If you were to make up an event for this game..

lollipopgirl · Post Posted: Jan 25, 2007 4:52 pm

Aurora wrote:
lalala90 wrote:Ok I just thought of a weird event I could make.
It would require you to be married, have a cow, and have it to almost the last heart.
You enter the farm and brush you're cow and It makes a
Then you talk to it and then I quick bright light appears on the screen along with the bell you hear when you cook.
All of a sudden you're cow turns into a secret bachlorette and she gives you two options: Turn her back to a cow or Marry her.
If you pick Marry her then you're wife forgets she has ever married you and now you're married to you're wife who you get to re-name plus now you can die and play as you're child.
O.O

Someone needs to stay away from farms for a while...

Perv.

I agree.
Is your farmer Zeus?
(To anyoen who gets the reference to Io, I salute you.)

MADHATTER · Post Posted: Jan 25, 2007 5:36 pm

lollipopgirl wrote:
Aurora wrote:
lalala90 wrote:Ok I just thought of a weird event I could make.
It would require you to be married, have a cow, and have it to almost the last heart.
You enter the farm and brush you're cow and It makes a :heart:
Then you talk to it and then I quick bright light appears on the screen along with the bell you hear when you cook.
All of a sudden you're cow turns into a secret bachlorette and she gives you two options: Turn her back to a cow or Marry her.
If you pick Marry her then you're wife forgets she has ever married you and now you're married to you're wife who you get to re-name plus now you can die and play as you're child.
O.O

Someone needs to stay away from farms for a while...

Perv.
I agree.
Is your farmer Zeus?
(To anyoen who gets the reference to Io, I salute you.)

Hahahahahahahah.

Or Leda... it would be one of your chickens. Hahah.

~

Something involving Kappa, yes yes <3

Jobs Delgado · Post Posted: Jan 25, 2007 7:09 pm

Kappa is displeased with the meager offerings of the Mineral Town residents and decides to go tentacle monster rape on all the female virgins. however, he is soon disappointed to find out there are no female virgins left in minral Town. Even May. She got raped by Carter. And Stu.

Giggity giggity.

Bluie · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 9:40 am

I can't belive this thread is still going on >.>

it MUST be over 10 days by now 0.0

Lilangel · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 9:43 am

Bluie wrote:I can't belive this thread is still going on >.>

it MUST be over 10 days by now 0.0

It doesn't matter when the thread was started, if it has been active all along. The 10 days means that if there have been no new posts in 10 days, then it is dead and shouldn't be resurrected. Big difference.

Bluie · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 9:50 am

Lilangel wrote:
Bluie wrote:I can't belive this thread is still going on >.>

it MUST be over 10 days by now 0.0
It doesn't matter when the thread was started, if it has been active all along. The 10 days means that if there have been no new posts in 10 days, then it is dead and shouldn't be resurrected. Big difference.

Ah, I see.

I made up a new event :3

You can take that cat away from the inn and make it your own

Huzzah!

iyami · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 5:14 pm

Jobs Delgado wrote:Kappa is displeased with the meager offerings of the Mineral Town residents and decides to go tentacle monster rape on all the female virgins. however, he is soon disappointed to find out there are no female virgins left in mineral Town. Even May. She got raped by Carter. And Stu.

Giggity giggity.

duke got to her first. and doctor, just why do you think he is at the library on wednesdays.

Harvest of Jack+Claire · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 5:29 pm

An event where the Harvest Goddess appears to you and says that Rod has died during his travels, but he was succesful in finding the flower, and then you go to Poultry Farm, and Lillia is alone, she says hi to you, but she immediately falls, as you carry her to the clinic, she tells you that she knows you know that Rod dies, you nod, she stays in the clinic for one week (If you faint, the Doctor will put you in the sofa) and afterwards, they get a letter that Zack delivered, stating Rods last will, and, you being there, all mourn his death, Carter holds a funeral, and one year after, Zack and Lillia will marry and Zack will move in (Leaving Won)
REQUIREMENTS
Must have Rick Pouri Lillia and Zack at highest friendship points
Must have been married (If married to Popuri, the event will happen regardless if Rick Hates you, however you must be decent friends with Lillia)
Must be year 5
(BTW I ommited that during her stay in the clinic, she gets treated with the flower, and will regurlarlt go to Rose Square to gossip with her friends after she is healed)

1HM<3angel · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 8:50 pm

That... is an incredibly creative event... I can't think of much of anything, though...

Lilangel · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 8:54 pm

Only problem with that event is that it assumes that Rod was looking for the flower in the first place. Which he wasn't, it was just his cover story. No special flowers in hula hula island. He has deflowered every girl that has needed it.

1HM<3angel · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 8:58 pm

Lilangel wrote:Only problem with that event is that it assumes that Rod was looking for the flower in the first place. Which he wasn't, it was just his cover story. No special flowers in hula hula island. He has deflowered every girl that has needed it.

I know! What if the Goddess, disguised as one of the Hula Gals, had the flower, and gave it to him during a round of *monopoly*, and then he died from sexual exhaustion, and then the goddess poofs back to Mineral Town with the flower?

Lilangel · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 9:06 pm

1HM<3angel wrote:
Lilangel wrote:Only problem with that event is that it assumes that Rod was looking for the flower in the first place. Which he wasn't, it was just his cover story. No special flowers in hula hula island. He has deflowered every girl that has needed it.
I know! What if the Goddess, disguised as one of the Hula Gals, had the flower, and gave it to him during a round of *monopoly*, and then he died from sexual exhaustion, and then the goddess poofs back to Mineral Town with the flower?

What is it with you and your monopoly fetish.

And the scenario you described sounded funny. Guessing you didn't understand what I meant by deflowering. The HG bringing home that kind of flower would be iffy.

1HM<3angel · Post Posted: Jan 26, 2007 9:10 pm

*shudders* You have brought back painful memories of Shakespeare and the fifth grade... *shouts, I WAS TEN, MRS. TURNER! I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW WHAT DEFLOWERED REALLY MEANT!* *shudders* Gave me horrible images a few years back...

Anyway, I'd sound like a newb if I was all, like, "ROD AND GODDESS ARE HAVING HAWT « Chicken Hugging »!!!111", so the whole Monopoly thing that I stole from you kinda gives me a special way of saying that.

Jobs Delgado · Post Posted: Jan 27, 2007 12:48 am

iyami wrote:
Jobs Delgado wrote:Kappa is displeased with the meager offerings of the Mineral Town residents and decides to go tentacle monster rape on all the female virgins. however, he is soon disappointed to find out there are no female virgins left in mineral Town. Even May. She got raped by Carter. And Stu.

Giggity giggity.
duke got to her first. and doctor, just why do you think he is at the library on wednesdays.

I'm talking about May, the little girl, not Mary, the sweet 'innocent' type. (She has a back room for all the smut books in her library.)

Post Posted: Jan 27, 2007 5:27 pm

you walk to the beach (orange heart girl game) the docters there and he says that you have been alot in his life so he asks you to mary him.