Before I get you not confused, was there anything you didn't understand with Terranigma University Tour Guide? Probably, mainly the fact that I nearly changed fanfics in the middle of it. If it was not that, it was probably why I wrote what may be the crappiest song in the history of Terranigma Fanficness. Don't worry, I will not kill you by singing that. I'll just maul you.

Previously, on the same show...

Our hero, the Huball went to Nirlake and did stuff, like get a sandwich. After that he figured out that by eating the sandwich he will not advance in his quest to find the secret to why the monsters actually explode when they are destroyed. He heads now for Beruga's Lab, what evil horrorness awaits him, and mainly, what will happen? And who is the guest star? (He isn't human)

(*)He is forever searching
Until he finds it
He wanders the land, being...
The Huball that could not be hit

After countless days and countless nights
And a small explosion
Forced him to remove his mask, maybe because of the concussion
It's a Huball, it's proud to be too!
Rolling down the halls
Eating down some stuff
He wanted to throw baseballs
But he's looking mightily buff!
It's eyeball seduces easily the women
He's just a Huball! Not a mountain!
Watch out or he'll hurt YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!

(*)Bis

(Shouted)SUPER DEFORMED HUBALL THAT CANNOT IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY BE HURTED OR THIS SERIES WILL END OF DEATH! *Singer's getting voiceless*

We now join the Huball, over the landscape of Eurasia and getting to Beruga's Lab...

Huball : Yes, I see it! The Lab Of Beruga! I will now end my quest since he will tell me right off the bat! I'm sure of it!

However...

Beruga : Hmmmmmmm...aicraft approaching... I'll shoot it down! It's a TNU airship! That school will the the ruination of my studies and my secret experiments! They probably seek my new discovery! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss...

*Beruga presses a button and an Anti-Aircraft Missile launches from one of the mountains. We hear Beruga's laugh fade in the shadows*

Meanwhile, the Happy-Go-Lucky Huball continues his route while eating a sandwich...

Huball : HMMMMMMMMM!!! That sandwich is GOOD! With a capital G that rhymes with B and that stands for...

*He sees the missile just in time to eject from the airship*

Airship : BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

*Huball falls to the ground, reaching for a cliff he can roll on. And not-so-miraculeously, he DOES!*

Huball : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile, at Beruga's fortress, his minions were bored out of their minds...

Goblin 1 : If we don't get something to do soon, I'm going on strike
Goblin 2 : I'll follow you
Goblin 3 : Me too
Goblin 4 : While we're waiting, we should play a game of...

[Over the Intercom]
Beruga : Go to the place that plane crashed and bring me back evidence that there was no person aboard it!
Goblin 1-2-3-4 : Yes, sir!

*They scurry off to the plane crash site*

We return to our Huball hero...

Huball : I barely made it alive... Wait a minute... it was a missile! And the only person with missiles around here is...Oh No! He must be possessed!

*Huball scurries off to a small house on the beach*

Huball : KEINZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Keinz, of course, was sleeping*

Keinz : Who, what where, when?
Huball : Why did you shoot a missile at me?!? I want the answer or I'll beat you!
Keinz : I didn't shoot you
Huball : You sure?
Keinz : Maybe, I don't know, last time I saw a missile was when I invested in that corporation, you know, when I got bankrupt?
Huball : Yeah, right...so, where's Beruga's Lab?
Keinz : Secret passageway, 3rd door on your right
Huball : Oh yeah, thanks! I forgot! See you!
Keinz : Of course! You still need me for your financial placements!
[To himself]
Huball: I have money?
Ghost Of Huball's Money : Yes you have! And I'm here to guard it!
Huball : What?
GOH'sM : Nothing
Huball : Better that way don't you think?

At the plane crash site...

Goblin 1 : Is this it?
Goblin 2 : Must be, it's a plane, and it's crashed
Goblin 3 : But that does not explain why the 20000 machines with 4 wheels are around it...
Goblin 4 : Tell ya what? If it's heads, this is the place, if it's tails, we continue the search

*Goblin 4 makes the toss, and loses the coin in all of the wreckage!*

Goblin 3 : What will we do NOW 4?
Goblin 4 : It's not like we can't find it! I mean, we're the goblin squad for crying out loud!
Goblin 2 : Yeah, let's search!
Goblin 1 : I second that!

*He starts searching, like the others*

2 hours passed...

Goblin 2 : I found it! I found it!
Goblin 4 : Let me see!
Goblin 2 : It was on Tails
Goblin 4 : Then it's not my coin, I used my Double-Beruga head coin.
Goblin 1 : Dumbass! How can we win raises against Beruga now?
Goblin 4 : Don't worry, I got the Tails one too!
Goblin 3 : You'd better, well, it's dead alright. Let's go report to base
Goblin 2 : Yeah, nothing could have survived that crash. If it did, they wouldn't be far with only LADAs as their means of transportation.

*They go back to base*

Meanwhile, Huball arrived to Beruga's Lab

Huball : Beruga! Give me the knowledge I want!
Beruga : What do you want little runt?
Huball : Why do monsters explode in Terranigma? It is impartial for the survival of the school
Beruga : NO! I WILL NOT GIVE IT TO YOU!
Huball : Why? Is it because we rejected you as an eminent scientist and you swore revenge on all of us for eternity and yadda yadda yadda?
Beruga : Yes, but it's mainly because I don't know myself
Huball : What is this in your back? I sense it! YOU HAVE THE KNOWLEDGE!
Beruga(muttering) : He sensed a sandwich... (tone up) Very well then, Huball! I challenge you for ownership of the thing I hold and you sense. Meet me here at 2. Prepare for now!
Huball : I will, and I will beat you!

*Beruga practiced, punched, kick, supered, Critical Edged and mainly maimed the air, while Huball drank a lot of Gatorade*

2 hours have passed...

Huball : Come on! I'm ready for you!
Beruga : Me too! Let the challenge begin!
*Lots of fireworks fired, a ring began to appear, with a capacity crowd that was on their feet* Beruga : You will be dead, I challenge you to a fight of...
PUZZLE FIGHTER!!!!!!
*Gasps were heard in the crowd, 2 persons fleed by hearing this name*
Beruga and Huball made a duel that was really tight. The match dured 8 days and 6 nights (They eed to sleep too!), at the beginning of the 9th day...
Beruga : I have the upper hand! HAVE AT YOU!
Beruga sent a few blocks on Huball
Huball : If he keeps this up I will lose! I must fight back!
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What will happen in the next episode? Will Huball win, will he lose, but more importantly...
How could he have survived two hours of drinking Gatorade, I mean, even I can't do that!
Stay tuned for the next episode of...
Search for the monster explosive!
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Credits

Huball : Ark
Beruga : Penguin
Keinz : Will
Signer : BeamCauldron
BeamCauldron : BeamCauldron (Enough of that joke!)