So-and-so looks like...

[Phosphate]

*ahem* (insert formal message here)
Or, *licks hand* I'm a kitty.

*ahem* I've been hesitating to say this because I've been afraid that, if I did, Mommy would do everything in her power to make me feel disconnected from reality. But after reading about Mommy's impulsive, puerile manuscripts, I could hesitate no longer. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on Mommy's conjectures. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, I profess that the best way to overcome misunderstanding, prejudice, and hate is by means of reason, common sense, clear thinking, and goodwill. Mommy, in contrast, believes that censorship could benefit us. The conclusion to draw from this conflict of views should be obvious: It has been brought to my attention that Mommy's ideas about faddism are strictly for the birds -- or at least, for birdbrains. While this is indisputably true, Mommy insists that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of impudent stereotypes. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands she perpetrates. Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: Inequality does not beget equality

Or, *licks hand* I'm a kitty.

"« I Love Harris! »! My child is speaking in tongues!"
-Beats with frying pan-

[Moonbeam]

*ahem* (insert formal message here)
Or, *licks hand* I'm a kitty.

*ahem* I've been hesitating to say this because I've been afraid that, if I did, Mommy would do everything in her power to make me feel disconnected from reality. But after reading about Mommy's impulsive, puerile manuscripts, I could hesitate no longer. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on Mommy's conjectures. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, I profess that the best way to overcome misunderstanding, prejudice, and hate is by means of reason, common sense, clear thinking, and goodwill. Mommy, in contrast, believes that censorship could benefit us. The conclusion to draw from this conflict of views should be obvious: It has been brought to my attention that Mommy's ideas about faddism are strictly for the birds -- or at least, for birdbrains. While this is indisputably true, Mommy insists that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of impudent stereotypes. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands she perpetrates. Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: Inequality does not beget equality

Or, *licks hand* I'm a kitty.

If you had put that into paragraphs, then I would read it.But nooo, you didn't.



...



I spend about an hour watching your racist Siggy.

On topic:« Harvest Goddess » dammit Kyle(From South Park)everyone took all the good ones!

[MFoMT lover]

*ahem* (insert formal message here)
Or, *licks hand* I'm a kitty.

*ahem* I've been hesitating to say this because I've been afraid that, if I did, Mommy would do everything in her power to make me feel disconnected from reality. But after reading about Mommy's impulsive, puerile manuscripts, I could hesitate no longer. Although not without overlap and simplification, I plan to identify three primary positions on Mommy's conjectures. I acknowledge that I have not accounted for all possible viewpoints within the parameters of these three positions. Nevertheless, I profess that the best way to overcome misunderstanding, prejudice, and hate is by means of reason, common sense, clear thinking, and goodwill. Mommy, in contrast, believes that censorship could benefit us. The conclusion to draw from this conflict of views should be obvious: It has been brought to my attention that Mommy's ideas about faddism are strictly for the birds -- or at least, for birdbrains. While this is indisputably true, Mommy insists that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of impudent stereotypes. This fraud, this lie, is just one among the thousands she perpetrates. Okay, this letter has become much too long so I'll just jump right to the punchline: Inequality does not beget equality

Or, *licks hand* I'm a kitty.

WINNER.

[coxzrawkz07]

Thank You!

[Iron Thorn]

DISTURBING SELF-DISCLOSURE AHEAD!



It appears that Miriam has picked up her mother's habit of licking her forearms as a way to cool off.

[MFoMT lover]

Haha. The daughter's happy face in Island is either, "I'm telling you, Mommy, I dreamed of a cookie and it was THIS BIG!" or, "Pick me up! =D"

[Iron Thorn]

This gag is back. Again.



I will FIGHT YOU! FIGHT YOU WITH MY BOOBS!

[MFoMT lover]

And win.

The child stage girl's blushy face kind of has a :3 mouth.

[Iron Thorn]

That gag is a modified version of a Bonus Stage episode (online webtoon, TOTAL JENIUS) where one of the characters goes nuts and says someone told her to fight him with her boobs.

Cliff's normal face kinda has a kitty mouth too.

[Pretty_Chicken]

"I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILYYYY........WITH KETCHUP!"


"What do you mean i picked my nose? I didn't! Don't tell such lies!"


"COOKIES! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"


"The fangirls approacheth"


"YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME, PEASANT!"

[Getaris]

Oh my, wheres Lily hand?

[coxzrawkz07]

"I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILYYYY........WITH KETCHUP!"


"What do you mean i picked my nose? I didn't! Don't tell such lies!"


"COOKIES! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"


"The fangirls approacheth"


"YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME, PEASANT!"

The "fangirls approacheth" one really cracked me up. They all crcked me up! nice job.

[HMrules!!]

"I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILYYYY........WITH KETCHUP!"


"What do you mean i picked my nose? I didn't! Don't tell such lies!"


"COOKIES! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"


"The fangirls approacheth"


"YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME, PEASANT!"

lol

[Flyingsheepgirl]

"I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILYYYY........WITH KETCHUP!"


"What do you mean i picked my nose? I didn't! Don't tell such lies!"


"COOKIES! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"


"The fangirls approacheth"


"YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME, PEASANT!"

That cracked me up the one in bold!

Hmm, if the subtectrey for a triangle is 9009 degrees then that means the square is 44000 which equals 2J4GHH26DBAJR879GMF99S7SABD7DTDB525417JFH8W..... A.k.a My hair is red!!!

You didn't just touch me.............. there did you.........?~~~~OH MY DOG!!!! Doesn't anyone notice he has one blue and one green eye?

The first time I saw him the word 'chicken' popped into my head.

Have you noticed in most of her pictures, she looks like a no-necked chicken? Buk buuuuukkkk!!!!!

Look at his lips; don't they look girly?

ACCESS DENIED!!!!

I SHALL SUCK ALL LIVESTOCK IN WITH MY GIANT MOUTH!!!!

[HarvestAngel]

"I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILYYYY........WITH KETCHUP!"


"What do you mean i picked my nose? I didn't! Don't tell such lies!"


"COOKIES! SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!"


"The fangirls approacheth"


"YOU SHALL KNEEL BEFORE ME, PEASANT!"

The Ill eat your family with ketchup is funny,maybe he'll have the sprites for dessert