If you were to make up an event for this game..

Aurora · Post Posted: Jan 28, 2007 3:46 am

This... is the boy version.

Let's do the same thing for Jack!

Doc. Geraldo having a soft spot for my "homie". Me like...

jurrasicparkreject · Post Posted: Jan 28, 2007 1:57 pm

i thought of a reaaly weird one
faint hearted look away
one fine day gormet got drunk..sooooo he runs all through the town wearing nothing but his hat and a thong
every one hides in the bomb shealter
the end

Bluie · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 12:36 pm

jurrasicparkreject wrote:i thought of a reaaly weird one
faint hearted look away
one fine day gormet got drunk..sooooo he runs all through the town wearing nothing but his hat and a thong
every one hides in the bomb shealter
the end

Thats........quite the event

Lilangel · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 12:42 pm

jurrasicparkreject wrote:i thought of a reaaly weird one
faint hearted look away
one fine day gormet got drunk..sooooo he runs all through the town wearing nothing but his hat and a thong
every one hides in the bomb shealter
the end :P

Okay, that is just not realistic. The Gourmet has such large moobs, that he'd need a sports bra or some other kind of support system in place if he went running. That is, unless he wants his moobs to be ripped off in action.

Chocolate-Mocha · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 1:02 pm

Maybe, if your character had an affection for some girl at Red Heart level..That girl would be at the beach kissing the rival and you walk in and then she says "Um..I can explainn..." Uh oh! She's in trouble

//Chocolate-Mocha

Jobs Delgado · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 1:04 pm

Not perverted enough. Now if she was giving him a blowjob, that'd be giggity.

Chocolate-Mocha · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 1:05 pm

Jobs Delgado wrote:Not perverted enough. Now if she was giving him a blowjob, that'd be giggity.

Well, that girl would like come together and a heart would appear in a bubble above her.

//Chocolate-Mocha

Lilangel · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 1:10 pm

In all fairness, if you're not married to the girl, what difference does it make? You can have several girls at red heart for you, why couldn't she be seeing two or more guys? She could just be in the process of deciding which one of you to pick.

Bluie · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 1:34 pm

Lilangel wrote:In all fairness, if you're not married to the girl, what difference does it make? You can have several girls at red heart for you, why couldn't she be seeing two or more guys? She could just be in the process of deciding which one of you to pick.

No kidding I could see jack being like "NO U DIDNT I HAD YOU AT RED HEART FOO"

:S

You donot control the pixels :#

lollipopgirl · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 1:49 pm

Bluie wrote:
Lilangel wrote:In all fairness, if you're not married to the girl, what difference does it make? You can have several girls at red heart for you, why couldn't she be seeing two or more guys? She could just be in the process of deciding which one of you to pick.
No kidding I could see jack being like "NO U DIDNT I HAD YOU AT RED HEART FOO"

:S

You donot control the pixels :#

Who was it...
Someone once made this whole thing about Gray and Mary having goings-on in the library while his wife Claire was with the doctor...

Not real, but funny.

Speaking of which, does Gray visit the library after he's married to Claire?

Bluie · Post Posted: Jan 29, 2007 3:19 pm

lollipopgirl wrote:
Bluie wrote:
Lilangel wrote:In all fairness, if you're not married to the girl, what difference does it make? You can have several girls at red heart for you, why couldn't she be seeing two or more guys? She could just be in the process of deciding which one of you to pick.
No kidding I could see jack being like "NO U DIDNT I HAD YOU AT RED HEART FOO"

:S

You donot control the pixels :#
Who was it...
Someone once made this whole thing about Gray and Mary having goings-on in the library while his wife Claire was with the doctor...

Not real, but funny.

Speaking of which, does Gray visit the library after he's married to Claire?

Well, Rick still visits with Karen when your married and still goes to the bar with her. So Yeah I think so

Aurora · Post Posted: Jan 30, 2007 4:42 am

Lilangel wrote:
jurrasicparkreject wrote:i thought of a reaaly weird one
faint hearted look away
one fine day gormet got drunk..sooooo he runs all through the town wearing nothing but his hat and a thong
every one hides in the bomb shealter
the end
Okay, that is just not realistic. The Gourmet has such large moobs, that he'd need a sports bra or some other kind of support system in place if he went running. That is, unless he wants his moobs to be ripped off in action.

Stop making me laugh! I was ill all yesterday and now it feels like pointy things are stabbing my ribs...

And yet I can't rid my mind of a slow motion image of Gourmet jiggling slowly down the road with Mineral Town inhabitants diving for safety in the bushes and then his thong coming off right in front of Stu's face and - PLEASE STOP ME NOW.

Lilangel · Post Posted: Jan 30, 2007 8:47 am

Aurora wrote:
Lilangel wrote:
jurrasicparkreject wrote:i thought of a reaaly weird one
faint hearted look away
one fine day gormet got drunk..sooooo he runs all through the town wearing nothing but his hat and a thong
every one hides in the bomb shealter
the end :P
Okay, that is just not realistic. The Gourmet has such large moobs, that he'd need a sports bra or some other kind of support system in place if he went running. That is, unless he wants his moobs to be ripped off in action.
Stop making me laugh! I was ill all yesterday and now it feels like pointy things are stabbing my ribs...

And yet I can't rid my mind of a slow motion image of Gourmet jiggling slowly down the road with Mineral Town inhabitants diving for safety in the bushes and then his thong coming off right in front of Stu's face and - PLEASE STOP ME NOW.

Don't forget the slow-motion NOOOOOO!, in a low-pitched voice.

Yes they have to dive for safety since without a support system, the moobs will be ripped off in action (as any girl with larger boobies can relate to... there is no running without a sports bra) and having that kind of projectile hit you isn't pretty.

Aurora · Post Posted: Jan 30, 2007 8:51 am

Lilangel wrote:
Aurora wrote:
Lilangel wrote:
jurrasicparkreject wrote:i thought of a reaaly weird one
faint hearted look away
one fine day gormet got drunk..sooooo he runs all through the town wearing nothing but his hat and a thong
every one hides in the bomb shealter
the end
Okay, that is just not realistic. The Gourmet has such large moobs, that he'd need a sports bra or some other kind of support system in place if he went running. That is, unless he wants his moobs to be ripped off in action.
Stop making me laugh! I was ill all yesterday and now it feels like pointy things are stabbing my ribs...

And yet I can't rid my mind of a slow motion image of Gourmet jiggling slowly down the road with Mineral Town inhabitants diving for safety in the bushes and then his thong coming off right in front of Stu's face and - PLEASE STOP ME NOW.
Don't forget the slow-motion NOOOOOO!, in a low-pitched voice.

Yes they have to dive for safety since without a support system, the moobs will be ripped off in action (as any girl with larger boobies can relate to... there is no running without a sports bra) and having that kind of projectile hit you isn't pretty.

Oh, shizz yeah, I forgot the Nuuuuooouuuououououuu...!

If you've ever seen Borat, it would probably be like when the naked manager runs into the convention.

Bluie · Post Posted: Jan 30, 2007 12:06 pm

*hits you both with giant paper fans*

All this goofyness is begining to hurt my head