Note from the author : Well, this is my first fanfic and I had to get inspiration somewhere. If you notice resmblance with any of you guys out there. You must have an identity crisis 'cause you ain't mensioned in this chapter. NA!

Apperances by Mario and Kirby

Censorship later in the chapter, also some Meilin-killing bout, may not be suitable to people who like this character (As if somebody would LIKE Meilin!) Also cameo apperances starring ME! as the third narrator

Prologue

Not A Really Familiar Voice But A Familiar Voice Nonetheless: All was going well on earth, little birds were chirping, animals were walking (or whatever they do). Anyways, you get the picture, but a BIG ship looking alike a Snes arrived at Liotto.
People : WTF?!?!?!?
Dark Figure : We are here to take this world's hero so that he may be in the Video Game Hall of Fame
People : Oh, you talking about Ark, go through the portal, and go to the village
DF : Thanks
NARFVBAFVN : And so they embark on a...what's this in the closet...
NARFVBAFVN opens closet Real Narrator pops out
RN : Hey, what's the big idea of locking me up in there Mister...
RN unmasks NARFBAFVN and finds under the mask...LUIGI!
Luigi : Yeah, I locked you up because if I didn't do it, I wouldn't be in this story at all, I'll get my revenge on you!!!!!
Narrator : Oh, well. Back to the story
Narrator : The Snes arrives at Crysta, where they are greeted by Elle...
Dark Figure says the same cheesy thing at Elle that when he was at Liotto
Elle : Yeah, he's at the Elder's house, probably still sleeping
DF : Thanks, little girl
Elle : ...
Narrator : DF and a bunch of others arrive at Ark's bed, finding him STILL asleep...
DF : Wake up...
Other Dark Figure : (Shouting) WAKE UP YOU SONSABITCH!
Censor : 1-bad word count, this is going on your paycheck.
ODF : DAMMIT!
Censor : 2 words, fine applicable when you recieve your paycheck
ODF : I'm gonna kill you, you f****n asshole!
ODF inhales Censor and spits him on the wall, his head's bashed in and he's dead
(If you haven't figured out who ODF is by the clue above, I'll tell you, he's KIRBY!)
Ark : Huh, what?
Kirby : You have been chosen to go into Video Game Hall Of Fame
Ark : Cool!
Ark gets on the ship, and goes away, Elle follows in a raft
Elle : You ain't getting me separated from my lover that easily
DF : Hmm, he isn't single...Oh, well, might as well take her on board, I don't know who she is but she might be important to the story
Elle : Where's Ark?
Guide : He's honing his skills at Goldeneye007 in the Gaming room
Elle : Might as well join him...
Ark : Hey Elle
Elle : Ark, why did you leave Crysta to go to this place?
Ark : To continue the story.
Elle : Oh, this night, why don't we party to celebrate
Ark : Celebrate what?
Elle : You coming into the VGHF (Video Game Hall of Fame)
Ark : What would we do at this?
Elle : Well, I've got an idea, but...
Ark : NO, you don't mean...
Elle : Let's have a fragfest at Goldeneye007!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ark : Yeah! All right!
Beam :Ark, Elle, DF(who is Mario but you ain't supposed to know that yet. Ah, crap, I've told you by mistake. Oh, well, I've nearly told you the revenge of Luigi)and last and least : Kirby
They play all night and all the next day
Narrator : Was about time you put me back in the story, Beam!
Beam : HEY!, who's writing this? You or me?
Narrator : You...
Beam gets out his Murder-Full-Powerful Cat o'nine claws and makes juliennes fries out of the narrator
Luigi : Thanks for killing him Beam
Beam : Okely-dokely (Out of inspiration)
End of goldeneye game :
Ark fragged 1654 persons, was fragged 9999 times
Elle fragged 6546 persons, was fragged 5432 times
Mario fragged 2 persons, was fragged 0 times
Kirby ths sadistic Marshmallow fragged 14525 persons, was fragged an incalculable number of times (yes, he killed himself most of the time)
Kirby: I win!
All of them are really down...
Ark : Fragged
Elle : by a
Mario : Marshmallow!
They finally arrive...

Next Chapter 1, problems with bigshots, and MAYBE an apperance by the Terranigma community

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P.S : I promised a Meilin-Killing time, but you'll have to wait for the next fanfic for THAT!

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