeps

Kassey eats his gunpowder

Kate loves Hugh (aw)

Mimi wants to have an affair with Wally

Mukumuku is the Harvest Goddess in disguise

Murrey is the Witch Princess in disguise

Nina slept with Dr. Hardy, and that is why Galen murdered her

Patrick is one of Muffy's clients (see below)

Romana has a little thing for Sebastian

Ruby has a little thing for Kai

Sebastian has a little thing for the wild dog that comes to his working place during spring

Tak is a pedophile

Thomas helps Tak kidnap children

Van has a "Fun fun truck" For little children to play in, where the never ever return.

Vestas a MAN

Wally gets a 3% cut on his drugs for being married to the dealer. Originally 4%



BACHELORETTES

Celia thinks she has a secret world under her bed

Flora thinks Carter is her dad O_o

Lumina is into « Chicken Hugging » with whips and costumes O_o

Muffys a prostitute

Nami likes to play in the mud


Goddess is a little bit of a bada$$

Leia is into evil scientist porn

Witch Princess experiments on the wild dogs found outside her house in spring

Keria likes it rough!!!


BACHELORS


Carter licks fossils =3

Griffin is one of Muffy's clients

Gustafa is one of Chris's clients

Marlin watches Celia sleep when she's naked

Rock dies his hair from brunette to blonde because he is gay

Lol, you wrote all that in alphabetical order *is stupid for noticing*

Miss Kanako wrote:

*nodnod*
Poor kid :<
I wonder what would happen if your child went over to Kate's house at night and pedobear... o_o

Gustafa says, "Don't do drugs kids! 8D ... *sneaks away to Chris' "services"*"

thought i'd add that X3
Did this send the first time? I munna kill this comp...
The child would never return, i'm sure, but the rest I dun munna THINK about...
The Muffy's "services" thing is believable -_o

Of course it is, just look at the woman's butt jiggle/bewb jiggle when she walks O-e
-shot-
xD

Wally does sterioids

HMgirlSkyy wrote:

Miss Kanako wrote:

*nodnod*
Poor kid :<
I wonder what would happen if your child went over to Kate's house at night and pedobear... o_o

Gustafa says, "Don't do drugs kids! 8D ... *sneaks away to Chris' "services"*"

thought i'd add that X3
Did this send the first time? I munna kill this comp...
The child would never return, i'm sure, but the rest I dun munna THINK about...
The Muffy's "services" thing is believable -_o

Of course it is, just look at the woman's butt jiggle/bewb jiggle when she walks O-e
-shot-
xD

Wally does sterioids

XD
And course he does, how else are you meant to get medals and trophies like him? Hmm? Play fair? What's that mean?

Replica wrote:Muffy's services is believable but I can tell you this, if she hired Skye to be number one whore then she switched herself to be brothel pimp leader, she'd rake in the dough by the TON.

Because Skye is ten times sexier than she is. Obviously.
For one he has no bewbies. And two, he has penor. 8D
Everyone in the valley wants to get with that sexy thannggg. Muffy should hire him so she could get a lot of money and leave the valley forever 'cause she's so annoying with her omgnomanwantstamarrymeee talk.

yep, in the boy version she says you two should go on a date sometime AT A PURPLE HEART O_.
And I read on the proposal script she says she always wanted a blue feather, and something along the lines of: ESPECIALLY FROM SOMEBODY SHE LIKES. O_o her secret is: she would marry somebody she hated... O_o *Disturbed*

O-o

Nami likes grapes because she switched from strawberrie, which dyed her hair red, so now she wants purple hair instead, but it won't work ;O;

^ O_o
Wow... always wondered how people could get red hair... they told me that they dyed it but they just dun want me to know they like strawberries that much.
how do you all get the freaking imagination for all this??? *Looks around room*
Hmm... Mukumuku is an overgrown big furry doggyyyyyyyyyyy
Vesta had surgery to get her mouth so close to her eyes...? O_o
the Witch Princess gets frustrated because nobody takes her eebilness seriously.
Ok byebye.

O-o
More like Van did that xD

Also, you're talking to Rad's apprentice crack master. You should expect this xDDDDD

DR. HARDY IS SECRETLY DR. PHILLIP/DR.PHIL!!!
*shotdead for inside jokes*

HMgirlSkyy wrote:DR. HARDY IS SECRETLY DR. PHILLIP/DR.PHIL!!!
*shotdead for inside jokes*

o_________________________________o

No wonder Nina died. ;D;

ChocolateCoatedPinky wrote:

HMgirlSkyy wrote:DR. HARDY IS SECRETLY DR. PHILLIP/DR.PHIL!!!
*shotdead for inside jokes*

o_________________________________o

No wonder Nina died. ;D;

Your reactions made me die of laughter xDDDDDDD

Barney is secretly Barney (from the kids show) in disguise as a pedo :0
Incedentally, he picked a bad disguise xD

Nuu. Barney is secretly the guy that's INSIDE of the big purple Barney costume. He has set up a circus because his show got canceled.

Yep. And Wally is Michael Jackson

-shot-

Fo-reals?
What about Sebastian? o 3o

He's just some pedoish perverted old man o 3o

Really now? He kind of reminds me of a certain lemon pledging fellow. *brick'd*
But that works too.

Oh yes, that fellow o 3o
He needs a-
...
o_o
*goes to paint.net*

;O More crack pictures?

Ahem. I think that Romana actually isn't and old lady, but instead a biker dude /shot