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Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 5:47 am
by RazzloTheFarmer
Do you think any of the villagers have secrets? I bet Gustafas an alcoholic and Flora keeps 90% of the things she finds in the excavation site and Tak has a rage problem and Marilin is sniffs glue and so on so on.
Anyway, what do you think
(this thread is for hypothetical reasons only.)
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 7:20 am
by one99five
Have you ever heard of the
BAD?
http://fogu.com/hmforum/viewtopic.php?f=22&t=83238
She's like, the most popular theorist every <3
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 7:32 am
by Retasu
Gustafa- Is Murrey in disguise 
And is really a hobo.
Muffy- Likes to play in mud instead of shopping in Mineral Town.
Celia- You may think she's a nice, clean, little sweetheart. But she has a pervert mind about Marlin 
Thats all the creative juice I could squeez out of me right now :/.
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 7:46 am
by harunosakura
Holy « Puppy Doodoo ». I saw a video once that told the secrets of the villagers in Forget me not valley and it was awsome. Except it got deleted. </3
But we all know that kate provides all the towns drugs.
And gotz eats children.
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 8:02 am
by Retasu
harunosakura wrote:Holy « Puppy Doodoo ». I saw a video once that told the secrets of the villagers in Forget me not valley and it was awsome. Except it got deleted. </3
But we all know that kate provides all the towns drugs.
And gotz eats children.
OMFG SO THATS WHAT SHE SOLD TO ME
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:12 pm
by RazzloTheFarmer
lololololololol!!!!!
heres what I think
Nina: Is karate expert
Dr. Hardy: Practices surgery on little wild animals
and I will never look at Kate the same way again :L:L:L
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:30 pm
by Retasu
RazzloTheFarmer wrote:lololololololol!!!!!
heres what I think
Nina: Is karate expert
Dr. Hardy: Practices surgery on little wild animals
and I will never look at Kate the same way again :L:L:L
/Nina died because she broke every bone in her body trying to do an epic karate move xD
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:33 pm
by ninidunut
i did one of these topics one :}
And the stray dog was actually hired by the harvest goddess. I heard her talking to it, the mad old bat.
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:38 pm
by ImFishMermaidy
Witch princess is 100% lesbo, and so is the godess. Thats why there hard to marry.
Kate is a transgender demon girl.
Gotz watches Claire in the hot spring.
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:42 pm
by ninidunut
LIKE, I know! Oh my « Harvest Goddess », im gonna do that right now! - FLYS AWAY -
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:45 pm
by Replica
Vesta is really a. . . man.
homg fah serious?! Who would've thunk it!
Grant is really a prostitute. No wonder he's one of my favorite random characters ever.
Hugh's dad (forgot his name) is always high because he always has those stars in his eyeballs. o3o
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:47 pm
by reyreypyon
Takakura is a pedophile
He watches you get it on, and dress,
sicko
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:49 pm
by Replica
NOWAIT.
Takakura's eyebrows are the pedophiles.
He's just the innocent one who is possessed by their hairy softness. There is no escape.
I has another one.
Daryl is really a closet homo.
He dreams of taking Skye to his lab and experimenting on his butt by placing his pe-- *steam roll'd*
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:53 pm
by reyreypyon
Replica wrote:NOWAIT.
Takakura's eyebrows are the pedophiles.
He's just the innocent one who is possessed by their hairy softness. There is no escape.
I has another one.
Daryl is really a closet homo.
He dreams of taking Skye to his lab and experimenting on his butt by placing his pe-- *steam roll'd*
He should shave :<
:O
His Perfectly...mastered...potion....thing? :D?
Re: Villagers dirty little secrets?
Posted: Mar 07, 2009 12:55 pm
by Sigura
reyreypyon wrote:Replica wrote:NOWAIT.
Takakura's eyebrows are the pedophiles.
He's just the innocent one who is possessed by their hairy softness. There is no escape.
I has another one.
Daryl is really a closet homo.
He dreams of taking Skye to his lab and experimenting on his butt by placing his pe-- *steam roll'd*
He should shave :<
:O
His Perfectly...mastered...potion....thing? :D?
You crack me up.
Mumuku is secretly the Harvest Goddess in a costume.