Yes, it's the man of incomplete fanfics! (Don't worry though, this one doesn't have any 
chapters)
Have fun singing!

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Beruga Mash
By Cabus
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Note: This parody should be sung to the tune of "Monster Mash" By Bobby 'Boris' Picket.

Midi can be found here: 
http://www.gold.com.br/~areskagg/monstermash.mid
And MP3 (recommended) can be downloaded from here: 
http://www.gold.com.br/~areskagg/monstermash.zip
(Don't worry, these pages are mine, so the link won't go dead.)

Lyrics:
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Ark was fighting in the lab, 
late one night
When his eyes beheld
an eerie sight

For a zombie from the tube
began to rise
And suddenly 
to Ark's surprise...

(Chorus)
It did the Mash!
(It did Beruga's Mash!)
Beruga's Mash!
(It was a laboraty smash!)
It did the Mash
(It caught on in a flash)
It did the Mash
(It did Beruga's Mash)

From the laboratory 
in Siberia's east,
To Louran's ruins, 
where the monsters feast.

The guardners all came 
from their tower-abode
And from Eklemata, 
two zombie goats.

(Chorus)
They did the Mash!
(They did Beruga's Mash!)
Beruga's Mash!
(It was a laboraty smash!)
They did the Mash!
(It caught on in a flash!)
They did the Mash!
(They did Beruga's Mash!)

The Zombies were having fun, 
the party had just begun
The guests included Temjin, 
Bloody Mary and her sons

The scene was rocking, 
all were digging the sounds
MeiLin belly-dancing, 
Royd and Fyda making out.

The Quatro band, 
was about to arrive
And that guy from Loire, 
bringing lots of wine!

(Chorus)
We played the Mash!
(We played Beruga's Mash!)
Beruga's Mash!
(It was a laboraty smash!)
We played the Mash!
(It caught on in a flash!)
We played the Mash!
(They played Beruga's Mash!)

Out from his box, 
Yomi's voice did ring.
Seems he was troubled 
by just one thing.

He opened the lid 
and flapped his wings, 
and said: "What ever happened 
to 'Yomi's Funny Twist' ?"

(Chorus)
It's now the Mash!
(It's now Beruga's Mash!)
Beruga's Mash!
(It was a laboraty smash!)
It's now the Mash!
(It's caught on in a flash!)
It's now the Mash!
(It's now Beruga's Mash!)

Now everything's cool, 
Yomi's a part of the band,
And Beruga's Mash 
is the hit of the land.

For you, the players, 
this mash was meant too.
When you get to my door, 
tell them Cabus sent you!

(Chorus)
Then you can Mash
(Then you'll Beruga-Mash)
Beruga's Mash
(You might laboraty smash!)
Then you can Mash
(You'll catch on in a flash)
Then you can Mash
(Then you'll Beruga-Mash)
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By: Cabus
cabusginifrobo@hotmail.com
http://cabus.homestead.com/index2.html