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I don't see Lillia as the type of girl to have just a bare hardwood floor without any carpet/rugs. I'm guessing she leaves a little decorative rug, like a "welcome home!" mat, so to speak, on her front porch, even if she has a slippery and smooth hardwood floor everywhere else.

Lilangel wrote:I don't see Lillia as the type of girl to have just a bare hardwood floor without any carpet/rugs. I'm guessing she leaves a little decorative rug, like a "welcome home!" mat, so to speak, on her front porch, even if she has a slippery and smooth hardwood floor everywhere else.

You mean like a landing strip? Oh yeah, I can see that happening.

"Come on in Zack, I just cleaned out!"

Landing strip, exactly. And Zack better not be a big sissy and complain about the sharp stubble that is inevitably present at the outskirts of the landing strip.

Oh good lord this is awful xD

Also, Zack is ugly sorry

Shnooks wrote:Oh good lord this is awful xD

Also, Zack is ugly sorry

..And can squish you

Bluie wrote:

Shnooks wrote:Oh good lord this is awful xD

Also, Zack is ugly sorry :(

..And can squish you

He can squish you, he is so strong, but he won't do that. You have all that power, tamed and leashed.

Lilangel wrote:

Bluie wrote:

Shnooks wrote:Oh good lord this is awful xD

Also, Zack is ugly sorry

..And can squish you

He can squish you, he is so strong, but he won't do that. You have all that power, tamed and leashed.

*cuts leash*

Lilangel wrote:I don't see Lillia as the type of girl to have just a bare hardwood floor without any carpet/rugs. I'm guessing she leaves a little decorative rug, like a "welcome home!" mat, so to speak, on her front porch, even if she has a slippery and smooth hardwood floor everywhere else.

x.X If somebody didn't know what the carpet/drapes discussion was, they'd think we were obsessed with furniture. If somebody did know but didn't know that this was a HM helpforum, they'd think we were hentai-fanatics.

1HM<3angel wrote:

Lilangel wrote:I don't see Lillia as the type of girl to have just a bare hardwood floor without any carpet/rugs. I'm guessing she leaves a little decorative rug, like a "welcome home!" mat, so to speak, on her front porch, even if she has a slippery and smooth hardwood floor everywhere else.

x.X If somebody didn't know what the carpet/drapes discussion was, they'd think we were obsessed with furniture. If somebody did know but didn't know that this was a HM helpforum, they'd think we were hentai-fanatics.

My, my thats quite them mind you have. >.>

1HM<3angel wrote:Remembering when that whole "chicken" thing scarred me... *shakes head* I wonder if anybody will bring that up again?

Today is another lucky day for you.

http://www.fogu.com/hmforum/viewtopic.php?t=51849

And on the topic of male body hair... moderate chest hair is ok. Stomach hair is not. If there is a non-stop hair trail down the path from his neck down, that is not a turn-on for me. I have a feeling that Jeff is one of these pale men, who have dark body hair in weird places. His stomach must need waxing.

1HM<3angel wrote:

Lilangel wrote:I don't see Lillia as the type of girl to have just a bare hardwood floor without any carpet/rugs. I'm guessing she leaves a little decorative rug, like a "welcome home!" mat, so to speak, on her front porch, even if she has a slippery and smooth hardwood floor everywhere else.

x.X If somebody didn't know what the carpet/drapes discussion was, they'd think we were obsessed with furniture. If somebody did know but didn't know that this was a HM helpforum, they'd think we were hentai-fanatics.

obsessed with furniture? what? ^.~

Nina Star 99 wrote:

1HM<3angel wrote:

Lilangel wrote:I don't see Lillia as the type of girl to have just a bare hardwood floor without any carpet/rugs. I'm guessing she leaves a little decorative rug, like a "welcome home!" mat, so to speak, on her front porch, even if she has a slippery and smooth hardwood floor everywhere else.

x.X If somebody didn't know what the carpet/drapes discussion was, they'd think we were obsessed with furniture. If somebody did know but didn't know that this was a HM helpforum, they'd think we were hentai-fanatics.

obsessed with furniture? what? ^.~

It's times like these I love knowing you guys.

Where else have I seen that picture on this forum?

I love this flooring metaphor! Even the google ads are in on it.

I actually innocently came across an article on "chicken-hugging" last night.

Daniel Radcliffe in "Equus" --> "Equus" on Wikipedia --> related article: Animal Sadism --> "chicken-hugging" ...


That's one way to kill a chicken, oh my goodness.

Lilangel wrote:

1HM<3angel wrote:Remembering when that whole "chicken" thing scarred me... *shakes head* I wonder if anybody will bring that up again?

Today is another lucky day for you.

http://www.fogu.com/hmforum/viewtopic.php?t=51849

And on the topic of male body hair... moderate chest hair is ok. Stomach hair is not. If there is a non-stop hair trail down the path from his neck down, that is not a turn-on for me. I have a feeling that Jeff is one of these pale men, who have dark body hair in weird places. His stomach must need waxing.

Lil, I just read that topic. How the hell did you know that chickens "go flat"?

EDIT: Oh, now I know. Back on topic, I think Cliff might have hair in unsightly places too. Just... he must be lonely for a reason, and body hair may be the cause.

Aurora, I grew up on a farm with some chickens. I've seen the stairmaster-deed take place. Still don't see what is so horrible about that visual.

Hmm, Cliff doesn't seem that hairy to me o.O Maybe a little chest hair, but not on his stomach and no over-exploding pubic hair. He compensates the body hair deficiency with wearing those fur clothes, thinking that girls dig guys with body hair but being such an idiot that he's thinking girls won't notice the difference.