Hilarious Harvest Moon Quotes

Nanami-san · Post Posted: Aug 12, 2009 2:58 pm

"Calvin and Pheobe got married. Dang. She was pretty hot too."-Luke, the week calvin and pheobe got married. It made me laugh, but I was married to him at the time so..

veggiespork · Post Posted: Aug 12, 2009 3:13 pm

WHAT? Luke still says that even after you are married? Hahaha! He says that every time one of the rival couples gets married xD

This isn't really a quote but it's weird how in SNES when you marry, your wife changes her clothes to a plain purple dress. Ummm...?

PaleSunflower · Post Posted: Aug 12, 2009 5:26 pm

Oh! How could I forget! It is not a quote, but it is funny.

My character in Tree of Tranquility got married to Toby and had a baby girl, Demeter. On the same day Demeter was born, after she was born, I went to Jin's house without chatting with anyone on the way. Turns out Jin and Anissa had a kid too, Van. I guess either Van was really cute or Demeter was quite ugly, because the entire town, including Toby, talked about Van and only Van for weeks.

Nanami-san · Post Posted: Aug 13, 2009 7:46 am

PaleSunflower wrote:Oh! How could I forget! It is not a quote, but it is funny.

My character in Tree of Tranquility got married to Toby and had a baby girl, Demeter. On the same day Demeter was born, after she was born, I went to Jin's house without chatting with anyone on the way. Turns out Jin and Anissa had a kid too, Van. I guess either Van was really cute or Demeter was quite ugly, because the entire town, including Toby, talked about Van and only Van for weeks.

That must suck, but one time I made the final rainbow a day after my baby's birth(as a somewhat pretty and sentimental birthday present) but they talked about the freakin rainbow over my adorably cute daughter!

ShiroRyu · Post Posted: Aug 13, 2009 8:13 am

PaleSunflower wrote:Oh! How could I forget! It is not a quote, but it is funny.

My character in Tree of Tranquility got married to Toby and had a baby girl, Demeter. On the same day Demeter was born, after she was born, I went to Jin's house without chatting with anyone on the way. Turns out Jin and Anissa had a kid too, Van. I guess either Van was really cute or Demeter was quite ugly, because the entire town, including Toby, talked about Van and only Van for weeks.

No fair!

Post Posted: Aug 13, 2009 8:50 am

"Aw, ducks are so cute and white. I wish I could be that white." —Muffy, in a quote that's not as funny as it is weird/creepy o_o

FabShelly · Post Posted: Aug 13, 2009 9:22 am

PaleSunflower wrote:Oh! How could I forget! It is not a quote, but it is funny.

My character in Tree of Tranquility got married to Toby and had a baby girl, Demeter. On the same day Demeter was born, after she was born, I went to Jin's house without chatting with anyone on the way. Turns out Jin and Anissa had a kid too, Van. I guess either Van was really cute or Demeter was quite ugly, because the entire town, including Toby, talked about Van and only Van for weeks.

Jin does make the cutest kids.

yellow green · Post Posted: Aug 13, 2009 9:26 am

"Kittycat, do you know what it is to have a man who burns every night thinking about you? Um... Are you listening to me?"
"Kittycat, my chest and hands are warm for you

" - Dan, MM, at 10 and 8 hearts, respectively. (slightly paraphrased)

...WHAT?!

veggiespork · Post Posted: Aug 17, 2009 10:25 am

Dan calls you "kittycat"?!

Who does he think he is, Ray Charles? « What The Eggplant »?

Colleenie · Post Posted: Aug 17, 2009 10:41 am

Hikari Rose wrote:"If t he Harvest Goddess is so angry at me, she can spank me!" (or something alone the lines of that)
- Luke, ToT

Haha, I knew this was going to be posted first :D
I started playing ToT yesterday and that came up and I was like,
O.O ...
xD

yellow green · Post Posted: Aug 17, 2009 6:15 pm

veggiespork wrote:Dan calls you "kittycat"?!

Who does he think he is, Ray Charles? « What The Eggplant »?

Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous, especially with his freaky falsetto voice.
D:

FabShelly · Post Posted: Aug 17, 2009 6:28 pm

Great. Now I can't get Tom Jones' "What's New Pussycat" outta my head.

yellow green · Post Posted: Aug 17, 2009 6:42 pm

FabShelly wrote:Great. Now I can't get Tom Jones' "What's New Pussycat" outta my head.

Thanks for the earworm. UGH

white66 · Post Posted: Aug 18, 2009 8:25 am

This may not be HM but in Rune Factory Frontier if you become friends with Kross he tells you some story about a magic farmer or something and then he goes "Hmph!"

I swear its the funniest noise in that game

deadheadxoxo · Post Posted: Aug 18, 2009 9:17 am

how bout atone of the festivals muffy says something along the lines of "ducks are so slim.maybe they diet" lol