Chapter 3 Asylum isn't weird, it's cool!

Last time we left our heroes, Ark was taken to an asylum, Yomi and Kirby were celebrating with Vodka. Elle had nothing to do with the story so far.

Ark : Hmm...I'll need more than Strength to get out of that one...
Guard : You sure, he musn't know about the...
Guard2 : Yep, he isn't one of "us"
Guard : Why are we keeping him?
Guard2 : Because he *must* enlighten our inferiors
Guard : Oh, yeah, shhh...
Ark : What were you talking about?
Guard : Uhhh, nothing
G2 : yeah!, nothing that interests you
Ark : I'm not so sure about that
Some guy : The person is demanded!
Ark breaks the door, and follows the guy
Some guy : The human has arrived
"Master" : ok, bring him in
Ark : What do you want with me?!?
"Master" : First, you must wonder what we are if we aren't human, right?
Ark : "makes buzzing sound" What I want to know is where are the restrooms?
"Master" : There aren't any, but back to the not-so-dramatic effect
Ark : Oh, man, How'll I hold up that long?
"Master" : We are...
"Master" : VAMPIRE POTATOES FROM THE DARK CORNER OF VEGGIE LAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ark : ok
"Master" : But you can call me Roger, everybody here calls me that
Ark : But I just heard Some guy over there call you Master
Roger : That's because he's kinda crazy, that's where we got the idea of making the base an asylum.
Ark : Oh, then of what help I can do to you?
Roger : We need a warrior to go into The Evil one's lair and kill him, since we are so stupid, we forgot about him and he has grew into power since last time.
Ark : And where is that?
Roger : In the worst place ever, Happy-Happy land!!!!!
Ark : WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Roger : You may not be ready but you'll be soon
Ark : What do I need?
Roger : Guidance from the French-Fry-ar of Patat god
French-Fry-ar : Go there and destroy everything
Ark : That was guidance?
Roger : Yes, we will now catapult you there
Ark : Catapult me?...without Elle...
Elle : What are you waiting for, get in
Ark : ok, here I come
They are both catapulted into a McDonald's

Chapter 4 and Epilogue : Proof is in the Big Mac

Girl : May I take your order?
Ark : Yes, I'll take a Big Mac with a shake, (Elle glares at Ark) hmm, I meant DIE!!!!!!!!
Ark stabs the waitress and zombies come to stop Ark in his tracks
Ark : Zombies!!!!!
Ark gives his Light rod to Elle
Elle : What am I supposed to do with that?
Ark : Fight them!!!!!!
Elle : I only have experience fighting in Goldeneye, DAMMIT!
Ark and Elle totally trounce the zombies
Ark : So, how does it feel to get off your ass once in a while?
Elle slaps Ark with the light rod
Ark : Yeoouch!
They get into the Boss's room and they see...
RONALD MCDONALD with Luigi
RM : So, you finally arrived here...
Luigi : Where's the narrator? I wanna kill him!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
RM : Quiet you!
Luigi : ok
Ark : Ronald McDonald's the root of all evil?!?
Elle : Don't try to run from me, Mustache!
Luigi : Me, run from a girl, HAHAHAHA!
Elle whacks Luigi with the light rod many, many times
Luigi : MAMMAMIA!
Elle : Hey...You're "fat ass" 's brother, I'm gonna kill you.
Elle gets out the same big gun, same scene happens, lotsa blood flows from Luigi, the international sucker
Ark : Ronald McDonald, prepare to DIE!!!!!!!
Ark wins that one easily
Ark : We make a good couple...
Elle : Let's go back...

Well, this is "the end" but don't despair, the happy couple did kill themselves in all forms of multiplayer shooters

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