another crazy and stupid story from BeamCauldron

A masked guide : Here at the Terranigma University, we educate people about Terranigma 24/7, we also have courses on most of the subjects needed to research Terranigma. Spear handling, Fast food eating and the like, we also have technical equipment that is unmatched. This equipment is of the best high-tech possible at this very moment, and if we're behind, a siren makes it's announcement.
*A horn is heard, it seems like Royd's theme*
Student 1 : Is that the siren?
Guide : No, this means that all active students have to report to Spear Fighting. You are dispensed from that since you are taking the school tour...
*Every student left*
Guide : I have a feeling that I should have at least told them that earlier... Oh well, time to take a cig.
*The guide explodes!*
Exploded guide : Hmmm...what's this?
*He reads the notice*
[All teachers and students are dispensed from the Pool activity, the reason for that is because the pool is now the fuel for the Airplane classes]
Exploded Guide : Oh, is that so? Well, why did I explode? I didn't take a bath!
*The guide removed it's mask, revealing a huball!*
Huball : I wonder why did I explode...and in fact, why does every monster in Terranigma explodes! Hey!
*Huball looks up the text*
Why is this fanfic entitled Terranigma University, a tour guide? It's supposed to be my adventures! Cut! CUT! It's not right! Cut the music and everything.
*Ark gets out of the Huball, by a means known only to movie stars that are in costumes*
Ark : Why am I stuck doing this?
Director : It's a cheap way to make a plot twist that does not make sense!
Ark : Instead, why didn't you re-do the script?
Director : We're lazy, and an epic like that costs at least 50 mil$ Freedom currency!
Ark : I'm shutting up then?
Director : Exactly
Cameraman : In 5-4-3-2-1...ACTION!

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(Don't bother reading unless you want to read the same stuff, when I say POULET!, you start reading, ok?. A test...

POULET!

Hey! You're supposed to read, if you did, then congrats! You understand perfectly! Otherwise do this until you've got it down)

The Search For The Monster Explosive

A masked guide : Here at the Terranigma University, we educate people about Terranigma 24/7, we also have courses on most of the subjects needed to research Terranigma. Spear handling, Fast food eating and the like, we also have technical equipment that is unmatched. This equipment is of the best high-tech possible at this very moment, and if we're behind, a siren makes it's announcement.
*A horn is heard, it seems like Royd's theme*
Student 1 : Is that the siren?
Guide : No, this means that all active students have to report to Spear Fighting. You are dispensed from that since you are taking the school tour...
*Every student left*
Guide : I have a feeling that I should have at least told them that earlier... Oh well, time to take a cig.
*The guide explodes!*
Exploded guide : Hmmm...what's this?
*He reads the notice*
[All teachers and students are dispensed from the Pool activity, the reason for that is because the pool is now the fuel for the Airplane classes]
Exploded Guide : Oh, is that so? Well, why did I explode? I didn't take a bath!
*The guide removed it's mask, revealing a huball!*
Huball : I wonder why did I explode...and in fact, why does every monster in Terranigma explodes!

(POULET!)

Huball : It's something that our school does not teach! If we don't teach that soon, our whole school will go bankrupt! And I'll be out of a decent job!

Song : The Main Title Song (Ain't the title original)

*Rock music plays in the background*

(*)He is forever searching
Until he finds it
He wanders the land, being...
The Huball that could not be hit

After countless days and countless nights
And a small explosion
Forced him to remove his mask, maybe because of the concussion
It's a Huball, it's proud to be too!
Rolling down the halls
Eating down some stuff
He wanted to throw baseballs
But he's looking mightily buff!
It's eyeball seduces easily the women
He's just a Huball! Not a mountain!
Watch out or he'll hurt YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

(Shouted)SUPER DEFORMED HUBALL THAT CANNOT IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY BE HURTED OR THIS SERIES WILL END OF DEATH! *Singer pants*

Huball : Thanks for the song!
Signer : Don't mention it, it's my break and it had another 2 pages
Huball : I know! I'll take the airplane! To where though...
Student 1 : I heard that there was something happening in Nirlake
Student 2 : You mean that big fire of sorts?
Student 1 : Of course not! I was talking about the festival dedicated to some people who gave their very own sandwiches to have even MORE sandwiches!
Student 2 : They are very brave...
Huball : I should go there! I mean, I want sandwiches too!

*The Huball packs up for the trip and hops into an airplane, Hero Style!*

*He flies around until he finds Nirlake, but no landing pad.*

Huball : I guess I'll have to improvise one...I'll hang on!

He makes 4 barrel rolls, a couple of loopings and some stuff nobody should even think about trying*

Huball : At least now I know how to do that, all I need is a landing strip! The GRASS! Yes, I'm glad I thought of this idea!

*He lands on the grass, scrapping his landing tires*

Huball : I must go there incognito! If they spot me I'm dead

*Huball disguises himself into Mr.Green and enters the town*

Huball : Hehehehehe...
Girl : Hey mister, do you want a sandwich? It's free of charge!
Huball : Of course! I like sandwiches
Girl : Thank you!
*Huball eats the sandwich*
Huball : Now that I'm full, let's go to Beruga's Lab! He must have something on this!

When Huball returns, he finds his plane completely repaired!

Huball : Oh well, let's go!

*He flies off into the air!*

(End generic)

Huball : Ark
Signer : Who knows?
Students : The Kill-The-Old-Man foundation (Keep reaching for that jar of cookies)
Announcer : BeamCauldron
Author : BeamCauldron
BeamCauldron : BeamCauldron (That joke's getting old)

Stay tuned for the other one! Another episode of...

The Search For The Monster Explosive


with a guest star that I don't know about now!