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========slacking off========
Well, here's the follwing to the list of the Ark Slacks off things. Yes, the things written here are worse than
the other version, they're also very reaserched, and also very stupid. BTW : If you are reading this header and
don't know the fuck what I'm talking about, I'm talking about the beginning of the present list.
- Ark would ask himself. "If a person lives a life of privacy and meditation, but has had a youth of abundance
and other things. Is she enlightened with a new vision of philosophy but in the circumstances, is relatively
weak in the areas of Cultural, Social and Physical prowess?"
- Yomi doesn't understand the fuck about what is written higher
- The Quattro's sons leave them and form a Heavy Metal band
- The city of Freedom gets another change, this time there's a ghetto reference. Perel now lives there at the head
of a racket gang
- The Macho appeal would serve for a purpose, same thing for the blood pressure
- Light Gaia thinks that he'll appear in the game, only to buy a holy hot-dog
- Jean goes to Nirlake on a buisness trip, he falls of the Tourism bureau, every paper thinks that he tried to
suicide himself
- Louis still gets drunk, but now hangs in topless bars
- Jean sponsors some cpu company, the same one that made Keinz go bankrupt
- Will finds out that there is another invention that wasn't invented, the car, he invents that and along with this,
he invents :
Speed Tickets
The motto of Drinking and Driving is bad
Traffic Jams (I'm gonna get his head for that one - Beam)
The wonderful world of used-up cars, one of the worst things to ever befall this planet
- Beruga decides to create the ultimate evil, the LAWYER!!!!!!!!!
Well, in conclusion, the world would become completely crazy and most of the things we think that is stupid will
happen there. So, Ark, please, for the sanity of all the Earth. GO BACK TO YOUR QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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