HM Irony

[Retasu]

The HG calls you lazy and hopeless, when she's the one who doesn't even bother to wake you up on the beginning of the game. >3<

[sakurachiba]

I found this out today.
When you litter the witch princess gives you gifts but her AP goes down.
Also Leia is part fish and SHE EATS FISH!
And if you marry Leia and talk to her in the afternoon she says "Tonight I'll cook you a special meal." and the she NEVER does.
There's a baby harvest sprite and they are ALL MALES.
That only 2 of the magical girls actually LIVE in your house.
That after you marry the Witch Princess and she's pregnant she says she wants her kid to be a girl even though it can only be a boy. Hmm … In MFoMT you can marry the Kappa. Wtc? That you do a TON of work to marry the Harvest Goddess and she doesn't even live with you. No one seems to care if you don't talk to them. That's all I can think of right now. I'll have more later.

[HarvestMoonEl]

I also think it's funny how the hot springs are open during the summer.

[XxLoveCamxX]

getting your tool upgraded, and Gray knocks on your door, tells you he's done, and BAM. it's magically in your rucksack.

[Ninja Cicada]

Why nobody (namely Vesta) bothered to swim around the big rocks to get to the sacred field behind the waterfall.

[nakayliahen]

There's a baby harvest sprite and they are ALL MALES.

actually there are female harvest sprites just very rare

http://pc.bokumono.com/asset/moog_top_toppage.jpg

[Princess Keira]

The HG calls you lazy and hopeless, when she's the one who doesn't even bother to wake you up on the beginning of the game. >3<

Not to mention that even once you save her she just sits on her « Mr.Gourmet's hat » in her pond all day awaiting offerings.

[Retasu]

The HG calls you lazy and hopeless, when she's the one who doesn't even bother to wake you up on the beginning of the game. >3<

Not to mention that even once you save her she just sits on her « Mr.Gourmet's hat » in her pond all day awaiting offerings.

And she expects you to work even more on your farm, growing her strawberries.

Aaand after you give her a bunch of gifts, she lets you play this game, but almost all the rewards are seeds you have to plant on your farm. Is she trying to send a message here?

[Princess Keira]

The HG calls you lazy and hopeless, when she's the one who doesn't even bother to wake you up on the beginning of the game. >3<

Not to mention that even once you save her she just sits on her « Mr.Gourmet's hat » in her pond all day awaiting offerings.

And she expects you to work even more on your farm, growing her strawberries.

Aaand after you give her a bunch of gifts, she lets you play this game, but almost all the rewards are seeds you have to plant on your farm. Is she trying to send a message here?

The Goddess is really lazy, expecting you to do all the work. If I didn't need to save her to get married, I wouldn't.

[sakurachiba]

There's a baby harvest sprite and they are ALL MALES.

actually there are female harvest sprites just very rare

http://pc.bokumono.com/asset/moog_top_toppage.jpg

Ha ha… I was just talking about HMDS since that's the only HM game I have (but I do have a game that's like HM except it's for the ps2 and ICR what its called). But that's cool female sprites.

[Pikagirl5]

I was randomly mining, the realized...

"You rescue the Harvest Goddess so that she can ring a bell at your wedding."

A BELL.

She's lazy enough to just give you a wish, raise affection, and ring a bell.

She could ring a bell with the flick of her hand anyway.

Another thing, where did the bell even come from?

[quigley]

Not sure if this counts as irony, but Jackie the Harvest Sprite doesn't allow you to leave the valley because your "work is not finished." Yet you can leave the valley and abandon your farm if you marry a girl from Mineral Town.

[UchihaRan08]

The HG calls you lazy and hopeless, when she's the one who doesn't even bother to wake you up on the beginning of the game. >3<

Not to mention that even once you save her she just sits on her « Mr.Gourmet's hat » in her pond all day awaiting offerings.

And she expects you to work even more on your farm, growing her strawberries.

Aaand after you give her a bunch of gifts, she lets you play this game, but almost all the rewards are seeds you have to plant on your farm. Is she trying to send a message here?

The Goddess is really lazy, expecting you to do all the work. If I didn't need to save her to get married, I wouldn't.

I wouldn't too! She's quite irritating. It's no wonder the Witch Princess gets mad at her. Hahaha! )

[quigley]

Again, not sure if this counts as irony:

You can COOK your Dog Ball and EAT it, but Thomas still shows up the next day with it.

Even creepier (or grosser, depending on your point of view), he says, "I found that ball that you left somewhere." What, you mean in my digestive tract? "Well anyway, it turned up." Ewww...

So did he surgically (or magically) remove it from your stomach while you were sleeping, or...find it after you had...er, "disposed of it," and somehow...ugh...put it back together?

[KittyKat09]

So did he surgically (or magically) remove it from your stomach while you were sleeping, or...find it after you had...er, "disposed of it," and somehow...ugh...put it back together?

Eww. This is not the kind of thing I ever need to think about...

Another irony:
If you have a girl (or guy) up to red heart, have a big bed, seen the heart events, and have 59 sprites, then try to propose to her, she says something like: "I'm sorry _____, I don't feel that way."
-_-