The ToTT Theory Topic.

[Emily@My]

lol, you're on membase too?
On topic:
Wow, it all makes sense now...

[CyanideConfections]

memebase is the best!
well if Konohana is just a giant drug battle, then what is happening in Bluebell? Howard is definetly in charge of something over there, but what?
i honestly can't imagine drug battles over there, but for some reason i see something like Fight Club over there but with fashion and cooking

Spoiler:

the first rule about Fab Club, nobody talks about Fab Club

it's not as scandalous as Konohana though

[Guest]

I noticed that there are no complete families or couples (besides Rose and Rutger) in the game. What's up with that?

[nightowl43]

Mikhail and the HG killed them all. Ahaha >:D


Hmmmm no town can be so peaceful and European...there has to be something...


Ahaha that dosen't sound scandalous enough! Maybe he runs an underground stripper club where Laney, Georgia work shifts. Cam does ladies night. ;D


And yes, memes are awesome~

[flyingmuffin]

Howard's wife is dead.
Jessica went through an ugly divorce with her husband, so she doesn't talk about him.
Grady's wife died in an accident.
Yun's husband died of old age.
Gombe never got married.
Neither did Sheng. He came to Konohana for the panda.
Ina's husband died a few years ago.
Eileen left her home to learn the ways of the carpenter.
Cam did the same thing, but with flowers.

Yeah, just making it up as I go along.

[quigley]

Okay, I finally have time to post here! But I've loved reading everyone's theories.

Quig you're like a super theory thinker. I love all of them <3

Thanks, pshy! Yours are amazing, too. Some of my faves. ^^

Oh! Oh! I've been wanting to weigh in on the "2 beds in Kana's house" debate.

I have a theory...

Spoiler:

It's his father's.

His father, who supposedly is off traveling. Although Kana hasn't heard from him.

Truth is, Kana is a very mentally-disturbed individual. Yes, I know we knew that already, but there's more:

At a young age, Kana developed schizophrenia, and came to believe that the strange wooden horse his father had built was actually alive, and would advise him in all areas of his life.

He began to worship the horse statue, unflinchingly following its every "word." Eventually Kana's father became very suspicious of his son's odd behavior around the horse statue, so he angrily told Kana to stay away from it.

Devastated by this, Kana became even more mentally unhinged. He couldn't stay away from the horse, so he would sneak out of bed at night while his father slept, and quietly sit beside the horse, stroking it's wooden mane and whispering, "I love you...you are my friend..."

One night, Kana said to the horse statue, "Oh, my love...why can't be together every moment? Why must we always meet in secret?"

The horse statue replied, "There is a way...we can be together always...forever..."

And then statue "told" Kana that he must kill his father, the only thing keeping the two of them apart.

Without hesitation, Kana did as he was told, chopping up his father into many tiny pieces, which he then baked into horse treats and fed them to the horses.

His mind, as a defense mechanism against the trauma of murdering his own father, blocked out his memory of the event, and his subconscious substituted a different explanation for his father's disappearance. So Kana believed his father had left to search for the "perfect horse."

I feel like I could make it better, but...I guess my brain's just not working today. Darn.

[nightowl43]

o_o . . Quigley that's amazing! Ahaha it makes sense in a awesome deranged way XD


Ahahah I don't know if you saw the other page but we've determined that Nori and Ayame have drug battles since they both push drugs in the same towns. Nori just has too much time and grows her own, and we constantly re-stock Ayame with her "poision apples", "mushrooms" and "weeds" ;D

[Cherry Blossom]

What if Oracle's involved too?
What else would she do with that 30,000,000G you give her? O_o

[ConfusedBlonde]

Okay, I finally have time to post here! But I've loved reading everyone's theories.

Quig you're like a super theory thinker. I love all of them <3

Thanks, pshy! Yours are amazing, too. Some of my faves. ^^

Oh! Oh! I've been wanting to weigh in on the "2 beds in Kana's house" debate.

I have a theory...

Spoiler:

It's his father's.

His father, who supposedly is off traveling. Although Kana hasn't heard from him.

Truth is, Kana is a very mentally-disturbed individual. Yes, I know we knew that already, but there's more:

At a young age, Kana developed schizophrenia, and came to believe that the strange wooden horse his father had built was actually alive, and would advise him in all areas of his life.

He began to worship the horse statue, unflinchingly following its every "word." Eventually Kana's father became very suspicious of his son's odd behavior around the horse statue, so he angrily told Kana to stay away from it.

Devastated by this, Kana became even more mentally unhinged. He couldn't stay away from the horse, so he would sneak out of bed at night while his father slept, and quietly sit beside the horse, stroking it's wooden mane and whispering, "I love you...you are my friend..."

One night, Kana said to the horse statue, "Oh, my love...why can't be together every moment? Why must we always meet in secret?"

The horse statue replied, "There is a way...we can be together always...forever..."

And then statue "told" Kana that he must kill his father, the only thing keeping the two of them apart.

Without hesitation, Kana did as he was told, chopping up his father into many tiny pieces, which he then baked into horse treats and fed them to the horses.

His mind, as a defense mechanism against the trauma of murdering his own father, blocked out his memory of the event, and his subconscious substituted a different explanation for his father's disappearance. So Kana believed his father had left to search for the "perfect horse."

I feel like I could make it better, but...I guess my brain's just not working today. Darn.

That.... that added to the fact that horse treats are one of his favorite items is just disturbing.

I love it.

[family guy]

What if Oracle's involved too?
What else would she do with that 30,000,000G you give her? O_o

No the oricle goes to a strip club every night then covers herself up with those clothes she wears so no one really exspects it bc the pink hair is a wig she takes it off at the club

[nightowl43]

What if Oracle's involved too?
What else would she do with that 30,000,000G you give her? O_o

Oh my « Harvest Goddess »...we're just figuring everything out!

Hmm I wonder who she buys from...Nori or Ayame....probably both XD




@Familyguy: Ahahah interesting take XD

[family guy]

What if Oracle's involved too?
What else would she do with that 30,000,000G you give her? O_o

Oh my « Harvest Goddess »...we're just figuring everything out!

Hmm I wonder who she buys from...Nori or Ayame....probably both XD




@Familyguy: Ahahah interesting take XD

she probley gets alot from both and THEN she heads to the strip club XD

[nightowl43]

Bam there you go! Where all the money goes is finally no more a mystery ;D

[family guy]

Bam there you go! Where all the money goes is finally no more a mystery ;D

yep this is where all your good money goes so they can buy drugs and party at strip clubs XD

[nightowl43]

Eeee-yupppp! Damn Oracle, you gotta get some real medicine or you'll get some serious health problems...like Ayame and her drug problem XD