The ToTT Theory Topic.

[pshycho]

Alright so this isn't very well thought out..but I think that Pierre is cheating on Natalie from IoH/SI with someone in Bluebell or Konohana. I mean come one, he's there FOUR times EVERY SEASON. Either they're divoriced or their marriage is failing. One of the two

[CyanideConfections]

i wish it was the female MC...
hmmm, that is very true, or maybe they aren't even married at all in this game. i honestly can't see Pierre cheating on Natalie though, he's too whipped and she would kick his « Mr.Gourmet's hat » if she ever found out. that would be pretty funny if he came to judge the contest all bruised up once XD (not to seem rude or anything)

[pshycho]

OR they're in one of those failing, adulterous marriages where they're both cheating on each other but they won't say anything about it...Or Natalie just nags too much and Pierre needs to get away from it. Either way, SOMETHING IS WRONG.

[CyanideConfections]

most definitely. Mark is quite irresistible (as long as you are the one controlling him, other than that he's more bland then Ash and Laney combined)
maybe she's just a terrible cook and he has to get away from that goddess awful food? (not as scandalous, but this is Pierre we are talking about) or maybe he even realized how hot he had become and decided to see if he could woo any of the ladies of Bluebell/Konohana?
i would believe the Natalie nagging thing though, but the only thing that i remember about her is her beating her little brother all the time and picking on him. maybe she would make fun of his height?

[pshycho]

and his hair. She would most deffinately make fun of his hair as well.
I can believe the food thing though. Pierre is kind of whinny. However, I feel like he would be the one cooking all the time. He wouldn't even LET her into the kitchen (whose the man and whose the woman again?)
BTW Cyanide, I PMd you and you should totally read it because I'm a creep

[CyanideConfections]

haha, didn't even notice, my bad.
and why thank you, i'll join right now.
honestly, how can you not find Howard amazing though? Pierre clearly finds him amazing... it all makes sense now! Pierre always Howard's dishes, so he must clearly be in love with Howard. poor Natalie doesn't even realize and just assumes that there is another woman, so their marriage is falling apart. Howard on the other hand, is oblivious toe the gourmet's intentions, and just happily goes off cooking and gossiping as usual

[pshycho]

Pssshhhhhhh how could I have not known? Howard and Pierre are OBVIOUSLY having a scandelous affair. It's a match made in cooking heaven.

And it's totally cool. I was just like "Eff I really was a creep"
//cries

[CyanideConfections]

aww, don't worry, i feel like the newbie jumping into the middle of things now but

Spoiler:

[pshycho]

Nah dude. You should like...totally join because like...I said so.
Plus you won't be a newbie forever. Plus you totally get the


Anyways, to try and keep things on topic. Another theory: Sheng is a ghost. Discuss

[CyanideConfections]

very true. on most nights his spirit leaves his body and takes on the form of a panda, and this is why you rarely see the panda in Konohana low mountain, the real panda is off playing with spirit Sheng most nights. once you move to Konohana Sheng must be more cautious with his spirit form and transforms less.

[pshycho]

I mean, nobody talks about Sheng. It's like he doesn't even exist. Yes, Eileen hints at him, but we can't guarantee it's him. He deffinately turns into a panda. Just like Kana turns into a horse and Cam turns into a cat

[CyanideConfections]

yes, and Gombe always steals all of the old man spotlight. i still think that he used to be a pokemon trainer

[pshycho]

Oh most deffinately.
and Rose is related to Yoda

[CyanideConfections]

yes, and for those who do not believe

That is why you fail.

now if only Mukumuku was brown... and in ToTT

and for some reason i imagine Cam as Luke and Howard as Darth Vader...

[pshycho]

I remember stalking the Kana FC and Flyingmuffin said this amazingness about Kana:

Darth Kana says

What is thy bidding, my horse?
I find your lack of horses disturbing.
If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your horse.
The Force is strong with you young Skywalker, but you are not a horse yet.
You underestimate the power of the horse.