Written, Distributed and Forgotten by BeamCauldron

Author's note : Luigi's revenge was not put by me, the writer, it's still to come. And also the Meilin-Killing time will be there for apparantly no reason. She's got no involovement to the characters and...I don't know how to put this...Oh, the Hell with that! She's a fuckin' crybaby that annoys everyone who played the game and has met her. DEATH TO MEILIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cameo apperances by Me, most of the heroes, the baddies and the Terranigma community (To cheer for their Hero)

Chapter 1, Naughty Naughty Naughty

The Snes ship arrive into Square port...

Mario : Could you tell us where is the nearest italian restaurant?
Kirby : Dammit! Mario, you can hold back until we get to the party...
Ark : Party?, didn't you forget that we had just one on the boat?
Kirby : This one'll be different...
Elle : How much different?
Mario : You'll see...
Elle : Tell me!
Mario : NO!
Elle slaps Mario until his face turns as red as his cap
Elle : There, satisfied!
They arrived at the NVGHF (N stands for Nintendo, in case you didn't know)
Ark : Kinda dark...
Elle : Gives me the creeps...
Mario : Relax...
Kirby inhales some ribbons
All the gang (except Kirby, who spits ribbons) : Surprise!
All the ribbons and drool on them lands on Ark
Ark : Dammit! And I just washed the thing...
Elle : You mean I just washed the thing, you were sleeping all afternoon.
Ark : hehehe... (Imagine some stupid laugh)
Mario : Congratulations!
DK : on being
Link : the
Samus : 13th
Yoshi : Hero
Kirby : to
Fox : join
Pikachu : Pika
Jigglypuff : Jiggly
Capt Falcon : Game
Ness : Hall of
A big silence is heard, then a buzzing sound…
Mario : Where's Luigi?
Kirby : Oh, the hell with him...
Mario : Right
They all push Ark in a big device
Ark is trapped...
Ark : LEMME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario changes into Wario and the others into their Arch Nemesis
Wario : Sucker!
King K.Rool : You can say that again...
Ganondorf : HAHAHA!!!!!
Queen(took her from Metroid 2 : Return of Samus) : ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAR!!
Baby Bowser : I want a diaper!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Metaknight : Tricked by a stupid thing! HA!
Weezing : Weezing!
Arbok : Arbok!
SomeHelluvaGuyWhoHatesHim : And the other heroes are too busy...
Pokey(How the hell did he fit into a Ness costume?- BeamCauldron) : playing SSB, BURP!
All : DAMMIT, YOU COULD HAVE THE DEVICE OPEN!
Pokey : Oops, sorry.
Ark : LEMME OUT!!!! NOW!!!!

Chapter 2 Now Ark is PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile in the office of BeamCauldron
Secretary : Beam, there's someone here to see you
Beam : Come in
(Alas, I cannot tell you the horror that came in the office, it was... MEILIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(You guessed it, MEILIN-KILLING TIME!!!!!!!!)
Beam : MEILIN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ta-dam!)
Meilin : Hey, free Ark this instant or I'll use my unbeatable power on you
Beam : And what is that, o very annoying one?
Meilin : WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beam : Oh, Crap!
Beam gets out the Murder-Full-Powerful Cat o'nine claws and shoots it on Meilin
Beam : DIE YOU WHORE!
Meilin : WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beam : She's immunized...
Beam takes his Bastard Sword
Beam : DIE!!!!!!!
Beam cuts Meilin in half
Beam " " " "
(same thing happens for another hour)
Beam : 1865474 Slashes, She's dead now...
Beam : Back to the story...
Meilin(ghost) : I'm going to haunt you again till you get crazy and kill everything in your way!
Suddenly, all of the Terranigma community appeared...
Ark : Was about time you came here!
Terranigma community : We are only your imagination so that you'll make a comeback like Hulk Hogan in Wrestling and Rocky when he shouts his girlfriend's name
Ark : oooooooooooook
Ark shatters the glass (Duh!)
Ark takes his pike and...no, I can't say that, it's immoral and a little sadistic but, for the masses!!!!!!
stabs every enemy in the ass and then makes the biggest baddie BBQ that was ever done with a Pyro Ring
Ark : Thst should do it!
Heroes (from far away) : We're coming!!!!!
Ark and Elle : You're too late, we've killed them all...
Heroes : Who're you?
Ark : What you don't know us?
Heroes : NO!
Ark gets pissed...
Elle too
Elle : Hey, Fat Ass, You called me little girl earlier, you gonna pay for that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mario : MAMMAMIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elle slaps him, kicks him in the crotch and etc.
Elle takes out a Really big gun and shoots him, Lotsa blood flow from Mario
Ark kills the rest (no need for a description) 1 remains and it's Kirby!
Yomi : Now just wait a minute...
Ark : What now?!?
Yomi : You can't kill my cousin! (huh?, Kirby wasn't created by Enix now, crossbreed!)
Kirby : You didn't tell me you were with Nobody guy here. Ah, memories...
Yomi : Why don't you tag along
Kirby : K
They all walk in the sunset...
Powerful Asylum guy : Ark...
Ark : That's my name, don't wear it out!
PAG2 : We've come to take you to the Asylum without Elle
Ark : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAG : Also, the fanfic you just starred in sucked! (Don't believe him!)
Beam : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's taken away...

In the next chapter of Befallen and Down for the count...(or the name will change into Another chore after another)
Will Ark ever get out alive of the asylum?
Can he trust Kirby?
Will another annoying character be killed in a next episode?
WHY AM I SAYING SUCH STUPID LINES?!? (this one's easy, to keep up suspense and to annoy people)

Not all the answers in the next episode...

Well, that was interesting

First of all, if you didn't understand everything, it's because you haven't read the prologue, go read it...NOW!!!

Second, comments : produit.douteux@caramail.com

Third, this fanfiction is inspired by the others that people have made, so go read them…NOW!

P.S : I dunno if I said that the goldeneye gag (prologue) was inspired by Dais, if I said that, sorry but the credit goes to Terranigma Freak for that.