*drumrolls* What if Harvest Moon wasn't rated E? 8D!

[Xeronia]

I could actually kill my rival, really if I hit you with an ax you should die.

[PeachyTree]

Guess who'd be selling copies of Twilight?














































































Griffin. He secretly loves it.

Lumina and him can be in a club together and worship sparkling men made of rock.

[Radish Queen]

Lumina and him can be in a club together and worship sparkling men made of rock.

epic >3

and you could shoot them 8D

[harunosakura]

Guess who'd be selling copies of Twilight?














































































Griffin. He secretly loves it.

Lumina and him can be in a club together and worship sparkling men made of rock.

Oh « Harvest Goddess ». xD

[Veggie Fries]

Don't forget about Griffin.....slippin' stuff in your drink.

Like roofies? 8D
/hangover

There should be a hangover if you drink too much at the bar.

What do tigers dream o-
/shot

F WHEN THEY TAKE A LITTLE TIGER SNOOZE.

DO THEY DREAM OF MAULING ZEBRAS,

OR HALLE BERRY IN A CATWOMAN SUIT?

DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR PRETTY STRIPEY HEAD WE'RE GUNNA GET YOU BACK TO TYSON AND YOUR COZY TIGER BED.

AND THEN WE'RE GUNNA FIND OUR BESTFRIEND DOUG AND THEN WE'RE GUNNA GIVE HIM A BIG BESTFRIEND HUG.

DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUGY, DOUG, DOUG.

BUT IF HE'S MURDERED BY CRYSTAL METH DEALERS...

...WELL THEN WE'RE « Cow Poopoo » OUTTA LUCK.

/shot x infinity

[Kirby =D]

F WHEN THEY TAKE A LITTLE TIGER SNOOZE.

DO THEY DREAM OF MAULING ZEBRAS,

OR HALLE BERRY IN A CATWOMAN SUIT?

DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR PRETTY STRIPEY HEAD WE'RE GUNNA GET YOU BACK TO TYSON AND YOUR COZY TIGER BED.

AND THEN WE'RE GUNNA FIND OUR BESTFRIEND DOUG AND THEN WE'RE GUNNA GIVE HIM A BIG BESTFRIEND HUG.

DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUGY, DOUG, DOUG.

BUT IF HE'S MURDERED BY CRYSTAL METH DEALERS...

...WELL THEN WE'RE « Cow Poopoo » OUTTA LUCK.

/shot x infinity

[PeachyTree]

Lumina and him can be in a club together and worship sparkling men made of rock.

epic >3

and you could shoot them 8D

Yes PLEASE.

[Veggie Fries]

F WHEN THEY TAKE A LITTLE TIGER SNOOZE.

DO THEY DREAM OF MAULING ZEBRAS,

OR HALLE BERRY IN A CATWOMAN SUIT?

DON'T YOU WORRY YOUR PRETTY STRIPEY HEAD WE'RE GUNNA GET YOU BACK TO TYSON AND YOUR COZY TIGER BED.

AND THEN WE'RE GUNNA FIND OUR BESTFRIEND DOUG AND THEN WE'RE GUNNA GIVE HIM A BIG BESTFRIEND HUG.

DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUG, DOUGY, DOUG, DOUG.

BUT IF HE'S MURDERED BY CRYSTAL METH DEALERS...

...WELL THEN WE'RE « Cow Poopoo » OUTTA LUCK.

/shot x infinity

[Lexy Jenrex]

And when people died, the Grim Reaper would come by and he would be like, "Hey thar! Sup?" and you give him a toadstool and your great buddies. unf.

[Hinkaru]

and when you bring them back they are jaded and dark and wont talk.

[thatACDCchick]

thered be a local emo kid who always sits in his room reading twilight and writing crappy poetry and when you tried to talk to him, all hed talk about was death

and a village idiot who runs around naked telling everyone "a bee stung my bum bum"

[harunosakura]

The Witch Princess would be all Mary-Sueish and nice, while the HG would be evil and try to kill you.
/wat

[iLoveSprites75]

Oyougaiz.

[Kirby =D]

It would be funny if when you try to go to Mineral Town X number of times, all of the Harvest Sprites you've rescued will attack you and take you back to your farm.

[Princess Keira]

I would pretend to faint just to catch those bastards trying to take my money while I'm down.