1) Angelo never finishes the sculpture because although he claims to be an artist he must have artist block, but really I just think he's a lazy bum that has no use in this valley (he is kinda cute tho

). I want HIS job, he manages to keep a house even tho he doesn't SEEM to do anything.
2) Because you wish to be evil secretly but don't really have the guts to do something like that because you're afraid all the other villagers will get mad at you for popping their Mayor Puffball.
3) Prince Amir did something VERY shameful in his country (I'M not going to say what was done.. not on THIS forum) and was denounced as the prince and banished by his own father. Amir still misses being a prince and still wishes to have people beneath him so he likes to give the impression that he's Prince but he tries to hide it because he knows if word got back to his father that he's dropping his own name his father will unleash a most horrible wrath.
4) Lloyd's a short, sarcastic, gothie who hasn't embraced the dark side yet, he thinks the hat makes him look mysterious and taller, and sadly thats why Sherry likes him... she's curious about the little weirdo.
5) Unfortunately Zephyr Town seems far away from the other towns and villages in which the Harvest Moon Game has looked into. The villagers of Zephyr Town don't worship the goddess so therefore she refuses to make apperances and give her blessings. Which makes me wonder who the non-pagans ARE worshipping?? ...hmm
6) ... Just WHAT are you doing to your poor chickens? .... poor, poor, chickies