Reasons why Harvest Moon is better than real life.

[strawberrysundae]

I hate Anissa for being a cheap rip off of Renee.

[Repede]

You can marry the person that somebody worships like the Harvest Goddess or Harvest King, I still won't call him the other name. And you don't have to really worry about religion or dying and going to heaven or hell. And you can dress up your kids! Well, you can do that in real life too, but they won't complain about what you put them in! Or complain when putting the clothes on!

[ShiroRyu]

You can marry the person that somebody worships like the Harvest Goddess or Harvest King, I still won't call him the other name. And you don't have to really worry about religion or dying and going to heaven or hell. And you can dress up your kids! Well, you can do that in real life too, but they won't complain about what you put them in! Or complain when putting the clothes on!

So true! I want to marry Ignis and become a demigod! XD

[FabShelly]

Your kid would be a demigod, you wouldn't be. Sorry.

[*Howlingsoul]

Time freezes inside your house. :D

[FruitsofSummer]

Your life has a soundtrack!

Labor doesn't hurt.

[Guest]

You never get sick, even if you eat toxic mushrooms. No colds, flu, swine flu, people panicking saying "help I'm dying"

You can walk into people's houses without having to prepare weeks in advance a day they can stay in. And then you don't actually have to talk to them. You can just stare at them in their own house and they won't kick you out.

There are goddesses and mermaids.

You can go out into a forest on an island and meet some natives and give them things from the "outside world" and some people won't come and tell you that you are destroying ancient traditions and you have to leave.

You can run up to wild animals and feed and hug them without some people saying "you are destroying the natural environment of these animals, you must stop"

Elves help you with work.

No protesters turn up outside your house complaining that your chickens must be allowed to run outside, and your methods of looking after them are cruel and unusual.

[Hikari Rose]

- If you don't like who you marry, you can just start a new file/reload. And even if you decide to go pimp on everyone, you never get accused of cheating.

(Except in AWL. Just try and raise all three girls' heart up, propose to one, and not feel bad about the following scene.)

No protesters turn up outside your house complaining that your chickens must be allowed to run outside, and your methods of looking after them are cruel and unusual.

I lol'd. A lot.

[FabShelly]

I tried that in ANWL and Gustafa and Rock just went on doing what they were doing. I wanted to see some angst, dammit!

[strawberrysundae]

You can have half magical children

[Aeladya]

I don't actually have to lose weight to date anyone. The people in the game aren't so stuck up as to call me a fat cow like IRL. I would actually have a chance ! Eh my mean personality has nothing to do with I swear .

[ShiroRyu]

Your kid would be a demigod, you wouldn't be. Sorry.

Stop being so logical! >< Let me have my moment...

But seriously, aren't some mythical figures semi-divine just for associating with the gods? Like Urashima Taro!

[Koneko Mizuki]

Stores don't care if you call a thousand times in one day.

Elves in afros and jumpsuits tell you the weather as soon as you get out of bed.

[nerdygirl17]

You can walk on rainbows!
You can keep many pointy farming implements in your rucksack and never get injured.
You can fall down multipule floors in a mine. Then you can stand up, brush yourself off and keep going.

[FruitsofSummer]

You can date as many people as you want and never get betchslapped for it.