Very COLORFUL language from Hossan and Clement

Nintendo 3DS [ Game Guide ]. JP release = Feb 2012. NA release = Oct 2012. EU release = Sept 2013
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So, after winning the Critter Catching Contest last year, I decided to pass this year and just attend the opening and closing ceremonies... and here are what the two darling, jolly old men I have come to adore told me.

"If they fly, there's no chance of catching up with them. It's sucks." -- Hossan (WHAT?!)

"I don't give a ... about winning the Critter Festival. You don't have to be that depressed." -- Clement (HELLO?!)

I feel like the most infamously inappropriate line in ANB is Soseki's "nicely trimmed bush" comment... but have any other villager comments just completely blown you out of the water? :shock:
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When you show Yuri your big dog she says something like..

"Wow, it's so big. Can I ride it? No? Damn."

Really. REALLY.
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Well it is rated E:
EVERYONE
Content is generally suitable for all ages. May contain minimal cartoon, fantasy or mild violence and/or infrequent use of mild language.
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Oh man. I have never seen Soseki's bush comment. How do you get it?

I take pictures every time someone says something weird, which I feels happens fairly often. The first one I ever noticed was at the Sheep Festival. If you talk to Rebecca she says something like "Dunhill told me a I look like a Suffolk? What does that mean?" I'm like "Rebecca. It means Dunhill is racist."

Though not exactly colorful, my favorite weird comment is Sandra's at the Alpaca Festival: "I don't like alpaca. You never know what they're plotting behind those cute faces."
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You think THAT stuff is good? Try talking to Camellia at, I think the Cow Festival? Either that or the Yak...she starts blatantly wondering if Rebecca's chest is so large because she drinks a lot of milk.

Actually, those two in general make for quite a bit of 'colorful' details, especially if you see their random event where they argue over it.
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When you're dating Rod, he says something about having a dream about you. Then he says something like "what kind of dream? I can't tell you!"
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Just noticed another hilarious one... I'm not sure how I never caught this one before! (Maybe I just didn't have my perv glasses on?)

Kosaburo at the Fireworks Festival: "They explode and then they vanish. It is very manly." How did you ever get Hana to marry you?!
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The comments about Dunhils creepy camera photo taking (it's an event I think) amused me he only seemed to have photo albums for Alltel women w/o he had taken pictures of without them knowing


And of course Rebecca and Camilla talks about chest sizes


Oh and sosekis I'm such and old man dating a young child thing

Certainly those were all odd thing to be included in a game that is played by both children and adults xD
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Mayume wrote:You think THAT stuff is good? Try talking to Camellia at, I think the Cow Festival? Either that or the Yak...she starts blatantly wondering if Rebecca's chest is so large because she drinks a lot of milk.

Actually, those two in general make for quite a bit of 'colorful' details, especially if you see their random event where they argue over it.
Haha, oh man. How did I forget that one. Yeah, that was a good one too.
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