Ushi No Tane Forum

If you think you're about to faint, you can just grab a mushroom and eat it. Problem solved.

You still remain young even though your son or daughter already has kids.

Just ask Lumina when I married her.

No telemarketers.

You can run all day, full sprint, barely stopping and yet you never feel tired or get stress injuries.

You pretty much always know what a person's going to say, and it's rarely anything mean. (Even if it is, it's nowhere near real-life hurtful.;-;)

You are immortal and eternally youthful, and even eating toxic mushrooms or working until you faint (again, stress injuries) won't put a dent in your overall health.

Koneko Mizuki wrote:During a conversation with your lover, even if you guess what you have to say next, there's a 50% chance that they'll love you for it, wheras in real life there's a thousand wrong things to say and very few right ones.

Koneko Mizuki wrote:Whistling makes everyone stop instead of them glancing at you, wondering why you're whistling, and moving on.

You officially win at life :D

Whenever you lose your dogball, the Harvest Kin- I mean Thomas has your back

Instead of buying a expensive engagement ring, you can propose with a blue feather.

You can gain affection by talking to people and giving them stuff :D

And lastly, if you have a pet/whatever, they poop and need attention and stuff but in the game, the animals don't poop and stuff. :D

I like how your family always gets along no matter what. :D

I also like how you don't have to eat and not die. xD

You don't get « Puppy Doodoo » presents.

I think real life is better.

Your neck doesn't ache from sitting on your « Mr.Gourmet's hat » and craning at a screen all day if you go outside and explore your neighborhood, go for a cheery bike ride and find a fun new nature trail to go through, go to Salvation Army and find a brand new Tommy Hilfiger shirt for $3, go to a nearby lake and go for a good swim, drink an Orangina, sit on the patio at a friend's house, and just chill. Ahhh.....RL is so much better.

I have a lot of fun.

Eating a funny mushroom makes you believe you're in a tree house with a bunch of elves surrounding you.

Oh wait...

No health insurance co-pays. All kinds of awesome right there.

No scary needles or poky things in hospitals.

Unless you count the doctor. ::runs::