Alisa the terrible!

[Risu]

Alisa, she returns!
After the /terrible/ rejection you all got in Sunshine islands, The faithful priestess has finally agreed to marry you in TToTT!
But...
Is it worth it?
Alisa is EVIL.

To marry her, you must;
-Go on 100 or more date events
-Give at least 150 gifts with at least 1 gift being her special item, Ice Cream
-Complete the tunnel between Bluebell Town and Konohana Town
-Collect the 6 Wonderful Stones, return them to the Goddess, and wish to marry Alisa.

After years of toil, you can finally marry the cheerful little church goer.
BUT, She will /NEVER/ Bare your children.
That's Ridiculous

What you get from Alisa;
-A long wait
-Sexless Marriage

Dear Alisa fans: Good luck.

[Diva]

I know ;v; B-but she is just so cute in my opinion. I am debating about marrying her on my second file despite all those things TT v TT;;

[one99five]

This so « Snuggly Bunny » much. Half the point of getting married is getting a kid D; And you pretty much beg the HG to brainwash her into marrying you. I got why she rejected you in SI. Here you can marry her and don't even get a kid. :[

[Honeybadger]

Maybe you should take the vow of celibacy like Alisa. ... bwahhaha
She's cute but she's such a tease.

[cupcake heart]

BUT, She will /NEVER/ Bare your children.

Try this line on her.

It might work.

[Spicy Sugar]

BUT, She will /NEVER/ Bare your children.

Try this line on her.

It might work.

That's a lot of booty XD

[Ryu_HM]

Relax, in the next game she will have children, but will not live with you.

And in the next game: She will live with you,she will have kids, but.... she will not love you.

It will take +5 HM games before she becomes a complete bachelorette.

[Fammy]

BUT, She will /NEVER/ Bare your children.

Try this line on her.

It might work.

Lol. I think Miroku and Alisa would be a prefect match. xD

[MidnightEclipse]

Well, I'm still going to marry her, I like a challenge. ^^

[Fretka]

I see you have never played DS/Cute, where you had to do 1000 x harder things, if you wanted to marry the Harvest Goddess or Witch Princess

After years of toil, you can finally marry the cheerful little church goer.
BUT, She will /NEVER/ Bare your children.
That's Ridiculous

Not every woman wants to have children.

[Guest]

I see you have never played DS/Cute, where you had to do 1000 x harder things, if you wanted to marry the Harvest Goddess or Witch Princess

And even THEN, you might get screwed over marrying the Witch Princess due to certain glitchy issues.

[Shishi]

Alisa is cut but I don't think shes worth the effort

[Avalice]

I LIKE the fact that she can't have kids. In fact I'm looking for a way to get around having to have a kid with the bachelor I choose.... sigh dumb kids. D: Always sleeping in the middle! Being the center of attention! XD

[Guest]

Isnt having kids a byproduct of marriage?
I mean, cmon. If I didnt want to have kids, why bother getting married?
Seriously, family values have seriously tanked these days.

When and if I get married, I expect to have kids. Otherwise, I would just continue with the girlfriend/boyfriend relationship.

Marriage is synonymous with having and raising children in my book, at least that is how it should be.

On the topic of HM games though...What the heck? Why bother adding the child mechanic in the first place? Lets just all get our Miroku on and just hit on anything that breathes without any consequences! Why in the world add Alisa, and not include the family mechanic that has been with these games forever?
Seriously, has anyone seen the sound of music? (one of my fav movies btw) Maria was a nun, but she gave it up for the man she loved and I KNOW she wasnt continuing with the celibacy.

Forgive my rant, but my second file I really wanted to have a second generation of cute Alisa clones. (and yes, I know the kids are the same for every person you marry)

Anyways, I wont go for her if I cant have the kids. Even though they do nothing, it just doesnt seem like a family without them... *insert the saddest face you can possibly imagine*

[Avalice]

Isnt having kids a byproduct of marriage?
I mean, cmon. If I didnt want to have kids, why bother getting married?
Seriously, family values have seriously tanked these days.

When and if I get married, I expect to have kids. Otherwise, I would just continue with the girlfriend/boyfriend relationship.

Marriage is synonymous with having and raising children in my book, at least that is how it should be.

On the topic of HM games though...What the heck? Why bother adding the child mechanic in the first place? Lets just all get our Miroku on and just hit on anything that breathes without any consequences! Why in the world add Alisa, and not include the family mechanic that has been with these games forever?
Seriously, has anyone seen the sound of music? (one of my fav movies btw) Maria was a nun, but she gave it up for the man she loved and I KNOW she wasnt continuing with the celibacy.

Forgive my rant, but my second file I really wanted to have a second generation of cute Alisa clones. (and yes, I know the kids are the same for every person you marry)

Anyways, I wont go for her if I cant have the kids. Even though they do nothing, it just doesnt seem like a family without them... *insert the saddest face you can possibly imagine*

Lol so I guess infertile couples who don't wish to adopt just should never commit in marriage eh?