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His mom (tiger) accidently attacked him as a child, hence the eye patch

^ Genius

LOLOLOLOL

I am not the only one who thinks mikhail looks like Ellen!!!!!!

I think hiro and ayame are just friends( or I hope so, cuz that other idea would be sooo creepy)

it seems to me, she acts like a older sister to him

Could someone be kind enough to show me a pic of this Ellen person? I think I don't know her, so I feel dumb everytime someone mention her...

Lunadora wrote:Could someone be kind enough to show me a pic of this Ellen person? I think I don't know her, so I feel dumb everytime someone mention her...

Everyone should have the privilege of knowing this woman.

She's like Oprah. Only better. And white....and lezbian...

I think I like her already... And indeed, Mikhail MUST be her long lost son... But wait! If she is lezbian, how did she...?

I explained it already somewhere on this topic...Can't remember where though

resemblance much?
and it is quite simple, the Harvest King granted Ellen and Portia a son, what else?

Oh...they do look alike. O.O

Or the Harvest Goddess gave them a child that's actually a girl, but no one knows it.
Not even him.

Thanks to THIS topic and this post from Sasuko:

Sasuko wrote:that is cool :D
I always wonder, how do the mcs seem to survive without installed restrooms or toilets? o.o;

I came up with another theory!

Not a "theory", per se, but I just ran across Mikhail saying something new in my game today...

He had requested some tea leaves (it's Spring). When I gave them to him, he says they're for a friend of his named Claude, who works very hard traveling between his home village and the big city for work, to support his wife and child, and Mikhail really admires him for it...

Clearly, he's talking about Claude from GrB. (whose wife is not in game, but his daughter is Antoinette, your rival for Dirk's affection if you played GrB as the female MC).

Claude has blue hair. Mikhail's in-game sprite has blue hair (paler, but still blue, even if his actual pic is just white-blond). Coincidence? Hmm...Though how Ellen would fit in, then, I don't know...maybe Ellen has a brother named Claude...? ^_^

-BlueTrillium

OMG! Claude! I remember him! I played GrB so much... And there are so many characters in ToTT that mention GrB characters that it is a bit funny.

quigley wrote:

pshycho wrote:Oh my gosh... I can see it now...

"Hi! Welcome to Howard's Kitchen! Today, we will be making a bachelor pasta salad! First, you have to add the Cam sauce to the noodles for a sweet, almost flowery taste. Then, we need to throw in some Hiro-matos, cut into thin slices. Unless you're a vegitarian, you can add some small pieces of beef Dirk-y to it as well. Let's see what else do we need...oh! Let's add some Ash-erella cheese and sprinkle that on top. Oh yes that looks nice. Then we'll add some Kana spice to add a little kick to this pasta bowl. And....Ta-Da! We have ourselves a delicious Bachelor Pasta Salad! Tune in next week to Howard's kitchen, I'll be showing you how to make a MILF sandwhich!"

I love you.

Lol, "Beef Dirk-y." I was hoping there would be a pun in there. xD

Ooh, ooh, here are more puns!: Green Eggs & Cam, Ashed Potatoes, Hiroast Chicken, Smoked Dirkey, Mahi-Mahiro, Honey-Glazed Cam (yum :D), Moussakana...rats, I couldn't think of one for Mikhail. I know there's a really good one out there somewhere... Curse you, memory! Why is it that you only can't think of food when you need to?!

Oh . . . my . . . « Harvest Goddess ». I can't stop laughing. And the bit about Mako being the offspring of Jet Li and a tiger? LOL

And that's so why the Harvest Goddess acts like such a dumbass. She knows Chuck will just fix it. He just never fixed the tunnel because he wanted the villages to « I love You » too. He was all, "Pffft, whatever," and went back to squeezing coal into diamonds with his bare hands, lighting them on fire with his mind, and placing them in space.

BOOM! That's how stars form.

Ok. I'm done stalking.
You know that Kana have 2 beds in his house, right? What theory you have in mind about that?