*drumrolls* What if Harvest Moon wasn't rated E? 8D!

[ApplesJ]

If HM wasn't rated E, I would totally give up being a farmer to become a poet.

But poets are too unrated E : ( we might cause a riot or something

[Nekoko]

Now you are.

I am? *is cofuzzled*

[HarvestManiac]

If HM wasn't rated E, we could trash talk the filthy skanks of the valley.

Muffy: Jill you suck D:<
Jill: TAKE YOUR TOP OFF AND « I love You »

[Nekoko]

If HM wasn't rated E, we could trash talk the filthy skanks of the valley.

Muffy: Jill you suck D:<
Jill: TAKE YOUR TOP OFF AND « I love You »

What? lol

[HarvestManiac]

Rock: THIS IS THE VIP PARTY BOYS, AND WE'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO SAY TO YOU NASTY, TRASHY HOES.
Skye: GURL WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR OUTFIT, YOU PICK AND PAY? YOUR MOMMA PICKED, BUT SHE SHUUUUUUUURE DIDN'T PAY.

/want me to continue?

[Nekoko]

Rock: THIS IS THE VIP PARTY BOYS, AND WE'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO SAY TO YOU NASTY, TRASHY HOES.
Skye: GURL WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR OUTFIT, YOU PICK AND PAY? YOUR MOMMA PICKED, BUT SHE SHUUUUUUUURE DIDN'T PAY.

/want me to continue?

Idc I'm lost anyway so w/e

[ApplesJ]

Rock: THIS IS THE VIP PARTY BOYS, AND WE'VE GOT SOME THINGS TO SAY TO YOU NASTY, TRASHY HOES.
Skye: GURL WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR OUTFIT, YOU PICK AND PAY? YOUR MOMMA PICKED, BUT SHE SHUUUUUUUURE DIDN'T PAY.

/want me to continue?

Yes please.

[HarvestManiac]

Rock: I DIDN'T EVEN PAY MONEY FOR MY BODY!
Skye: WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE, SOME LONG ISLAND LOLITA HONEY?
Rock: ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE EVEN A WOMAN?
Skye: IS THAT A HOUSE ARREST BRACELET IN YOUR POCKET, OR DO YOU GO A « Sheep Squeezer » LIKE ME?


/I thank Cobra

[_TKK]

This has probably already been posted and I'm too lazy to look through all the posts.... but the touch glove could be used on husband/wife 8D

[HarvestManiac]

That still amuses me. xD

[Serenade]

~ When you got dressed, you wouldn't see your character turn around to cooking noises... Or you could scrap the clothes and have an option for no clothes at all...
~ You could skinnydip into the hot springs.

[Guest]

if harvest moon wasnt rated E you'd find your wife in bed with cody and tak

[Guest]

if harvest moon wasnt rated E you'd find your wife in bed with cody and tak

[PeachyTree]

This has probably already been posted and I'm too lazy to look through all the posts.... but the touch glove could be used on husband/wife 8D

I second the motion!

[Gwenefar]

If HM wasn't rated E, you would understand exactly why it's called rubbing the HM characters with the second wii mote.