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spicy_sugar wrote:

pshycho wrote:I love all of you. Blondie I wish I could do Old Spice guy commercials like you...
I'm just glad all of us on here can take the joke. I've found there's quite a lot of people on here that can't take a joke..

Anyways, Kana will use his eye brows as javelines

Kana could put his eyebrows on an arrow and shoot a deer with them...and then...eat the deer
>:D

With his FACE.
Blondie we're just perfect for eachother then <3

Kana I think would be the most reliable if someone broke into your house. He could kick some « Mr.Gourmet's hat ». And instead of a watch dog, you have a watch horse. Like maximus from Tangled :D

Also, Mikhail reminds me of a sexy serial killer. I'm sorry but I had to throw that in there

Watch horse LOL
cracked me up

@ pshyco
I love maximus He was the best horse ever
If kana's horse can talk in this game (like howard's bed can apparently) then I will be the happiest person in the world ^_^

And Kana's eyebrows do look weird...they kinda remind me of little brown furry tadpoles >_< lol

Youngster Kana wrote:Remember my super cool horse? My horse is different from regular horses. It's like my horse is in the top percentage of horses.

You. You are my favorite fishy ever. And I don't say that about all fishies. It's like you're in the top percentage of fishies.

And ohgod pshycho that... that means that Kana and Mikhail are now like superhero/villian rivals.

IT'S HORSE MAN! SAVING THE WORLD FROM THE EVIL DR. VIOLIN WITH THE POWER OF 9,001 HORSES! HE LEAPS TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND AND CAN GALLOP UP TO SPEEDS OF FOURTY THOUSAND MILES PER HOUR! HE ALSO HAS A TWO FOOT LONG >>censored to avoid ban<<!

If « Mayor Thomas » and Johnny Depp got it on with a horse together, it would be Kana's horse.

Is it a bird? It's a plane! No it's KANA MAN! With his trusty steed, Tweety!

Wait, so if he can be mistaken for a bird or a plane, does that mean that Kana Man can fly on his horse?

« Mayor Thomas ». Like Santa Clause. It's Christmas time in Konohana, mother « Snuggly Bunny ». And Kana Man is going to give you ALL the presents. All of them. Even the ones you don't want.

Like those horse-print underpants?

Those were from him.

And you better like them.

ConfusedBlonde wrote:Wait, so if he can be mistaken for a bird or a plane, does that mean that Kana Man can fly on his horse?

« Mayor Thomas ». Like Santa Clause. It's Christmas time in Konohana, mother « Snuggly Bunny ». And Kana Man is going to give you ALL the presents. All of them. Even the ones you don't want.

Like those horse-print underpants?

Those were from him.

And you better like them.

I really want to use this as my signature XD XD

spicy_sugar wrote:

ConfusedBlonde wrote:Wait, so if he can be mistaken for a bird or a plane, does that mean that Kana Man can fly on his horse?

« Mayor Thomas ». Like Santa Clause. It's Christmas time in Konohana, mother « Snuggly Bunny ». And Kana Man is going to give you ALL the presents. All of them. Even the ones you don't want.

Like those horse-print underpants?

Those were from him.

And you better like them.

I really want to use this as my signature XD XD

No need to ask, broman.

His sexiness allows his horse to fly. Just like Howard's awesomeness allows him to gravitate

And he better get his cookies and milk. And you know his horse? He better get left carrots

If not, you're getting more than just a lump of coal

Well yeah, it couldn't be like... pixie dust or something. Kana's too manly for that « Cow Poopoo ».

And he won't even bother leaving your "present" in your stocking. It's going straight on your little sugar-plump-dreaming face.

Oh yeah. And you think the Grinch is bad? You ain't seen nothing left. Kana's so bad, he makes Stalin look like Mother Theresa. In bed

Damn straight. The Grinch's heart is 3 sizes too small? « Baaaa *glomp* » please, Kana's heart is 27 sizes too small. That's like the smallness of the Grinch's heart CUBED.

And yet he's still better in bed than every porn star ever COMBINED.

But... how can my heart be that small?

My horse is, like, in the top percentage of horses! That's why it can fly and stuff!!!

If Kana had a baby, it would be the John Connor of HM's.
I wonder what would happen if Kana and Mikhail fought...it'd be sexy