Harvest Goddess is a total troll!

Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 6:15 pm

So the Harvest Goddess closed up the tunnel to shut up the two towns because they were fighting with each other, but now she feels bad about it. Instead of fixing it herself, she gets the new farmer that has no prior connections to either of the towns to fix it for her. On top of all this, she wants us to make them friends first before opening up the tunnel. After the two of the mayors make friends a little bit, she doesn't even offer to help open the tunnel. No, we have to get the local carpenter to do it for us. All of this is her fault and she doesn't even lift a finger to help us.

THE HARVEST GODDESS IS ALWAYS A TROLL NO MATTER WHAT GAME SHE IS IN

silver wolf rancher · Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 6:16 pm

yep, made a thread on this too. Game designers probably got bored

silver wolf rancher · Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 6:18 pm

plus she pops up everytime you've done something a certain amount of times like catch 30 killifish or something...

Pinkamena Diane Pie · Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 6:18 pm

^ Yeah, they like to mess with us

Pinkamena Diane Pie · Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 6:19 pm

silver wolf rancher wrote:plus she pops up everytime you've done something a certain amount of times like catch 30 killifish or something...

I hate that so much. And why does she do it for Killifish? What's so special about Killifish?

silver wolf rancher · Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 6:22 pm

she does it for every thing... but killifish are great for making friends with the duckies

Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 7:08 pm

I know... I think it's really funny though. Everytime she does something I think: "So you have enough time to record the exact amount of each fish/bugs I've caught, but not enough to fix the tunnel." I cracked up when she did it for the second time for the same fish.

silver wolf rancher · Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 7:16 pm

it's more like "she has enough time to stalk me all over the mountains but not to clean up the mess that SHE made...."

DanniEatsUrFace · Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 7:17 pm

I think some of the instances in which she congratulates you are wildly inappropriate, but so funny.

For instance, I think my favorite two are when I'm face down on the ground, and she appears with her lovely, sing-song voice and goes: "Congratulations! You've passed out for the first time!" or, when I first gave her a gift, and it was something she hated, and she went "Why would you give me this? You've made me a very sad Harvest Goddess." *several second pause* "Congratulations! You've just made your first offering!"

Bipolar much? Lulz. XD

Post Posted: Dec 29, 2011 11:50 pm

Meh, well it was about time for a game where the H. Goddess is the troll. In HMDS it was the Witch Princess (Oops, I poofed the H. Goddess and 101 sprites away... now go fetch them for me!), and in HMDS Cute it was the Harvest King, who did the exact same thing as the W. Princess, only he did it after being called a "Big Baldy" o.O
But, yeah... She needed some fun. All that getting turned to stone and being poofed away must have been tiring... :/

ArchangelMoon · Post Posted: Dec 30, 2011 7:58 am

I find her annoying as all be in this game. She's not so bad in HM:DS in my opinion, though. I get so mad at her whenever she goes "DUM DUM DUM DAAAAAAAA! You've used the slides, zips, and bouncy mushrooms 50 times!" Who really cares?!??

HarvestFox · Post Posted: Dec 30, 2011 11:59 am

Haha I know. It never fails, in each game. xD

Post Posted: Dec 30, 2011 12:57 pm

Mabey they're trying to put some humor into the games. If that's the case, they're succedeing! lol

SailorDanielle · Post Posted: Dec 30, 2011 2:17 pm

Nah, she's not a troll in AP and ToT. She's actually really nice in those games.

In every other game, I definitely agree with you.

Zuu · Post Posted: Dec 30, 2011 2:40 pm

CONGRATULATIONS ON PICKING 100 CORN THINGIES! Bye now!