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But he isn't a scary doctor. He is adorable.

True, very true. He is so adorable.

I wish real-life doctors were like that.

Some people actually like it when you give them weeds *coughcoughChelseacoughcoughPopuricoughcough*

Townspeople don't sugarcoat anything! If you give them a terrible gift, they'll let you know with their disgust for you.

Nobody hates you for stupid reasons.

You can choose whoever you want to marry. No rejection!

haloharvestmoon wrote:You can choose whoever you want to marry. No rejection!

Unless they aren't bachelors/bachelorettes.

You have the infinite rucksack that can hold 99 of any item.

The Fridge with infinite shelving space.

You can store food, in a tool box.

Your straw bed doesn't get stuck in your hair every morning.

nobody fines you 250 « Snuggly Bunny » dollars for littering!

Nobody glares at you when you wander around town in a drunken stupor.

Your baby doesn't cry.

Koneko Mizuki wrote:Where the hell is all the post-pregnancy fat? ....where's the pregnancy fat to begin with?

And your husband/wife doesn't get fat and lazy and watch TV and make you do all the chores and cook. They actually...do things.

They take good care of themselves!

I know RL couples that do :D

People give you animals as gifts. You don't have to feed your dog. Nor your cat. Nor your horse. Nor your wife, child, yourself, etc.