Slaughterhorse... I mean house

[nijuunana]

a lot of things could be different when then game is rated m, you could grow marijuana, divorce your wife, go score with the ladies, get drunk at the bar, show interactive cut scenes that shouldn't normally be shown, etc...

[DownTheMines]

they should make a whole new game about that...

[peach_zelda]

a lot of things could be different when then game is rated m, you could grow marijuana, divorce your wife, go score with the ladies, get drunk at the bar, show interactive cut scenes that shouldn't normally be shown, etc...

now that's a game i'd play. not to mention

1. running a meth lab to earn extra money
2. showing the wedding night scene
3. find out how you and leia actually have children (athough i'm still sticking to my dolphin theory)
4. cheat on your wife/girlfriend

[Spritedriver]

I'm not sure I'd play Harvest Moon Matured, especially if it had touch features. It would be like that loli game on the Non-HM Forum, only with mermaids, witches, princesses, and goddesses.

[peach_zelda]

don't forget the cows and sheep for anyone out there who's into bestiality.

[Guest]

oh, that's really disturbing. thanks for bringing that to mind...

[nijuunana]

a lot of things could be different when then game is rated m, you could grow marijuana, divorce your wife, go score with the ladies, get drunk at the bar, show interactive cut scenes that shouldn't normally be shown, etc...

now that's a game i'd play. not to mention

1. running a meth lab to earn extra money
2. showing the wedding night scene
3. find out how you and leia actually have children (athough i'm still sticking to my dolphin theory)
4. cheat on your wife/girlfriend

Dolphin theory?? and you can abuse your child (touch screen), become a thief and steal from people, sneak steroids into Hugh's drink...

[gamer_girl]

and molest Kate!

[peach_zelda]

Dolphin theory?? and you can abuse your child (touch screen), become a thief and steal from people, sneak steroids into Hugh's drink...

my dolphin theory for leia is that mermaids mate the way dolphins do and give birth like dolphins do. but for jack, that would probably feel like bestiality even if the top part of leia is a girl...

someone needs to make this M rated hm. it sounds like something i'd play XD

[gamer_girl]

Dolphin theory?? and you can abuse your child (touch screen), become a thief and steal from people, sneak steroids into Hugh's drink...

my dolphin theory for leia is that mermaids mate the way dolphins do and give birth like dolphins do. but for jack, that would probably feel like bestiality even if the top part of leia is a girl...

thats...umm...interesting...

[DownTheMines]

wow imagine if u could murder people with your sickle or drown your pet dog. and u could clone your cows with chicken genes and get this cow that lays milky eggs or sumfing

[Spritedriver]

And we now cross from Grand Theft Cow Harvest Moon to Harvest Moon Sci-Fi. This topic just gets better and better. Mixing genes would be kinda wierd, I mean cows that could get wool, eggs, and milk!?

[DownTheMines]

YEERRH and then u could get cows+duck=flying cow imagine that! no need for the horse

[Guest]

I started reading someone's sig, but then I clicked reply, now I need to submit this so I can go read said sig.

[Lady Nina]

oh, wow. o_o; that would be one crazy HM.


of course, there would be a ton of controversery over it (think of the hot coffee thing in GTA, imagine the reaction to much worse things in a kid's game...), and it would be rated AO or pulled... o_o;