Nobody dies in this game,right?

[PokeFarmer]

"Aw... it's so bad Eda died..."
5 mins later...
"Hey, how's it goin'?" It's going badly thank you very much.

[Guest]

What? Nobody dies in this game? That sucks. Not even Ford? Can't Woofio kill him? Maybe that's a DLC scene. I want Woofio to maul Ford to death.

You are not even remotely funny.

Yes I am. I don't need an anonymous schlub to tell me who or what I am, sweetie, so just sit your little butt down and be quiet. What's the need for your attitude, anyway? You jealous or something? Or are you taking the game too seriously and acting like Precious Ford is real? Get over yourself, babe.

[Guest]

"Aw... it's so bad Eda died..."
5 mins later...
"Hey, how's it goin'?" It's going badly thank you very much.

Careful making jokes there. Miss Anonymous Prissy Polly might take it seriously and tell you how she doesn't think you're funny, like she's the judge and ruler of all.