This fanfic was written at 12:17 pm EST, by listening to some heavy metal and mostly because I had nothing to do. Understand the circumsances please
By BeamCauldron

What would have happened is Ark slacked off for a long time?

- Dark Gaia would have been trounced by Yomi

- Light Gaia would have made an appearance in the game

- Yomi would reproduce and we would live in a Utopia with pink bat-like creatures

- Vampire potatoes come, destroy both the Gaias, then all the people who stand in their way of eradication of all ketchup (Hey, it could happen)

- Mick burger would be put out of buisness by The Hot-Dog King

- Bell's invention would be surpassed by Videophones, but credit would go to him anyway because of some sorbid manipulation of an article of law

- A guy named Stoma dies of Bad Cholesterol

- An old guy goes into Freedom's downtown, gets squashed by a car, trampled by fans of a popular signer, gets beaten up by the show's bouncer, gets another time squashed by a car, then falls and is shot by jealous persons on an attempt on the same signer's life. When the signer hugs the old guy, his head pops and the signer is burned alive at the stake in the Stadium.

- Elle gets bored

- The weavers ruin themselves their own stock

- One the villagers of Mosque turn into a Giant-Green-Lizard monster and rampage through Neotokio.

- Meihou gets kicked in the nads by Meilin

- Yomi makes a family reunion

- A time portal appears, bringing him against Bloody Mary at level 1 without weapons nor Magirock

- Elle becomes a Wandering Magirock Seller and secretly hopes to find Ark somewhere

- Perel changes his name, adds 3 feet to his height and plays in the NBA

- Royd and Fyda get married but 1 week after asks for divorce

- Will gets another plan for his airship, it's to put weapons on it. 1st world war ensues. 2nd after, and much of the world has been devastated.

- A crazy guy from a village near Nirlake jumps from a building and yells "I am Roger Atomic, behold my power" and splats on the ground

- Louis the drunk tries Vodka, and isn't able to move for 3 days. After that, we found out that he died of an overdose of Heroine

- The Freedom Times talk about a scandal about Jean sexually harassing Louis, who didn't recover from the above.

- Keinz loses all of his money after an invesment in a cpu company

- The fortune teller says : There is no hope for a signing career with The Thingamajigs

I won't put more than this, I don't want to torture you more. Execpt if somebody want to continue the list, they're welcome.

Also, I might continue it sometime

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