Hilarious Harvest Moon Quotes

[Princess Keira]

This may not be HM but in Rune Factory Frontier if you become friends with Kross he tells you some story about a magic farmer or something and then he goes "Hmph!"

I swear its the funniest noise in that game :lol:

He does that when you try to propose, from what I've seen on youtube. :D

[Patheticacy]

Oh! How could I forget! It is not a quote, but it is funny.

My character in Tree of Tranquility got married to Toby and had a baby girl, Demeter. On the same day Demeter was born, after she was born, I went to Jin's house without chatting with anyone on the way. Turns out Jin and Anissa had a kid too, Van. I guess either Van was really cute or Demeter was quite ugly, because the entire town, including Toby, talked about Van and only Van for weeks.

In my ToT file, I managed to get every one of the rival kids born on the same day. The last house I visited was Toby and Renee's, because they just got married two days earlier and I didn't think they'd have the baby yet. But they did!
And after that, every single person in town was talking about cute little Matt. Heath, Angie, and Van got no love.

Little April, my daughter in ToT: "I was trying to find a gift to give to Papa so she wouldn't miss me so much."
April, honey, I know your father wears barrettes, but he is a man.

[Princess Keira]

^Poor chase. D; Even his own offspring doubt him.

[Nanami-san]

"Hi Van, you're as fat as ever"
"Look who's talking. You're a sight yourself"
"Huh? I've actually lost weight!"
"Hohoho. I'd hate to say this but it doesn't look like that to me."
"But it's true! I've been eating my vegtables every day. So I'm getting my nutrition."
"Eating lots of vegtables doesn't mean you'll lose weight."
"..."
"That's why I've been lowering the ammount I eat. For instance, I only eat two hamburgers for one meal."
"You must've not heard of the word 'calories' before, you aren't losing weight"
My favorite Cutscene from Harvest Moon DS cute. Vesta and Van are funny to watch

[Aurora]

Stu in FoMT at the Cow Festival:
"Big Sis is so mean! She won't let me ride the cows!"

Mineral Town: It's full of beastiality.

[deadheadxoxo]

lmao beastality

[Shinku]

I think it's funny how doctor is always following Lillia.

[deadheadxoxo]

haha yea like friggin, stalker much?

[Melody Chocolate]

"If t he Harvest Goddess is so angry at me, she can spank me!" (or something alone the lines of that)
- Luke, ToT

That's like the best HM quote xD;

[Princess Keira]

I love Luke. He's so...
Luke. <3

[FabShelly]

Luke told me yesterday that he heard Candace and "that girly man" got married. Hee! (edit: corrected 'cause I was sleepy and put the wrong name)

...and everybody else is talking about how surprised they are.

[veggiespork]

"When it's this hot, lots of girls like to go to the beach in their very sexy looking swimsuits? Suddenly I feel like surfing." - Rock, Awl

He's so honest.

WHAT?! Calvin's not girly. He's more of a man than Luke will ever be, which is why he said that. I mean, come on, what's more masculine, a bandana with childish flames on it, or a mother « Snuggly Bunny » cowboy hat?

Yeah. I thought so.

Indiana Jones > Luke the true girly boy. Any time of day when it comes to masculinity. Luke's totally jealous.


When you show Rock the blue feather....

"It's for me?" Smiley face.
"It's not?!" - Frowny face.
"What do you mean it's not for me?! Geez...."

Now that surfing quote sounds like compensation.

[Silvia Aldaine]

"I don't know if I should be impressed by your tenacity or amazed by your stupidity at this point..." - Melody, if you keep on trying to go into the womens bath.

[Princess Keira]

All the bathhouse scenes in RFF. :P

[Nanami-san]

Luke told me yesterday that he heard Phoebe and "that girly man" got married. Hee!

...and everybody else is talking about how surprised they are.

I think you Mean Candace and 'that girly man' got married