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PeachyTree wrote:

diamond9101 wrote:Valley Chainsaw Massacre.

DO NOT WANT. D:

WANT 8D

Pull a Michael Jackson on Hugh with his mom
watching.

Tell Romana and Sebastian to get a room.

Tell all the harvest sprites the harvest goddess wants to have an orgy.

Whistle at all the girls, including Kate, and
the married ones.

Call someone, tell them "Im coming over.", jerk off on their front step and leave a note that says "I came."

1. Cause a landslide in the mine so Flora and Carter are trapped
2. Let your dog pee in the Goddess pond
3. TP Romana's trees
4. Give out dog balls for Pumpkin Festival
5. Let your animals loose
6. Contaminate milk before you sell it
7. Burn down the inn
8. Torch Vesta's fields
9. Drown Murrey at the beach
10. Bash Gustafa over the head with his guitar
11. Pick a drunk fight with Gotz and Cody
12. Boil Hugh and Kate in the WP's cauldron

*superrancher11* wrote:1. Cause a landslide in the mine so Flora and Carter are trapped
2. Let your dog pee in the Goddess pond
3. TP Romana's trees
4. Give out dog balls for Pumpkin Festival
5. Let your animals loose
6. Contaminate milk before you sell it
7. Burn down the inn
8. Torch Vesta's fields
9. Drown Murrey at the beach
10. Bash Gustafa over the head with his guitar
11. Pick a drunk fight with Gotz and Cody
12. Boil Hugh and Kate in the WP's cauldron

contaminate the milk.. With what? ;D

Buying a few of each animal, then breeding them until there is 100 of each, then letting them loose.

*superrancher11* wrote:1. Cause a landslide in the mine so Flora and Carter are trapped
2. Let your dog pee in the Goddess pond
3. TP Romana's trees
4. Give out dog balls for Pumpkin Festival
5. Let your animals loose
6. Contaminate milk before you sell it
7. Burn down the inn
8. Torch Vesta's fields
9. Drown Murrey at the beach
10. Bash Gustafa over the head with his guitar
11. Pick a drunk fight with Gotz and Cody
12. Boil Hugh and Kate in the WP's cauldron

Don't you mean pick a drunk fight with Gotz and Karen?

diamond9101 wrote:

PeachyTree wrote:

diamond9101 wrote:Valley Chainsaw Massacre.

DO NOT WANT. D:

WANT 8D

)':

PeachyTree wrote:

diamond9101 wrote:

PeachyTree wrote:

diamond9101 wrote:Valley Chainsaw Massacre.

DO NOT WANT. D:

WANT 8D

)':

:')

Tell everyone that eating 5kg of rhubarb leaves a day is very nutritious and suddenly remember that they are toxic as soon as people start dying! :D

Tell Rock to get a job then tell Lumina why the hell did you marry him?

When you show off your baby, tell everyone exactly how you got it. Especially to the kids.

Tell everyone that the mayor cheated in the mayor election (it's PROVEN in AWL even if the election doesn't really happen in-game, if you watch the TV in that game)

Don't save the mayor from your dog at the start. You DO get kicked out for that one.

I think I had another... i forgot it.

Here's one, tell your child that Thomas is really an evil space alien here to hurt mommy and daddy. Then keep on encouraging your child to beat up Thomas every Stocking Festival/Christmas.

(I just saw that event, I laughed so hard that I started getting hiccups).

Nitrogen Imagination wrote:

*superrancher11* wrote:1. Cause a landslide in the mine so Flora and Carter are trapped
2. Let your dog pee in the Goddess pond
3. TP Romana's trees
4. Give out dog balls for Pumpkin Festival
5. Let your animals loose
6. Contaminate milk before you sell it
7. Burn down the inn
8. Torch Vesta's fields
9. Drown Murrey at the beach
10. Bash Gustafa over the head with his guitar
11. Pick a drunk fight with Gotz and Cody
12. Boil Hugh and Kate in the WP's cauldron

contaminate the milk.. With what? ;D

With anything that shouldn't go in people's mouths. Toadstools, red grass, whatever Karen uses in her cooking, etc. And when I said drunk fight with Gotz and Cody, I was just thinking the two biggest guys in the valley. But I'm sure Karen would be there too.

diamond9101 wrote:

PeachyTree wrote:

diamond9101 wrote:

PeachyTree wrote:

diamond9101 wrote:Valley Chainsaw Massacre.

DO NOT WANT. D:

WANT 8D

)':

:')

You would, dia bby. You would.

*superrancher11* wrote:

Nitrogen Imagination wrote:

*superrancher11* wrote:1. Cause a landslide in the mine so Flora and Carter are trapped
2. Let your dog pee in the Goddess pond
3. TP Romana's trees
4. Give out dog balls for Pumpkin Festival
5. Let your animals loose
6. Contaminate milk before you sell it
7. Burn down the inn
8. Torch Vesta's fields
9. Drown Murrey at the beach
10. Bash Gustafa over the head with his guitar
11. Pick a drunk fight with Gotz and Cody
12. Boil Hugh and Kate in the WP's cauldron

contaminate the milk.. With what? ;D

With anything that shouldn't go in people's mouths. Toadstools, red grass, whatever Karen uses in her cooking, etc. And when I said drunk fight with Gotz and Cody, I was just thinking the two biggest guys in the valley. But I'm sure Karen would be there too.

You could just give everyone Karen's cooking