Thoughts on ToT/AP spouses?
Posted: Nov 04, 2017 10:27 am
Share your thoughts!
Bachelors
Calvin - I actually love his chest hair... And the cowboy hat. Unfortunately I don't him and the PC are such a great match though, since she's a farmer and he's an adventurer.
Chase - kind of a jerk at first, but ultimately he's a sweet husband who makes gorgeous kids.
Jin - His ponytail isn't attractive... IMHO it would look better if it were lower but that's just me. His glasses sitting on the end of his nose remind me of a grouchy old librarian... Fitting because he's a snobbish icy jerk.
Julius - I think he is beautiful and is easily the sweetest husband in the game.
Toby - nice guy, but kind of bores me, and I don't like the squinty eyes..
Gill - ahh he's so gorgeous... Can be a little cold at first, but is actually incredibly sweet and caring. And the way he cares about the world, and can sense the harvest sprites presence even though he can't quite see them, makes him a perfect match for the PC I think.
Luke - He's so hot with the bandana... Mmm. His personality is sort of childish, not always ideal for a husband and dad, but he's easily the nicest, most cheerful character in the whole game, so I just love him.
Owen - Hot as heck in ToT, but in AP they shrank his muscles while keeping his enormous head... Not sure what was up with that... But I still like the red hair. Nice guy and a caring husband, not my favourite, but I like him.
Wizard - He's so deliciously exotic looking, and a super sweet guy on top of that. However, I really don't like the fact that half of his dialogue is nothing but ellipses. That gets annoying and boring to look at very quickly.
Harvest King - Yeah, sure, he's insanely hot... But he's just way too cold and aloof, and never seems to really like the PC that much. Maybe he purposely distances himself emotionally, because he's an immortal deity and the PC is a mortal woman who isn't going to be around that long. Super tragic, if you think about it... But come on, not even once could he ever say "I love you"? Sheesh. Jerk.
Bachelorettes:
Candace - Painfully shy, but super sweet and adorable at the same time. She's absolutely beautiful, too, especially with the braids.
Luna - Her hair looks like a sea creature that could eat you at any moment... And she looks like a little girl... And she's incredibly stuck up and mean. In ToT, if you tell her you like Gill she says " I'm prettier than you!" Seriously? Ugh sorry, but I hate her.
Anissa - Pretty, yes, but her personality bores me.
Renee - Even though she's basically a clone of Ellen from previous games, I still really like her. A girl who loves animals so much will always charm me. Plus her hairstyle is super pretty.
Kathy - She's a clone of Gwen from previous games... That, and the bright blonde hair plus tomboyish personality really don't appeal to me either way.
Phoebe - She's kind of cute, but I really don't like the green hair, or her hairstyle.. And her glasses bother me, they're way too big for her face. She's sweet and quirky and a great friend, but a much better match for Calvin than the PC.
Selena - She's absolutely stunning to look at, but so rude and conceited. Yeah, I know the town's festivals mean nothing to you, but come on, try to have at least a little respect and enjoy it. Ugh. Annoying.
Maya - Acts like a five year old girl and that's annoying.
Witch - Ah, so beautiful with the bright gold eyes and white hair... I love her sassy and upbeat attitude, she can be condescending and entitled, but she's never malevolent, or tries to hurt anyone, unlike witch characters from other games. Her kids are beautiful, too.
Harvest Goddess - She and the PC are a such a lovely sweet couple, even though it's a bit disappointing that she doesn't live with you, but I can deal with that because she's such an amazing woman. It's kind of awkward when she teleports into your house with a baby in her arms, but her kids are so beautiful. I love her so much!
Bachelors
Calvin - I actually love his chest hair... And the cowboy hat. Unfortunately I don't him and the PC are such a great match though, since she's a farmer and he's an adventurer.
Chase - kind of a jerk at first, but ultimately he's a sweet husband who makes gorgeous kids.
Jin - His ponytail isn't attractive... IMHO it would look better if it were lower but that's just me. His glasses sitting on the end of his nose remind me of a grouchy old librarian... Fitting because he's a snobbish icy jerk.
Julius - I think he is beautiful and is easily the sweetest husband in the game.
Toby - nice guy, but kind of bores me, and I don't like the squinty eyes..
Gill - ahh he's so gorgeous... Can be a little cold at first, but is actually incredibly sweet and caring. And the way he cares about the world, and can sense the harvest sprites presence even though he can't quite see them, makes him a perfect match for the PC I think.
Luke - He's so hot with the bandana... Mmm. His personality is sort of childish, not always ideal for a husband and dad, but he's easily the nicest, most cheerful character in the whole game, so I just love him.
Owen - Hot as heck in ToT, but in AP they shrank his muscles while keeping his enormous head... Not sure what was up with that... But I still like the red hair. Nice guy and a caring husband, not my favourite, but I like him.
Wizard - He's so deliciously exotic looking, and a super sweet guy on top of that. However, I really don't like the fact that half of his dialogue is nothing but ellipses. That gets annoying and boring to look at very quickly.
Harvest King - Yeah, sure, he's insanely hot... But he's just way too cold and aloof, and never seems to really like the PC that much. Maybe he purposely distances himself emotionally, because he's an immortal deity and the PC is a mortal woman who isn't going to be around that long. Super tragic, if you think about it... But come on, not even once could he ever say "I love you"? Sheesh. Jerk.
Bachelorettes:
Candace - Painfully shy, but super sweet and adorable at the same time. She's absolutely beautiful, too, especially with the braids.
Luna - Her hair looks like a sea creature that could eat you at any moment... And she looks like a little girl... And she's incredibly stuck up and mean. In ToT, if you tell her you like Gill she says " I'm prettier than you!" Seriously? Ugh sorry, but I hate her.
Anissa - Pretty, yes, but her personality bores me.
Renee - Even though she's basically a clone of Ellen from previous games, I still really like her. A girl who loves animals so much will always charm me. Plus her hairstyle is super pretty.
Kathy - She's a clone of Gwen from previous games... That, and the bright blonde hair plus tomboyish personality really don't appeal to me either way.
Phoebe - She's kind of cute, but I really don't like the green hair, or her hairstyle.. And her glasses bother me, they're way too big for her face. She's sweet and quirky and a great friend, but a much better match for Calvin than the PC.
Selena - She's absolutely stunning to look at, but so rude and conceited. Yeah, I know the town's festivals mean nothing to you, but come on, try to have at least a little respect and enjoy it. Ugh. Annoying.
Maya - Acts like a five year old girl and that's annoying.
Witch - Ah, so beautiful with the bright gold eyes and white hair... I love her sassy and upbeat attitude, she can be condescending and entitled, but she's never malevolent, or tries to hurt anyone, unlike witch characters from other games. Her kids are beautiful, too.
Harvest Goddess - She and the PC are a such a lovely sweet couple, even though it's a bit disappointing that she doesn't live with you, but I can deal with that because she's such an amazing woman. It's kind of awkward when she teleports into your house with a baby in her arms, but her kids are so beautiful. I love her so much!