The Birth of Cabus By Cabusginifrobo Narrator: It was a normal day in Crysta until... Ark: What a beautiful morning! I don't think I'll ever be mischievous ag.. *A giant potato falls in his head* Ark: OUCH! What the.... What exactly are you? Cabus: What? I'm a POTATO??? This is so not fair! How come Yomi get to be the cool bat thingy and I.... Ark: Hello? Cabus: This is al Gaia's doing!!! If I find that stupid b... *Lightining strikes its head* Ark: WHY DID YOU FALL ON ME??? Cabus: Oh, sorry... At least I'm in Crysta!!! Ark: WOULD YOU STOP BABBLING!!!!! Cabus: Oh, okay... Um... Cabus: ... Ark: .... Cabus: ... Ark: So, um, where ya from? Cabus: Sorry, I can't answer... Ark: How come? Cabus: These sorts of questions can only be answered with a flashback!!!Duh!!! ***Begin flashback*** Narrator: One day, Cabus was playing Terranigma when he had an idea.. Cabus: Hey, maybe I can go in the computer and meet all the big guys like Ark and Perel! All I need is... *Checks Galinstar's "Mushy and Pink" fanfic* Cabus: A rubber donkey... Check! A bag of almonds... Check! An inflatable Meilin doll... Damn... *** Narrator: The same day... Cabus: Hi, do you have Meilin dolls? Store Clerk: No, but we have Meila From Astarica dolls... Cabus: Good enough, I'll take one... Store Clerk: That'll be 98 cents. Cabus: Oh great, I have 97... I'll be back... *Walks back home* *Walks back to the store* Cabus: Here, 98 cents... Clerk: Sorry, we're out of Meila dolls. *Cabus faints* Clerk: Oh, the Meilin dolls arrived! *Cabus wakes up* Cabus: HORRAY!!! I'll take one! Clerk: Okay, that'll be 99 cents.. Cabus: (Very angry) I'll be right back..... *Walks back home* *Walks back to the store to find it closed* *Walks back home* Narrator: The next morning... *Walks back to the store* Clerk: Good morning! Cabus: Yeah, yeah... Get me one of those Meilin dolls, would ya? Clerk: Sorry, we're out. Cabus: WHAT!? WHAT ABOUT THOSE!? Clerk: I'm sorry, I'm saving those for a guy who came here twice looking for them... Cabus: THAT WAS ME!!!! Clerk: No it wasn't! That guy was wearing a red hat! Cabus: DUH! I CHANGED MY HAT!!!!! Clerk: You're not gonna get anything from me with that attitude, mister! Cabus: AIARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!! *Chokes clerk, gets doll and runs home* Cabus: Okay, what did that fanfic say again?? *Tries to connect to the internet* *Phone is occupied* *Hears a knock at the door* Cabus: What the... *Looks through peephole* *Sees the police* Policeman: Open up, we know you killed that clerk... Hello? Helloooo? Cabus: Connect, dammit! *Phone connects, making a screeching sound* Policeman: Open up or we'll bust this door! Cabus: Come on, come on... *Reads fanfic* *Put the objects in order* *Enters the computer screen* ***End of flashback*** Cabus: And that's how I got here... Ark: And why are you a potato? Cabus: Duh... Everybody who comes into a videogame or a cartoon turns into something different... Ark:I didn't! Cabus: YOU WERE BORN IN HERE! *Three dingos fall in his head* Cabus: What the... Ark: Now you know how it feels... Dingo #1: Freeze! Cabus: Oh no, it's the policemen! How come THEY get to be dingos and I'M just a stupid potato!? Ark: Run, they have sausages! Cabus: So!? Ark: AAARGH!!! *Pushes Cabus in the river then jumps in* Dingo #2: We'll get you!!! *River's current takes Ark and Cabus* Ark: Hey, we're leaving the village! Cabus: And we didn't even find Yomi! Ark: Who's Yomi? Cabus: Never mind, look at THAT! *Sees river ends joining a lava flow* Ark and Cabus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!! ------------------------------------- Look out for Chapter 2 later! Visit my under construction page at www.gold.com.br/~areskagg/index.html